So here is what everyone wanted to see, and to some of you, what, Devon challenged me to post? I think. I dunno I can't remember and people are retarded in comments so I can't keep up with who said what anymore. And because Devon is lame and posting comments as anonymous and other people, then deleting them cause even he realizes how gay it is, I figured I would post this. Hey, he said I could, he even dared me to. And since you people demanded to see it, I will post it. Why? Because I give the people what they want. I am here to entertain you folks.And now, for some strange reason, people wanna vote for something that involves a picture of myself and my wife. Here is a picture of the two of us at our wedding.
Whys Devon dressed like a 13 year old? And why does he look like he is about to eat her head?
ReplyDeleteNow that I look at it, Devon does look like he's wearing one of those little outfit combos that you get at Target or Wal Mart. The shirt that has the shorts with them. The Hot Topic knock off shit. How cute. Outfits.
ReplyDeleteShirt from JCPenneys : $18.00
ReplyDeleteShorts from Avirex: $32.00
Having a better looking girl than Random Villain: Priceless.
Dude she totally does look like Keno
ReplyDeleteI know!
ReplyDeleteYeah, uh, I mean hey if Devon wants to think his future ex girlfriend is better looking than my wife, cool, his opinion.
But uh....
JC Penneys eh?
Really?
LOL Suuuuuuuuure.
ReplyDeleteYou know the exact price but OH, UH, SUDDENLY I FORGET WHERE I BOUGHT IT!
Also, what straight normal guy keeps track of how much his clothes cost?
ReplyDeleteHoly shit dude, you make everything so serious. It's called fucking sarcasm.
ReplyDeleteWhile Devons girlfriend isnt all that horrible looking. Shes by no means better looking than Villains wife. And yeah, those clothes. Devon looks like hes ready for the first day of 11th grade.
ReplyDeleteTrust me when I saw that Villain had to have scoured his pictures for one even remotely resembling something attractive. She's all made up in a big white gown. I've seen real pictures of this broad, and if anyone looks like a fucking dude, it's HER.
ReplyDeleteAND you guys are the fags, obsessing over god damn clothes. Its a fucking tshirt and board shorts. I live in Florida, that's what we wear.
ReplyDeleteVillain had the balls to post up something. While Devon sat and cried and is now trying to act all cool about things. And Random Villain has the hotter girl, Devons girlfriend looks like a monkey.
ReplyDeleteI'm starting to wonder if all our anonymous readers have email notifications too! You fuckers are quick to reply to these CHOICE topics, yet nothing on the one's worth a fuck.
ReplyDeleteYou're not replying on any other blogs either.
ReplyDeleteInstead of spending all this time going batshit in the comment sections, you should work on more blogs that we will never actually read, like your NEW SERIES of blogs about season premieres.
So if youve seen real pictures of villains wife, why dont you stop being a pussy and post them? Or since you seem to be the only one that thinks your girlfriend is attractive, post some more of her? This is retarded, why do I care? Im going to hang myself now.
ReplyDeleteCongratulations. You both are doing alright.
ReplyDeleteOk RV's woman looks pretty hot surprisingly, so I vote for her, Devons appears to possibly be over 40, so sorry I can't vote in that age range. I want to see Devon's special hidden pictures of Villains woman, where she suddenly gets ugly. As of now, I'm for Villain posting a bikini shoot of his, but open to Devon proving me wrong.
ReplyDeleteI dont know, Devons girl isnt bad, we just cant see enough, but she's better due to not being pasty. Devon I'd like to see some more skin on yours, u just might have my vote.
ReplyDeletehttp://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff57/DevonTM1119/l_17534be9cdb7b9c33aecd8a0d4766d3a.jpg
ReplyDelete... all I'm saying.
