Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Elizabeth Taylor Murdered.... Nevermind.

Apparently, Elizabeth Taylor has been found dead. No more details right now, but I am searchin to find it. The truth is out there. Stay tuned.....

UPDATE: So this story came from an email sent to us by Devon. And apparently Devon is a liar and likes to blame it on everyone else. (His friend told him, then his friend heard it from a friend.)

So from what I know, Liz Taylor is alive and not well. I shoulda went with my gut to ignore his email when my first thought was "Who the fuck would murder her anyways isn't she on the verge of dying at any moment anyways?" But I figured ah fuck it.

Anyways, if any of you got all upset over her dying, blame Devon, not me. He's the liar and a douche and just for that, I should also say I was lying about never posting his blog.......

Unless Devon is stupid and took Sandy Allen for Liz Taylor. Sandy Allen is, well was the tallest woman in the world. And she died early this morning.

6 comments:

  1. "Who the fuck would murder her anyways isn't she on the verge of dying at any moment anyways?" But I figured ah fuck it.

    Reading your posts is like going back in time to my 6th grade English class and watching the dumb kid get yelled at.

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  2. You made it to 6th grade?!

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  3. I told you it was an email hoax.

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  4. I know it was an email hoax! From YOU! LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!

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  5. A very dirty way of spamming.
    I hope they get in jail for this.
    Quite a few computers may be infected, anyone has heard of any figures?

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