Ever since I saw Halloween 6, I have been a huge Paul Rudd fan. Where Rudd went, so did my money. I have followed him through the years, good times and bad, all through Friends and beyond. Lately he has been in nothing but smash comedies. And I am a happy lil camper.
Paul Rudd plays Pete, a guy that is about to get hitched when he realizes, he has no male friends. Never really has. So he seeks out to see about finding one to be his best man at his wedding. Enter Jason Segel of Forgetting Sarah Marshall, or to most, Nick from Freaks and Geeks. One thing Freaks fans will love and notice is that Jasons character Sydney in this movie, is a huge Rush fan. It made me smile inside.
Anywho, as most probably guess, they meet up, hang out, and hijinks and hilarity ensue. It is kinda hard to review without giving too much of the good stuff away. So I will change this from a review to a recommendation of sorts. Sure whatever.
If you are a fan of any of these type of movies, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Knocked Up, Anchorman, and so on. Then you will be pleased with this movie. It is better than Sarah Marshall in my book. Rudd and Segel are phenomenal. This will easily be in my top 10 of the year come this December. Simple as that. Go see this fuckin movie. It comes out March 20th.
9/10
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
Public Enemies Trailer Fucking Rules
Johnny Depp + Christian Bale + Michael Mann = O M F G
Yeah. Michael Mann is a bad ass. Here is the trailer for his gangster John Dillinger movie that looks like it is going to be all the awesome I expected it to be even before I watched the trailer.
Yeah. Michael Mann is a bad ass. Here is the trailer for his gangster John Dillinger movie that looks like it is going to be all the awesome I expected it to be even before I watched the trailer.
If Taylor Swift Had A Retarded Baby, It Would Still Be Hot.
Seriously.
Taylor Swift is so fucking hot it should be illegal. No joke. People could be killed. Shes so hot that if I was driving and saw her on the corner I would totally lose all motor skills and run a red light and run over some fucking old lady in the crosswalk and kill her all thanks to Taylor Swift being so hot.
Anyways, all Im saying is, Taylor Swift is fucking hot.
Taylor Swift is so fucking hot it should be illegal. No joke. People could be killed. Shes so hot that if I was driving and saw her on the corner I would totally lose all motor skills and run a red light and run over some fucking old lady in the crosswalk and kill her all thanks to Taylor Swift being so hot.
Anyways, all Im saying is, Taylor Swift is fucking hot.
The Top 5 Most Annoyingly Idiotic People On The Planet
I took a long time to think about this, and decide. Out of all the groups of people on the planet, who are the most annoying? Lets take a look at the series of people, before finally unveiling the most retarded annoying idiotic faggots on the planet.
5. First, Emo Kids.
See, Emo Kids aren't really annoying. Just lame. But I couldn't name them the MOST annoying people because emo is a fad that will soon go away. Plus every now and then I see a really hot emo girl.
4. Potty Pals.
I just made this up, seriously. What is a potty pal? Well ever been in the bathroom, taking a leak, and in walks two guys that are talking REALLY fucking loud? Even though theyre about 2 feet away from each other. I don't know about you guys but there is something about having my dick out that makes me not want to speak to other dudes. These guys annoy me, mainly just because I hate loud people.
3. Broskis
Holy cow. These guys that have 16 layers of fake tan spray on and the gallon of gel in their hair.
2. Bro Dudes.
Those guys that wear the hats to the side just a tad. And are either always wearing Tapout shirts, yet they don't know how to really fight. Or they always got the popped collar shirts. And they usually take steroids in high school to look big. Ugh. These guys come in a REAL close 2nd place.
And finally... the NUMBER 1, MOST ANNOYINGLY IDIOTIC GROUP OF PEOPLE ON THE PLANET ARE..........................................................
1. Juggalos
Holy sheep shit. These are the most pathetic people there could possibly be. See with emo kids, they will grow out of it. Bro Dudes and Guidos, will still be douche bags but at least they might do something with their lives. Potty Pals can be any number of people that might already have jobs and careers and such. But Juggalos? No hope. None. They will work fast food, or at a video store, FOREVER. They will never have a career, or any type of job that pays over 8 bucks an hour. They will never own a house, and never buy a new car. They have no future. On top of that, they listen to the WORST BAND OF ALL TIME. And worship them at that. This is what makes Juggalos, the Most Annoyingly Idiotic Group Of People On The Planet. For further proof, google search Juggalo Funeral.
5. First, Emo Kids.
See, Emo Kids aren't really annoying. Just lame. But I couldn't name them the MOST annoying people because emo is a fad that will soon go away. Plus every now and then I see a really hot emo girl.
4. Potty Pals.
I just made this up, seriously. What is a potty pal? Well ever been in the bathroom, taking a leak, and in walks two guys that are talking REALLY fucking loud? Even though theyre about 2 feet away from each other. I don't know about you guys but there is something about having my dick out that makes me not want to speak to other dudes. These guys annoy me, mainly just because I hate loud people.
3. Broskis
Holy cow. These guys that have 16 layers of fake tan spray on and the gallon of gel in their hair.
2. Bro Dudes.
Those guys that wear the hats to the side just a tad. And are either always wearing Tapout shirts, yet they don't know how to really fight. Or they always got the popped collar shirts. And they usually take steroids in high school to look big. Ugh. These guys come in a REAL close 2nd place.
And finally... the NUMBER 1, MOST ANNOYINGLY IDIOTIC GROUP OF PEOPLE ON THE PLANET ARE..........................................................
1. Juggalos
Holy sheep shit. These are the most pathetic people there could possibly be. See with emo kids, they will grow out of it. Bro Dudes and Guidos, will still be douche bags but at least they might do something with their lives. Potty Pals can be any number of people that might already have jobs and careers and such. But Juggalos? No hope. None. They will work fast food, or at a video store, FOREVER. They will never have a career, or any type of job that pays over 8 bucks an hour. They will never own a house, and never buy a new car. They have no future. On top of that, they listen to the WORST BAND OF ALL TIME. And worship them at that. This is what makes Juggalos, the Most Annoyingly Idiotic Group Of People On The Planet. For further proof, google search Juggalo Funeral.
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
Super Dave Returns On Spike TV!!!!
OH.
HELL.
YES!!!!!!!!!!!
I used to watch Super Dave all the damn time as a kid with my parents. For those unaware, Super Dave was a spoof daredevil who had a show that centered around him preparing a huge stunt which would always go horribly wrong. The one I remember most is him playing a piano on top of a motorhome only to have the motorhome drive under a low bridge, smashing the piano and "Super Dave" into the side of the bridge. Of course it was all for comedy with "Super Dave" being a dummy.
Anyways, Super Dave will return to Spike TV with 4 episodes this summer.
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