This Picture of Devon is Hot and Sexy

Warning, if you click on this full size Sexy Devon Lohan picture it is NOT Safe for Work!




Seriously,if you look at this pic of Devon you will notice something very hot about it. Even straight males, or especially straight males might look at this and get more excited than Guru Cliff in the Wesley Snipes Total Gym commercial.

People can say "Thats Gay" or whatever but what they are really thinking is:

More Disney Blu Ray Classics On The Way!

So we have Sleeping Beauty being released on Blu Ray in October. Which I am eagerly awaiting. There are many classic movies that get put out on Blu Ray, but Disney knows how its done. They do Blu Ray right. Well Disney is now taking on the task of releasing even more of their classics onto Blu Ray, it starts in October with Sleeping Beauty, then will continue next year with Pinocchio!

Pinocchio will come to Blu Ray in Spring of 2009.

Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs will be out Fall of 2009.

Fantasia, Fantasia 2000, and Beauty And The Beast will be released in 2010.

Wow, I can't fucking WAIT to check out Fantasia in high def.

But more importantly, will we ever get Song Of The South??? Come on Disney. Do it already.

Volcano Taco from Taco Bell!

So keeping up with the greatness known as Taco Bell. I saw a commercial for this crazy new pita thing that Long John Silvers was promoting. And I wanted one, bad. So I look up the closest Long Johns, cruise there, and see its a Long Johns / Taco Bell hybrid. I stroll on in to see they don't have the pitas, but instead, Taco Bell has a new taco.... The Volcano Taco. Sweet mother of god....

So, as always, if Taco Bell has a new item, I must try it, and I do so. The Random Villain tapped out. Too spicy for this guy. And it was instant. I bit in and knew right away I was in trouble, I grabbed my Baja Mountain Dew and drained it, snagged the cole slaw from my Long Johns meal and ate it, anything to cool the hotness in my mouth.

If you love you some spice, this taco should own your face off. It has the typical beef lettuce and cheese, but it has a RED SHELL....... WITH LAVA SAUCE!!!!!!!!!!!!! This this is no joke.

The REAL TRUTH About Batman Rumors....

Alright, here is the facts. I get a headache every damn day from seeing these idiotic Batman Casting Rumors pop up all over respected news sites. So here is something that is not a rumor, but fact. And it is something that will put to rest every rumor there has ever been so far about the third Batman movie.

Chris Nolan, the man who co wrote and directed The Dark Knight. Has not even signed on to do the third movie. He might not even do it! He is off on vacation. There is no script for the third movie. Meaning there isn't even characters thought up yet for it. So Cher as Catwoman? Give me a fucking break people. Any news site that posted that rumor lost 10 points on being thought of as respected.
The bottom line. No script. No director. Means no possible way any type of casting has begun, or has even been talked about over at Warner Bros. Their main concern is making sure they get Nolan to return for the third movie.

4 Fast 4 Furious Teaser Trailer Is Here!

Actually the title is just Fast & Furious. Which is fine, but 4 Fast 4 Furious would be better. Anyways I am somewhat interested in this movie. I dug the first movie even though it was a direct rip-off of Point Break. And the sequels sucked ass, I didn't bother watching the third movie. But I am glad to see that the original cast is back. Might be the only reason I am interested. Anyways, check the trailer here.

Fast & Furious

Michael Keaton Is A Ken Doll!!

Jodi Benson (voice of Ariel from The Little Mermaid) let slip the news that she will be returning in Toy Story 3 as the voice of Barbie. And this time, Ken will be there as well, voiced by the great Michael Keaton. Keaton was previously already in a Pixar movie as Chick Hicks in Cars. I hope Keaton starts makin a comeback.

No word yet on if someone will replace Jim Varney as the voice of Slinky Dog or if that character will just not return.

Toy Story 3 opens June 8th 2010.

Barack Obama announced his Vice Presidential Candidate.

Obama announced his choice early this morning. Who is it????

Senator Joe Biden, of Delaware.

It's no dream ticket, like he would have had with Hillary Clinton at his side, but it will do!

