Elizabeth Taylor Murdered.... Nevermind.

Apparently, Elizabeth Taylor has been found dead. No more details right now, but I am searchin to find it. The truth is out there. Stay tuned.....

UPDATE: So this story came from an email sent to us by Devon. And apparently Devon is a liar and likes to blame it on everyone else. (His friend told him, then his friend heard it from a friend.)

So from what I know, Liz Taylor is alive and not well. I shoulda went with my gut to ignore his email when my first thought was "Who the fuck would murder her anyways isn't she on the verge of dying at any moment anyways?" But I figured ah fuck it.

Anyways, if any of you got all upset over her dying, blame Devon, not me. He's the liar and a douche and just for that, I should also say I was lying about never posting his blog.......

Unless Devon is stupid and took Sandy Allen for Liz Taylor. Sandy Allen is, well was the tallest woman in the world. And she died early this morning.