I Know What Devon Wants For Christmas!

Now before Chrisvision and everyone get their panties in a twist, this is not a blog about Devon. I just couldn't think of a title for this blog because, well if I made the title about what the obvious thing is, no one would believe it. But trust me, this is real, this is very real, and it's fuckin scary. I'm just gonna leave it at that. Holy wow.