Biden represents a lot of the same ethics and morals that Obama sticks by, and together they will certainly ensure change for the better in this country.

The Jokers Fatality in Mortal Kombat Vs. DC Universe

Below is a video that features the special moves and the fatality that The Joker will sport against the likes of Scorpion and other characters from Mortal Kombat. This is one of the grandest fatalities I have ever seen.

Superman Returns.......Again?

Thank GOD. Warner Bros announced that they are in the early stages of putting a new Superman movie together but they are forgetting that pile of shit Superman Returns movie ever happened and are going Incredible Hulk on it and going to try this one again. This is great news. I like Superman. Superman 2 obviously being the best of the bunch. But damn Superman Returns are shitty. He fought a rock. That was all. Blugh.

Next month Warner Bros will announced further details on the relaunch of Superman, as well as finally give us details on the third Batman movie. We will also get word on more DC character movies. A movie about the Green Arrow, called Supermax is already filming. I am guessing the other characters will be Flash and Wonder Woman, but we won't know for sure until Warner Bros give us more details next month.

Also, here's a couple bad ass fake Batman posters.

Phoenix Suns Dancer Kayla

So here is pictures of Kayla. A dancer for the Phoenix Suns. She's is just about as hot as it comes. And yes, she is hotter than Scarlett Johansson.





Kayla: 2008-09 Phoenix Suns Dancers Finalist

Devovision. The Truth!

No this is not the long awaited release of the first episode of Devovision.

As many of you loyal readers know, a few days ago Devon threw a giant hissy fit like a 8 year old girl who lost her Jonas Brothers CD, and declared I AM DONE! I QUIT! ABERRRRR!!!!! For the 107th time.

Well here is the truth, Devon ONLY quit to avoid having to keep his promise of putting up the first episode of Devovision. He knew it was going to suck fuckin balls. And he knew he was far too lazy to get up and do something on video for it. So he found a way out. Found a way to keep from having to stick to his promise of Devovision, how? By throwing a temper tantrum.

Like I said before. Devovision. Is never happening. Sorry kids. I wanted to see the jolly red cheeked oaf do flips into pools and all kinds of crazy mess but, he's a baby. What can ya do? So don't get all mad at me. Don't start callin me an asshole. Don't you dare start gettin all pissy pants with me cause I keep my promises to you. You want more entertainment news? I post it. You want some random hot chick posts. You got it. You wanted RVTV. You got it. What does Devon do for you?

Exactly.

Crazy Times In Arizona! Nice Parenting Dickhole!

Honestly I read a news story similar to this a few times every summer. Some IDIOT parent, goes to the store, bar, food joint, anywhere and just FORGET THEY BROUGHT THEIR BABY ALONG! And leave said infant in the car all day long!

Last summer some idiot Hooters waitress went to work, and forgot to drop her baby off at the daycare. Just, strapped the baby in and went on to work. Smart, clearly. Oh and her baby died from the heat.

Today here in grand ol Phoenix, some idiot Dad goes to Best Buy, shockingly 1 of the 2 Best Buys I frequent quite often, and just forgets his baby in the car! How? How in the flying fuck all of hell do you, as a parent, just FORGET you put your baby in the backseat? Stupid ass people. Anyways, this baby lived thanks to someone smart enough to call 911 and they came and rescued the baby.

A dad shopping at a Best Buy store in Phoenix apparently forgot that his infant girl was with him and left her in his car Thursday morning, Phoenix Fire reported.

The father had two other kids with him and left the infant unattended for about 10-15 minutes near Camelback Road and 20th Street, Phoenix Fire spokesman Courtney Jenkins said. The incident happened at about 10:46 a.m.

A bystander parked next to the dad's car saw the infant and called authorities, Jenkins said. When authorities arrived at the scene, they popped the lock off the car and found the baby "warm and red," he added.

"The dad is just distraught that he made an error like that," Jenkins said.

The girl was in good condition but was taken to Phoenix Children's Hospital as precaution, as is standard procedure for such an incident, Jenkins said.

