Friday, November 21, 2008

Review: Guns and Roses Chinese Democracy

Fuck that, I was gonna write a review of this cd, but it fucking sucks, and so then I decided to not even write that much, but then Random Villain told me to do it, so here I am! This cd fucking sucks, don't buy it, don't even bother downloading it. 17 years to make this cd, and I expected to hear the greatest rock album ever recorded... and what do I get? Some shit that MIGHT have been enjoyable 17 years ago.

I'd rather listen to Panic at the Disco.

16 comments:

  1. "I'd rather listen to Panic at the Disco."

    Either it's EXTREMELY terrible, or you are EXTREMELY gay/emo. Either way, I'll find out for myself.

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  2. You had to be forced to review it by another writer? Isn't the point of a review to tell us if it's good or bad, and why? I like to know WHY something sucks in a little more detail, i dont want to just hear about what you like...if that's the case, lots of Panic at the Disco is on it's way I'll assume. Fail.

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  3. Shut the fuck up. All these wankoff commenters suddenly show up now that I'm back. Fuck off with that shit. This was a joke, come about in the comments of the last article. Try and keep up.

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  4. Not to mention, I was being SARCASTIC about PATD, as in I'd rather listen to that shit, than this shit. Jesus fucking christ.

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  5. C'mon Devon. Everyone knows you would rather listen to Panic at the Disco. Meanwhile I will be lined up at Best Buy tomorrow for the newest opus from the greatest musical genius of our time, W. Axl Rose.

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  6. Youre actually gonna go buy this shit ass album? Fucks sake I wouldnt even download this crap off a torrent site for fear my computer would get a virus on its own and commit suicide because it would rather be a paperweight than have this album in one of its files.

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  7. I honestly hope you people aren't basing your opinion on Devon's review. Check out Rolling Stone or Time Magazine, and it's getting good reviews. Let's keep in mind what kind of music Devon writes that he likes on here, then maybe you will think twice about checking out GnR for yourselves.

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  8. Don't forget your free dr. pepper bitches

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  9. OH MAN IF ROLLING STONE SAID ITS GOOD IT HAS TO BE!

    Give me a fuckin break, the album was up on MySpace a couple days ago, I listened to a few songs, wanted to hang myself. It's fuckin SHIT. Just because a popular magazine says something is good doesn't mean you have to follow the crowd douche. IGN gave GTA IV and Metal Gear 4 9/10 ratings, I played both games, BORED ME TO FUCKIN DEATH.

    Metallica and ACDC did what Guns N Roses can't. Make a great new album.

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  10. Well youre right. We dont follow whats POPULAR here and then praise it just to stay popular. For me I am a gamer. Old school gamer. When I get a game I want to play it, not sit there for 30 minutes watching a fuckin cut scene (Metal Gear 4).

    As for Guns N Roses, hey, people are stupid, especially Rolling Stone. Rolling Stone once gave Nirvanas Nevermind 3 stars when it first came out, now they praise it as the best record EVARRR (personally, not a huge Nirvana fan, most overrated band ever). I am strange in my music ways. The normal music for me is rock/metal. Everything from CKY to Red Hot Chili Peppers to Foo Fighters to Metallica. But then I will ever put on the fuckin Bluegrass channel on sirius and jam to some old deep country banjos. Or I will listen to the 1940s channel, some old school jazz. Hell even the 1960s channel rule with some mother fuckin WOLFMAN JACK!

    To set the record straight, their new album does indeed suck balls, but nothing, and I repeat NOTHING would ever drive me to rather listen to that pop punk emo faggot bullshit like Panic At The Disco. Thanks.

    The new Guns N Roses? Fuck it. Axl is not Guns N Roses, SLASH is Guns N Roses. Thanks.

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  11. One last thing, to defend Devon a tiny bit, me and Devon do share similar music taste with SOME bands. Devon, D Money and myself all agree that MGMT kicks fuckin ass.

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  12. If you like MGMT, check out We Are Scientists.

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  13. The verdict: Devon is extremely gay/emo.

    Listened to the whole thing myself. I don't know where the "bad review(s)" is coming from. Then again, can't really call it a review because most of the "reviews" I care to read about on here are " I DONT LIIKE THIS, THIS SUX NEGATIVE 0/10 ".

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