People Are Fucking Pathetic.... Yeah I'm Talkin To You!!

Good fuckin lord.

Ever since I teased about posting Devons cry baby blog.... which keep in mind... he posted on the internet in the first place. Devon and others have lost their ever lovin MINDS over this. Like this is the worst thing in the world that could possibly happen in their lives.

Seriously people, fuckin relax, get over it. Do you realize how sad and pathetic this is?? This is the kind of world we live in now thanks to the internet.

Kids in schools are KILLING THEMSELVES over what some STRANGER says on the internet about them, and yes, even Devon has threatened suicide.

Grown ass men are KILLING THEMSELVES.... because a STRANGER that pretended to be their girlfriend in WARCRAFT dumped them!

Grown ass men and people on the internet are PISSED and throwing fits because me... a STRANGER to you all, might post a stupid blog.

Now the topic has been spoken about, and something was said about me basically, "Well let's just say Random Villains wife or kid was ill and dying, or did die, and we made fun of it, I'm sure he would act differently about it!"

No, I wouldn't I wouldn't give a FUCK.

Now don't get me wrong, if anything ever happened to my family, or my friends, I would be upset about it. But would I give a flying shit about what a total complete stranger says? Fuck no. They're a stranger. They don't know me. You people don't even know me. I don't give a SHIT about what anyone says about me, or my family, or my friends. I am not that fuckin pathetic.

This is what is happening to the world, and to the economy. People care way too much what others think about them. See if Devon didn't throw such a fuckin hissy fit about this whole thing, and just said, "alright, do whatever, why the fuck would I care?" Then this wouldn't even be a topic, it would be boring if Devon didn't care so much.

This is why people are picked on in the world, and made fun of so much, because people care what others think so god damn much it's turning the world mad. While normal people, like me, who only care about the thoughts of their friends and family, sit and laugh at the "internet life" people, like Devon, and most of you.

Now I will sit here, while you idiots just ramble on about how I am the pathetic one, and not you, and I suck and blah blah blah in the comments. And I will laugh. Because that's all I do. I laugh and have a good time in life. Why sit there and be pissed off over what a stranger says? Its pointless. Just relax, chill, point and laugh at the weaker minded idiots in the world, like I do to you.

And with that, HERE, IS, DEVONS, BLOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"It's Midnight.
Heather's sleeping.

I'm unpacking.

Suddenly, I hear *POP*!

I turn around, and the hot water spout for the washing machine has flown through the air, and the PVC pipe has burst open, and it's shooting scalding hot water 6 feet up in the air.

I panic, wake Heather up, and we figure out that we need to cut off the water at the Hot Water machine.

The valve is rusted in place, and won't budge.

By this point, water has seeped clear out in to the dining room, soaking the carpet. It's making its way in to the hallways, in to Heather's bedroom, and inching towards the living room. We're talking 300-400 gallons of water just emptying in to our apartment.

So quick thinking, I call the rental office, hoping to get an answering machine with a maintenance emergency number on it. It works, and I get him. He comes running over with a huge pair of industrial style pliers and cuts the water off.

So now we have a flooded apartment.

In come the emergency water vacuum guys.

They were here till 2am sucking water out of the floors.

We're almost dry now, but damn... hell of a first night. "


And with that, I leave you all also wondering, what in the fuck a HOT WATER MACHINE is? Which you can discuss...

RIGHT HERE!!!!!!!!! IN THE DEVON LOHAN FORUMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!