Good grief, parents are stupid. Also today elsewhere in Arizona a 2 year old drowned in the backyard pool. Cause the Mom went upstairs for 10 minutes. Cause ya know, it's always a good idea to let your 2 year old wander aimlessly downstairs with access to the backyard pool that doesn't have a fence on it. Which I find strange since it's the LAW here to have a fence around your pool if you have any child under 5 living in the house. Trust me, it's the law, I know. I was informed that I have to install my fence within the first 5 months that our baby is born. Thanks stupid parents for costing me hundreds of dollars.

The New Single From Metallica Is Here! The Day That Never Comes!

I gotta say, Metallica sounds pretty god damn fantastic again. This is sounding than anything on Load, Reload and of course MUCH better than St. Anger. I am a pleased Metallica fan today.

Listen to the new single right here.

Predator Meets Lord Of The Rings?!

I love these kinda things, someone takes clips from 1 movie, but uses the sound from the trailer for another movie, mixes them together, and it's usually shitty and stupid as fuck.

But this guy on youtube.com has put together some pretty damn great fake trailers. Here are a few, click here for the rest.











And this one... has to be my favorite of them all....

Jenny McCarthy Is Hotter Than Scarlett Johansson. Deal With It.

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Elisha Cuthbert Is Hot. A Few Pics Of Proof For You.

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Black Celebs Are Dropping Like Flies! Julius Carry The Shogun Of Harlem Dies!!

What in the fuck is going on in the world? How come awesome black celebs are dying left and right? Julius Carry, who some of you may know from the bad ass movie The Last Dragon has died. He played the villain, Sho'Nuff The Shogun Of Harlem. Others might remember him as Lord Bowler on The Adventures Of Brisco County Jr. And if you have no idea what The Last Dragon or Brisco County is then you can get the fuck off this site, you're not allowed here anymore. Banished you are. No word on exactly how he died, but fucks sake, Chris Tucker butter stick himself in a rubber room just to be safe until September 1st. August sucks.

LeRoi Moore, Saxophonist for The Dave Matthews Band dies.

This is sad news. I've been a pretty big Dave Matthews Band fan for quite a long time. Their music video for Too Much was what turned me onto their music, I think I was in the 7th or 8th grade when I saw it play on VH1, back when they used to play actual music videos on TV. LeRoi was a pretty damn amazing sax player and a couple friends in High School actually picked up playing the sax in the school band because they loved them some LeRoi. Some of you that know me might be like, what the fuck? The Random Villain liks Dave Matthews? I told you mother fuckers, my music taste goes from the likes of GWAR all the way to Lisa Loeb then back over to Metallica and then around to some Dave Matthews. It's all over the place, even to country. It never, ever goes near that emo bullshit though. Fuck that. When people ask me what kinda music I like, I tell them good music.

LeRoi died today from complications after an ATV accident he was in a few weeks ago. Right now as I type this, Dave Matthews Band is still going on and playing a show in honor of LeRoi tonight at the Staples Center in Los Angeles, CA.

Enjoy.

Dave Matthews Band - Too much

Wanna Know More About Devon?

I'm bored. Which only means, it's time to pick on Devon. Devon posted one of those damn MySpace surveys in it he talks about, ah fuck it I'll just post it, WORD FOR WORD UNALTERED so you can see for yourself.... Proof of gayness are in bold......

Have you ever kissed someone whose name started with a R?
Not that I can think of. But you never know, since I am a huge whore.

Have you ever been with someone longer than a year?
Yes, and thankfully the lease was up.

Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
On the phone... hmm... Nichol I think. I don't remember talking to anyone else after I talked to her and when the phone rings here it's usually my roommate's wardens [parents], so I don't answer anyway.

Whose bed did you sleep in last night?
Mine.

Have you kissed anyone in the last week?
Nope.

Do you miss anyone?
I miss a bunch of people, particularly of the Arkansas variety.

What are you doing tomorrow?
I think we're planning to go to the movies, cuz it's 5 bucks all day, and we can get caught up on what we've missed.

Do you like to cuddle?
Oh sure. Unless it's really hot, cuz then I only want to cuddle with a fan.

Whats your hair look like today?
At the moment, it's bed-head. One side is sticking all up, and the other is all matted down with pillow imprint.

