Posts have been slow, and it's for a reason. We don't want our bloggers to be the latest victims of Death by Blogging.
We are refusing to pay our Bloggers or give them any work.
It is for their own good.
We don't want them to DIE!
Sure we could pay them a shitload of money and have them write many many posts. But we don't believe in working our guys to death. Work is overrated. Money is overrated.
We want these guys to live a long long time.
Michael Arrington has gained 30 pounds from blogging! Fuck! Our guys can't handle that risk. We need to protect them from themselves and keep their hearts ticking.
We are asking everyone to take unpaid leaves and go on vacation for awhile. We hope they come back leaner and stronger. Then they will be ready for their new Four Hour Workweek.
Work Smarter, Not harder.
Peace.
DevonLohan time of death - 9:08pm.
ReplyDeleteYeah, because the writers here work SO hard...haha. They must look like the guy pictured here, since they only whine and complain when their readers want more material. Here's a novel idea, just pay a little pocket change to some real writers, I'm sure you'd benefit. Quite honestly, I wouldn't pay your current writers anyway...bunch of complainers who don't want to work hard for results, and act like they're owed something. Go to Devon's favorite site Craiglist and post an ad, anything would beat this! And the whiners should check out blogcatalog.com or mybloglog.com and see how many people are out there busting their asses to make money with sites, and making it happen.
ReplyDeleteWell that was productive.
ReplyDeleteI don't give a shit about pay. Never have. I do this as a creative outlet, but when everything I write gets trashed in the comments by fellow writers, then I lose the creative energy to do anything else.
ReplyDeleteAlso I dont know what pedople means. I just woke up, Im eating cocoa pebbles, so blow it out your ass.
ReplyDeleteFire. This. Random Douchecannon.
ReplyDeleteFire. This. Random Douchecannon.
ReplyDeleteYes fire me from something that isnt a job by someone who isnt my boss.
ReplyDeleteYes fire me from something that isnt a job by someone who isnt my boss.
ReplyDeleteEven if they did can him, he'd still linger around to bitch about and poke fun at other people's stuff, because he has no life, and this is way of not only keeping himself amused, but also making him feel better about himself.
ReplyDeleteShut up and go read my blogs.
ReplyDeleteQueer.
The name thing really needs to be dropped. There is no one here named "Devon Lohan"...and it references no one. It's the name of the site, its a knock on PerezHilton.....that's it, it references the site. If we fired everyone, and brought in new people from India, the site would still be called DevonLohan.com. End of that convo. This other crap, I have no words, same old argument. I can see people wanting to make some $, so hey, negotiate something, see what happens. Other than that, I have the feelin that this site, with our schtick of "attitude" and "edgyness," will never have rules laid down that state no feelings can be hurt, it's just the nature of this site. Not sure who the statements about not being able to function in the outside world is about...just seems a couple of us enjoy financial security, and don't go the normal job route simply "pays pretty good" at this moment...but could be pulled out from under you at any moment. Oh well, don't want to start this broken record again.
ReplyDeleteDevons still a queer.
ReplyDeleteFuck off.
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