Too Gay, Or Not Too Gay? That Is The Question!

For awhile now, someone around here has been questioned of his gayness. Most say he is, he claims he is not. So my question to you all is. What makes someone gay? What things would a gay person be into and like to really make them gay? What type of actions would a gay person take? Their behavior? What would it be?

To me, gayness comes in many forms. For example, if you get mad at someone you know, and have an argument and your FIRST reaction, is to immediately run and delete them off of your MySpace. That, is an act of gayness.

If you blog, about everything in your personal life, and in every blog you are crying, or whining, about something, thats kinda gay. But if the stuff you are crying and whining about is stupid shit, that no guy would really care about, or no guy would actually have those problems, that makes you gay beyond belief.

Listening to fruity music that only 15 year old girls love, like Good Charlotte, or All American Rejects, thats pretty damn gay. And when you go on to use quotes from songs by said bands to describe your current lifes problems. That is red alert gay.

Doing sing along songs in the car with your Mom is kinda gay. Not fully gay, but when you admit it to the world that you love doing that, then it becomes full on gay.

If you are a guy, and you cry, I mean physically tears down the face cry, over something someone says to you. And cry so much and so hard that you physically vomit from it. That is gay.

When you drink foofoo drinks, nonstop, and nothing else. That is pretty gay. 1 foofoo drink every now and then is fine, but if you just LOVE them, and drink nothing else but them, that's pretty damn gay.

When you take what people, especially strangers, off of the internet say to you way too seriously and throw fits and get angry about it, to the point that you scream I QUIT IM NEVER WRITING AGAIN! And then the very next day, write something, thats not just childish, thats mega gay.

If you do Jagerbombs. That isn't gay. If you BRAG about doing Jagerbombs. Then you are gay.

If you are a guy, and you have tons and tons of friends who are all girls. That you just love to hang out with and do silly things, and not a damn single one of them wants anything to do with you dating/sex related. And has no friends that they would know of that would be interested in that either. That makes you gay. Because then they see you as one of them, and they like the dick.

You dressed up like a care bear for Halloween as a child. That's gay.

When you play in E-Feds and other role playing games, thats ok, if you're a kid. But if you are a grown ass man and STILL taking that shit seriously. Gay. Superman Gay.

If you go and take all of the above listed and throw it into a blender, what type of person would emerge from this concoction? My theory, a seriously gay dude. But what about you faithful readers? What do you think makes someone gay that I have not mentioned above?

Now if you will excuse me, I have to wash my hair.