OMG YOU'RE PSYCHOTIC!! YOU HAVE PICTURES OF ME ON YOUR COMPUTER! YOU'RE A STALKER!! ABERRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!! MONGOLOID!!!!! I QUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI just find it funny, that knowing how obsessed Devon is with his MySpace profile, that he still lists himself as single. Which makes me wonder if he's just pretending to have a girlfriend. Which, knowing Devon, is exactly what's going on.
Yeah, thanks for breaking the news. You called it yesterday when you said my soon-to-be ex. Can't say this stupid shit didn't have anything to do with that!
ReplyDeleteWait are you saying you got dumped over all this?
ReplyDeleteApparently chicks don't like being objectified and ridiculed on the internet.
ReplyDeleteOr apparently I called you out on lying about her not really even being your girlfriend and then she magically has dumped you.
ReplyDeleteEither way, it is fucking HILARIOUS.
LOL, SERIOUSLY??? Devon just claimed his "girlfriend" left him due to someone ELSE posting a myspace pic on a site? A new level of pathetic people, but pretty fucking funny, my guess is in reality she just didnt like Devon's "Back to School Sale" clothing, since that style usually goes out around 10th grade. Dude looks a little too psychotic in his pic too, like "FINALLY, I, ME, YES ME, I GOT A GIRLFRIEND!!!!" -- a sad ending
ReplyDeleteWell one of two things happened.
ReplyDeleteDevon is being truthful, in that this girlfriend saw this blog, and dumped him for it. Which would be fuckin funny.
Or, I called Devon out on him lying about her being his girlfriend, and he realized he's caught in a lie, so makes up further shit saying she dumped him, to hopefully cover his tracks. Which would be fuckin funny.
Either way, shit is fuckin FUNNY.
The real question here shouldn't be whether or not this dude lied or didn't lie, it should be why the rest of you rough, tough, manly-men are picking on his clothes and his relationship status.
ReplyDeletePaging Sex and the City! Bunch of catty bitches around here!!!!!
and yeah i fucking forgot to his anonymous! figured i'd give you a taste of your own fucking medicine! bunch of god damn bitch ass fags!
ReplyDeleteLMFAOOFWEJFPOWIREKLHGDFSAJGDFSAGV
ReplyDeleteFORGETS TO HIT ANONYMOUS
GETS PISSED OFF SO HARD HE QUITS AAAAAAAAAAAGAIN!
BIGGEST
ABERRRRRRRRR
EVERRRRRRRRRRRRR
ROFLAMFOEFOWOFSDFJSDGKLJ
BUSTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU DIDNT GIVE US A TASTE OF OUR OWN MEDS, YOU FUCKED UP! YOU FUCKED UP! YOU FUCKED UP! YOU FUCKED UP! YOU FUCKED UP!
DEVON: I CANT GET ON DL.COM WHILE IM AT WORK.
ROFLAFMORPGFJKLSDJJJJJJJJ,MFDV
God damn, I cant get over how funny this is. Devon gets fuckin BUSTED trying to post as anonymous again, being all pro Devon. Realizes we get emails with the comments and KNOWS hes fuckin busted so he QUITS. ROFLMAFOROREGEJFLKDNB GOD DAMNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
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Fuck me? I think not, I didnt even have a monitor yesterday so I didnt see any of this shit until late at night. Dont take it out on my that you CHOSE to give Random pictures of you and your whatever she is. That's YOUR fault. Sorry you have a complex and think everyone spends all day laughing at you, that's not my fault either, and uh, your far from the center of my world as you seem to think/hope. Sorry you fucked up and made yourself look stupid, I really dont give a shit what you do, so dont try and drag me into your little war, just makes you look more stupid, you shouldnt be saying fuck me, you should say fuck yourself for handing out pics DIRECTLY to Random, and throwing a tantrum for exposing your own fuck ups.
ReplyDeleteI admit, I never believed all the jokes about Devon crying and throwing fits, this is amazing. Dude have u got mental help? This is too much to believe, internet popularity is THIS important to you? See a Pscyhologist dude, maybe a team of them.
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