DONT HASSEL THE HOFF!

Hey, everyone, lay off the Hoff man alright? So he got lil wasted, big deal, so did I.

Wanna know the real story? Straight from the Hoffs mouth?

Yes, his daughter did film it, why?

Well see, The Hoff has a lil problem, and he knows it. So he TOLD his kids to film him, next time he gets drunk, why?

So they will show him, the video, of what hes like, to help him stop drinking.

How did this video really come about?

Well see, his bitch ex wife, who he is currently in a nasty divorce with, got ahold of it, and made it public, to try and ruin him.

So ya know what? Heres a lil secret for her, you cant ruin him, HES MICHAEL KNIGHT BITCHES. KITT NEEDS TO RUN HER ASS DOWN!

So in closing, DONT HASSEL THE HOFF FUCKOS! OR HE'LL HASSEL YOU!