Do you have a dog?
Nope, I have a cat. I'm totally that guy.

When was the last time you talked to one of your siblings?
May.

Have you ever thought you liked someone, and then found out that you really didn't?
I thought I was in love with someone, and then as soon as I got out in the world and met people, I realized how much I didn't.

Will you be in a relationship 4 months from now?
We'll see.

Do you fall for people easily?
Nope. Well... I befriend people easily. I don't love people easily.

Does the last person of the opposite sex you shared a bed with mean anything to you?
Sure. We're friends.

Who do you blame for your bad mood today?
I'm not in a bad mood yet. Notice how I said yet. Heh.

What was the first thing you did this morning?
Turned the air up cuz it was freezing in this bitch.

Today, would you rather go back a week or go forward a week?
Neither, I'm on vacation, and either direction would take me off vacation.

Do you like someone?
I guess you could say that.

Have you ever had a surprise birthday party?
Nope. I'm way too much of a control freak to not be in on the planning of my own party .... unless it was held at a swank banquet room or something. In which case, plan away.

Are your parents in love?
My parents haven't even spoke in years.

Where are you right now?
At my computer desk.

Do you think you have made a difference in anyone's life?
I do. I try to. Even if it's minute.

Who is your last text message from?
Nic

What are your plans for Saturday?
I don't know yet.Any takers?

Do you like your life?
It's okay.

Can you handle the truth?
No, I don't want to install your truth box application.

Last person you were in the car with besides your family?
Heather.

If you're being extremely quiet, what's it mean?
I am PISSED and trying not to say things you will regret making me say.

Last beverage?
Water.

Do you think you're a good person?
Eh, I have my moments of clarity.

If someone were to tell you they like you right now, would you care?
Yes.

Do you still talk to the first person you fell hard for?
Yes, actually. Years later though.

Do you have a best friend?
I do, she's sleeping like a hibernating bear right now though.I should go do something horrible and film it *LIGHT BULB*

Do you remember what you were like a year ago?
I was more or less the same I was now, but probably not as fat.

Who was the last person you cried in front of?
Um, probably my roommate.

Where are you right now, and how do you feel about where you are?
I'm at home and I feel good about that. It's nice to have my own place, with no worries.

What are you listening to?
My new neighbors STILL moving in to the apartment upstairs. Sounds like goddamn Minotaurs moved in.

Who was the last person to call you beautiful/gorgeous?
Lisa. She always calls me beautiful.She's so full of shit!

Ever have a sleepover with the opposite sex?
Yeah.

Where did your last hug take place?
Um, probably at work on Friday leaving before my vacation.

Last place you took a plane to?
Arkansas, but I flew in to Tulsa, OK.

How do you feel about the person who texted you last?
She's spectacular.

Who was the last person you went out to eat with?
Heather.

Do you have unlimited texting?
I have 2000 texts, which is more than enough.

How old will you be in 13 months?
24

Do you wear glasses?
Nope.

What is your favorite Beatles song?
Eleanor Rigby if I have to pick just one. Otherwise I could list like 10 more.

Last thing you bought?
A catnip toy for my little puss-puss, cuz she got her vag nipped yesterday.

If someone looked on your bed, what would they find?
A mess of blankets and sheets and pillows. I tossed and turned like a mug last night.

What would someone find UNDER your bed?
Empty shoeboxes that I think will come in handy as soon as I decide what to put in them.... maybe I'll find a turtle.

Who will you see the most this weekend besides family?
My roommate.

What is the last movie you watched?
ummmm.... High School Musical 2. Yeah..........

Do you drink tea?
All the time.

Who taught you how to ride a bike?
Here's the thing, I grew up on a hill.

Have you ever blacked out at a party?
Party -no. Sarah Hughes concert - yes.Hello iPod!

Who do you trust most in your life?
Heather.

What's the number one thing in your life right now?
Probably my job.

What were you doing at 11 AM?
[Yesterday] I was at Bed, Bath, & Beyond pricing knives.

Have you ever made out on a couch?
Oh sure.

