WWTDD.COM Likes Dongs.. Jennifer Love Hewitt Is STILL Hot!

The unfortunate thing about being a low key entertainment news site, is having to venture out to other sites to snag information. Sites like TMZ.com and WWTDD.com where it is nothing but idiots and homos running around posting shit.

WWTDD.com likes to write about how they could care less about Brooke Hogan, so..... why are they writing anything about her? If they could care less about her... stop writing and posting pictures of her? Usually they attack Jennifer Love Hewitt for gaining a few pounds. Heaven forbid one of the hottest pieces of ass in film and television gain a little weight. I'd still hit it.

WWTDD.com says "In November, Jennifer Love Hewitt took some famous pictures in Hawaii (these pictures) showing that she had gained like 1800 pounds. It was amazing. And in her defense, she said she was a size 2 and there’s nothing wrong with her body. And to prove she meant what she said, she then immediately went on an insane diet. Wait, what? Us magazines cover story says...

Now, the Ghost Whisperer star has the last laugh.
In the new issue of Us Weekly, on newsstands now, the 32-year-old shows off the new body she got after just 10 weeks and her trainer reveals to Us exclusively how she lost 18 pounds.
"I am in a pretty good workout regimen that I like, so it inspired me to keep it up," Hewitt tells Us. "The energy level and the way I feel now is great."

Whatever. You’re not fooling me big ass. The picture they have of her on the cover proves nothing. I want her to recreate her Hawaii trip shot for shot, and I want her to put things next to her ass so I have a sense of perspective, like a Coke can and a football. I know this sounds extreme, but don't you kid yourself, Jennifer Love Hewitt would eat you and everyone you care about if given the chance. The only language they understand is aggression.

Whatever, retard. If Jennifer Love Hewitt came to this morons door and dropped her pants and ripped her shirt off and said FUCK ME, NOW. I am sure this guy would say OH NO YOU ARE A FATTY I HATE YOU EWWW GROSS!!! Then turn around and continue sucking the cock of whatever homeless guy he paid 5 bucks to.

Anyways, if you are wondering exactly what Jennifer Love RandomVillain is looking like these days...Shit even when she was a little on the chunky side, she was still pretty damn cute. Besides, in my perfect world, my conversation with the writer of WWTDD.com would probably go like this...

Me: Hey man, what'd you do last night?

WWTDD: Played Halo, ate some pizza, you?

Me: Oh I fucked Jennifer Love Hewitt.

My thoughts exactly. Anyways, here is some more greatness for you fine readers out there.





Yeah I know icky huh?

Sad News for Rosie O Donells Fan

Sorry Devon, looks like you are shit outta luck with what to watch on TV. It looks as though Rosie O'Donnell won't be facing off with Larry King after all. The acid-tongued talk-show host, who famously clashed with Elisabeth Hasselbeck on "The View," announced on her blog Wednesday that talks to give her a prime-time show on MSNBC had fallen apart.

Saying the development was "just as well," O'Donnell wrote in her usual shorthand style: "poof/my career as a pundit is over/b4 it began."

The deal would have placed O'Donnell in the 9 p.m. slot, she said, opposite CNN's "Larry King Live" and Fox News Channel's "Hannity & Colmes." Fox News dominates prime-time ratings for cable news channels, according to Nielsen data; CNN is second, and MSNBC is a distant third.

So once again, Devon jumps the gun on a blog, doesn't post all the facts, and makes a fucking idiot of himself, no wonder he's currently sitting in the unemployment line rocking out to his Jimmy Eats Dick.

I know that Jennifer Love Hewitt has nothing to do with Rosie O Donnell, I just thought something in this blog should be worth looking at.

Random Villains Hot Chicks! The Other White Meat

So Devon put up a "list" of girls we here at UE thought were "hot" well two of mine are up there but honestly I really only told him of 2 or 3. And any list with Eva Longoria automatically equals shit in my book. So here is my top 10 I was originally asked of....... don't vote. Oh and if are wondering who they are, click the name.

Speaking of Devon....

10: Devon Aoki












9: Tiffani-Amber Thiessen












8. Gwen Stefani












7: Kristen Bell












6: Salma Hayek












5: Isla Fisher












4: Rachael Leigh Cook













3: Jenny McCarthy












2: Anne Hathaway












1: Jennifer Love Hewitt












There ya have it, if you want more pics of these chicks, or just pics of other chicks, go HERE!