They need to put these on TV. Or at least stream the ceremony on the net. I put my picks in bold.
WORST PICTURE
Bratz
Daddy Day Camp
I Know Who Killed Me
I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry
Norbit
WORST ACTOR
Nicolas Cage
GHOST RIDER, NATIONAL TREASURE: BOOK OF SECRETS
and NEXT
Jim Carrey
THE NUMBER 23
Cuba Gooding, Jr.
DADDY DAY CAMP
and NORBIT
Eddie Murphy (as Norbit)
NORBIT
Adam Sandler
I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU CHUCK & LARRY
WORST ACTRESS
Jessica Alba
AWAKE, FANTASTIC FOUR: RISE OF THE SILVER SURFER
and GOOD LUCK CHUCK
Logan Browning, Janel Parrish, Nathalia Ramos & Skyler Shaye
(A Four-for-One Deal!)
BRATZ
Elisha Cuthbert
CAPTIVITY
Diane Keaton
BECAUSE I SAID SO
Lindsay Lohan (as Aubrey)
I KNOW WHO KILLED ME
Lindsay Lohan (as Dakota)
I KNOW WHO KILLED ME
WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Orlando Bloom
PIRATES OF THE CAROB-BEAN: AT WIT'S END
Kevin James
I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU CHUCK & LARRY
Eddie Murphy (as Mr. Wong)
NORBIT
Rob Schneider
I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU CHUCK & LARRY
Jon Voight
BRATZ, NATIONAL TREASURE 2, SEPTEMBER DAWN
and TRANSFORMERS
WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Jessica Biel
I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU CHUCK & LARRY
and NEXT
Carmen Electra
EPIC MOVIE
Eddie Murphy (as Rasputia)
NORBIT
Julia Ormond
I KNOW WHO KILLED ME
Nicolette Sheridan
CODE NAME: THE CLEANER
WORST SCREEN COUPLE
Jessica Alba
& EITHER
Hayden Christensen
(AWAKE)
OR
Dane Cook
(GOOD LUCK CHUCK)
OR
Ioan Gruffudd
(FANTASTIC FOUR: RISE OF THE SILVER SURFER)
Any Combination of Two
Totally Air-Headed Characters
BRATZ
Lindsay Lohan & Lindsay Lohan
(as The Yang to Her Own Yin)
I KNOW WHO KILLED ME
Eddie Murphy (as Norbit)
& EITHER
Eddie Murphy (as Mr. Wong)
OR
Eddie Murphy (as Rasputia)
NORBIT
Adam Sandler
& EITHER
Kevin James
OR
Jessica Biel
I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU CHUCK & LARRY
WORST REMAKE OR RIP-OFF
Are We Done Yet?
(Remake/Rip-Off of MR. BLANDINGS Builds his Dream House)
Bratz
(A Rip-Off If Ever There Was One!)
Epic Movie
(Rip-Off of Every Movie it Rips Off)
I Know Who Killed Me
(Rip-Off of HOSTEL, SAW and THE PATTY DUKE SHOW)
Who's Your Caddy
(Rip-Off of Caddy Shack)
WORST PREQUEL OR SEQUEL
Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem
Daddy Day Camp
Evan Almighty
Hannibal Rising
Hostel: Part II
WORST DIRECTOR
Dennis Dugan
I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU CHUCK & LARRY
Roland Joffe
CAPTIVITY
Brian Robbins
NORBIT
Fred Savage (yes, THAT Fred Savage.)
DADDY DAY CAMP
Chris Siverston
I KNOW WHO KILLED ME
WORST SCREENPLAY
Daddy Day Camp
Screenplay by Geoff Rodkey and David J. Stem & David N. Weiss
Epic Movie
Written by Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer
I Know Who Killed Me
Written by Jeffrey Hammond
I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry
Screenplay by Barry Fanaro and Alexander Payne & Jim Taylor
Norbit
Screenplay by Eddie Murphy & Charles Murphy
and
Jay Sherick & David Ronn
WORST EXCUSE FOR A HORROR MOVIE
Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem
Captivity
Hannibal Rising
Hostel: Part II
I Know Who Killed Me
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