WWE's Kane vs. UFC's Tim Sylvia... FIGHT!

First, lets get the Associated Press report out of the way:

DETROIT, MI - Former UFC Heavyweight Champion, Tim Sylvia was involved in a fight at a bar in downtown Detroit Michigan with 7 foot, 320 pound WWE Superstar, Glen 'Kane' Jacobs.No details are currently being released on how the fight started. A witness says the two were arguing and Tim Sylvia instigated the fight. Jacobs quickly took Sylvia to the ground and repeatedly punched him in the face. The bartender along with a bystander helped pull Jacobs off Sylvia. Sylvia was said to have suffered a broken nose and a black eye.The police were notified but since the fight was not prolonged and neither men wanted to press any charges, no arrests were made. Sylvia was driven by a friend who was with him to the hospital to treat the broken nose. Glen Jacobs left the scene with his wife shortly after.

Now, here's my thoughts. This needed to happen. Obviously Glen Jacobs is a goliath of a dude, but finally we can lay to rest the question of "what if a WWE guy and UFC guy got in a fight in an alley/bar/parking lot/whatever. Yeah sure, we've seen Brock Lesnar come in to the octagon and whoop some ass, but even that was MMA style fighting. It could always go either way with an armbar or some other shit like that... this way, with Jacobs and Sylvia duking it out in a crowded bar, you can say that a WWE guy kicked the shit out of a UFC guy. Right? Sounds off in the comments, unless you Theresa, in which case go die somewhere.

Why Don't People Realize that Brock Lesnar Sucks at Everything he Does?

It's official. Brock Lesnar sucks.. BAD. I don't understand why everyone was so excited about this guy. I remember hearing about UFC 81 and how excited everyone was about Brock Lesnar. Who? Yeah, the last I heard about this guy he was getting cut by the Vikings in the NFL.

Apparently, that's his "thing." He was once well known for his success winning fake wrestling matches in the WWE. Then he decided " Oh, I think I'm gonna play football in the NFL now." Apparently this guy though that being a 265ln knucklehead was all it took to play in the National Football League. Well he sucked there. He made an interesting story as a wreslter trying out a new career, but that's about it.

After he couldn't hack it in the NFL, I guess he needed another career to try. Since he probably doesn't take enough steroids to play baseball I guess he decided to be an "Ultimate Fighting Champion."

People everywhere were jacking it to brock Lesnar and his UFC 81 Gig. And everyone was predicting big things. Shit, Shoemoney called it the biggest lock of the year and said even though he doesn't want to encrouage gambling, this would be probably the safest bet in MMA. I hope not many of his idiot fans went out and put any money in this dude.

When Lesnar couldn't make the NFL, the team offered him a chance to play in NFL Europe. He turned it down. And here he goes again expecting to break into something new at the highest level possible without any real preparation. Perhaps if he really wants a career outside of fake wrestling, he needs to start on a lower level and take some lumps first.