When is the last time you cried?
You ask too many questions about crying. Men don't cry, we leak at the eyes.

Are you scared of spiders?
WHERE?!

Have you ever been on a horse?
No, that would not be fair to the horse.

Is it cute when a boy calls you baby?
Um... no.

What's irritating you right now?
I'm out milk, and I really want a bowl of Corn Pops.

What's the taste in your mouth?
Morning Breath.

Do you like feet?
Only my own. Keep yours away from me.

Who was your last IM from?
Chris.

What type of music could this world live without?
I was going to say Polka, but when you think about it, and listen to Polka, it's actually entertaining. So.... not polka. Maybe Christian Rock. What an anomaly that is. Weirds me out to the nth degree.

Have you ever waxed your eyebrows?
Hah, twice. That shit hurtsssssssssss.

Do you think professional sports players are over paid?
Yes.

Are you worried about anyone right now?
Yeah, I am. I'm trying to be here for her though, cuz I know she needs a rock, and I'm pretty solid.

Do you snort when you laugh?
I have to laugh reallllllllllly hard.

How many people are on your myspace friends list?
Like 170+

What was the last website you visited other than myspace?
my email.

What friend haven't you seen in a while that you'd like to see?
Cole. Pestering him for drinks out.

When is the next time you'll kiss someone?
I dunno. We'll see.

When was the last time you were in a car and where did you go?
Last night, out to dinner.

Name three things around you:
Printer, router, fan.

Who can you go to anytime of the day for anything no matter what?
My bfff. Best fucking friends forever.

Are any of your pets overweight?
Dude, she's got a pot belly. Total pig. Always tries to steal our tacos.

Have you ever kissed someone who's name starts with a C?
Yep.

Who was the last girl you talked to?
Heather I guess, before we went to our rooms.

And just for shit's and giggles, here are some childhood Halloween pictures.

Here is me on Halloween.

Here is Devon on Halloween......
RVTV.............EPISODE 2........... WITH AN INTERVIEW WITH DEVON!!!! COMING THIS WEEKEND!!!!!!!

And until Devovision Episode 1 comes.... I will post a blog about Devon, once a day. Maybe twice..... maybe thrice!!!

The last movie I watched....


The last movie Devon watched....

Kate Beckinsale Goes To The Beach In An Orange Bikini!

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Rock Band 2 and Guitar Hero World Tour Are Compatible! For The PS3 That Is.

Man the shit really hit the fan when we all found out that the instruments for Rock Band would not work for Guitar Hero III and the other way around. Fits and ABERRRRRRRRRRRRs were thrown. But that will soon change and hearts will be healed!

Here is what Michael Shorrock has to say!

Hi everybody, Michael Shorrock, here. I’m the Director of Publisher Relations here at SCEA. I work closely with all of the publishers and developers who create games for all PlayStation platforms. While SCEA had a ton of great announcements at E3, I’m excited to say, we have one more for today, one that I know a lot of you have been asking about:

For the past several months, we have been working closely with Neversoft and Activision, Harmonix and Konami to ensure that PlayStation 3 guitars and drum sets will all feature a basic level of gameplay compatibility.

For the most part, this means that the titles with musical peripherals will work with the other’s software. A few specific examples include: Guitar Hero: World Tour’s guitars and drums will work with Rock Band 2 and Konami’s Rock Revolution software.

And yes, you guessed it, Rock Band 2’s guitar and drum set will work with Guitar Hero: World Tour and with Rock Revolution.

Conversely, Rock Revolution’s drum set will work with both Guitar Hero: World Tour and Rock Band 2.

In addition, Guitar Hero: World Tour and Rock Band 2 will both support the SingStar microphones.

We’re still working hard to ensure compatibility between the Guitar Hero and Rock Band titles currently on the market, and we hope to have an announcement on that shortly.

This is great news. I was really hoping I wouldn't have to buy two damn set's of instruments, my closet is already jammed pack full of the Rock Band set and two Guitar Hero guitars. Now if they could just get the damn old Guitar Hero games to work with the new instruments too, all will be right in the world.

Video Game Battles. PS3 and 360 Fanboys Need To Wake Up!

