Friday, June 27, 2008

Review: WALL•E

This is going to be a hard review to do. First off it may come off as a tad bit biased. Since I am a die hard Disney/Pixar fan. But I have a feeling even if I was just a moderate fan, this would still be a hard review to do.

Why so hard to review? I do not think I have seen a movie that is so, fucking, GOOD, that I have no words to really describe how incredible this movie is. I am going to do my best.

The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences should remove their heads from their asses next year, and do away with the Best Animated Film category. This movie deserves to be in the Best Picture category. Pixar deserves a REAL Oscar. No other studio is putting a movie out that makes you feel emotion towards what you are seeing on screen. No other studio out there currently can produce such heartfelt, hilarious, touching, inventive, intelligent, groundbreaking, and pure entertainment. Sorry Iron Man, but you have slipped to #2 for this year. WALL•E has taken over your spot for best movie of 2008, and I don't see anything, not even The Dark Knight, matching up to it.

I wish I could get more in depth with this review, I wish I could go on and on forever about how fantastic this movie is. How it is a pure MASTERPIECE. But I can't. I am just speechless. All I can say is for you to just go and witness this movie yourself. The animation is at its best, nothing has been better than this. This is the BEST Pixar movie to date. Although I will always hold Toy Story as my geniune favorite Pixar movie.

Go see WALL•E.

10/10. Perfection.

Interesting Note: Watch near the begining, when Eve, the white robot shows up and is scanning all the junk. You will catch a glimpse of the Pizza Planet truck from Toy Story. This truck has appeared in every Pixar movie.

20 comments:

  1. Im going to see it again today. I also just went to allposters.com and bought the poster framed to put in the living room.

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  2. Possibly the best and most heartfelt review this site has ever seen. I cannot help but see this now. Cheers!

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  3. I'm gonna go see Wanted either tonight, or in the morning. Expect a review afterwards.

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  4. Very good review, finally a descent one on this site. I look forward to yours too Devon.

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  5. I saw Wall E two more times today since I went last night.

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  6. With the shit weather all day today, and the idea to slow cook short ribs sprung on me early, I've decided to wait until after work Monday night to see Wanted. Review will follow.

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  7. aka "I got hungry and need to stuff my face, so my monthly post will have to wait"....thats dedication people.

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  8. How is anonymous a pussy? That makes no sense. Now I'm confused, and going to go see Wall E again in a few.

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  9. If i put my name, u still wouldn't know me you fuckin douche, so why should I bother. Doesn't take someone but a couple days reading here to tell you could easily go hunger crazy and stuff your fat face instead of posting here. We dont need to hear excuse number 8 as to why you couldn't post today.

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  10. Yeah I was thinkin the same thing, like what if anonymous posted his name you would somehow know from that first name his home address and go beat him up? ZOMG HIS NAME IS TED IM GONNA GO FIGHT! RAAAAWWW!!!!! ABERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!

    posting as anonymous, with a user name, or with any name, makes zero difference cause either way you wouldnt do jack shit about it.

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  11. You're missing the point.

    Not that that should surprise anyone.

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  12. You're missing a Wanted review. Which I think I just might do myself since Ill probably see it tonight. Since all you can seem to do is sit in the comment section of the site and argue and whine about everything. Not that that should surprise anyone.

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  13. let me go to netflix and bring this one

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  14. I saw WALL E and I thought it was really fuckin stupid....a lot like you "Random Villian". Wow, you really do just suck at life don't ya?!

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  15. No actually, I dont. For doing very little, Ive become pretty successful and make quite a bit of money at doing nothing. And I must not suck that much if you keep coming to read what I write every day. Assbug.

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  16. No douchebag this is the first time I've ever been to this site and probably the last. I wanted to read a WALL E review I didn't realize it was gonna be a bunch of immature assclowns talking about stupid shit. So yeah you do suck at life.

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  17. Wait he wanted to read a Wall*E review. Came here, found a Wall*E review, and is bitching about it? I think this person just wanted to find a negative review and can't since it's really a good movie and now they are throwing a temper tantrum. They have to be Love Guru fans.

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  18. I really would. I have this huge map in my living room with thumbtacks for where all you motherfucks live.

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