Man no matter where I go all I hear is 360 IS BETTER! NU UH PS3 IS BESTEST!!! OH YEAH?!?! YEAH!!!!

Ugh it's getting annoying. Why can't people just be fans of video games in general? I own all 3 major systems. Sure out of the 3 the PS3 gets the most play but to me, the Wii still puts out the most original games. And has the best of all 3 systems with Twilight Princess. I haven't turned on the 360 since my nephew hooked it up..... months ago.

Anyways, just a lil thing to wake morons the fuck up. But the 360 and PS3 fanboys should realize that... Nintendo owns your punk asses. Hard. Here in the United States last month the Nintendo Wii outsold the X Box 360 and the Playstation 3... COMBINED. X-Box moved about 205,000 systems with the Playstation 3 just ahead of them with 225,000 systems. While the Nintendo Wii sold 555,000 systems. On top of that, the Wii came in 2nd place to top selling gaming devices last month, because the Nintendo DS sold 608,000 systems.

So to all the 360 fanboys, who in my opinion are some of the most annoying fucks on the face of the planet, and to everyone else that doubts the power of Nintendo. Blow it out your ass. Just love games. Stop all this madness, or I will bust out the Mortal Kombat Trilogy, snag Noob Saibot and kick the living shit outta you!!!!!!

Voltron Movie Moving Forward!

Back in the days of my youth, I had many loves, besides Goosebumps and Calvin and Hobbes comics, I loved me some Saturday mornings. Transformers, He-Man, Thundercats, and of course, Voltron.

Now there was two types of kids in the world to deal with back in the early 80's. There was the kids that knew their shit, and loved the Lion Voltron. Then there was the kids that loved the Vehicle Voltron. I was a Lion fan myself. Fuck I was even Voltron for Halloween one year. It was basically like the picture displayed, big huge plastic pieces that was strapped onto me. And it kicked fuckin ass.

Justin Marks who just did the screenplay for the new He-Man movie also wrote the script for Voltron and it is going to be shot live action but using the technology made for 300. Oh and the movie will be with the Lion Voltron. So suck it Vehicle Voltron fans.

Learn Who Is Writing The Goosebumps Movie!!

I'm pretty pumped about a Goosebumps movie. As I kid I was fuckin obsessed with those damn books. I know for a fact I had Books 1 - 36 lined up on my shelf, after that it jumped around a bit because I made the transition to Fear Street.

Scott Alexander and Larry Karaszewski will be taking to the computers to bang out a script for the feature length Goosebumps movie. If you are wondering just who the shit they are, they are responsible for the classic known as Problem Child. But they are also the men behind such movies as Ed Wood, The People Vs. Larry Flint, 1408, and Man On The Moon.

No word on what books will be adapted, or if it will be an original story.

RVTV Episode 1

That's right fuckos. Most of you said it'd never happen. Guess what it has.

Episode 1 is pretty much just compiled of random clips pulled from all the video I have taken over the years. But as the episodes move on the show will move from random bullshit to just bullshit. Episodes dedicated to one subject, and so on.

BIGFOOT FOUND.

This changes everything about the way we see the world... if it's legit.

I mean, in one week we've had Chupacabra, Astronauts coming forward about seeing Aliens on the moon... and now BIGFOOT!

CNN.com has the exclusive full story:

(CNN) -- A policeman and a former corrections officer say that on Friday they will unveil evidence of what they claim is their biggest find ever: the body of Bigfoot.


The thawed body of a creature reputed to be Bigfoot reportedly weighs more than 500 pounds.

1 of 2 Matthew Whitton and Rick Dyer, a pair of Bigfoot-hunting hobbyists from north Georgia, say they found the creature's body in a wooded area and spotted several similar creatures that were still alive.

The carcass of the furry half-man, half-ape is 7 feet, 7 inches tall and weighs more than 500 pounds, they say. However, the two are not disclosing the exact location of their discovery to protect the remaining creatures.

Tom Nelson, chairman of the biology department at North Georgia College and State University in Dahlonega, said he's "pretty skeptical" the world will feast its eyes on a new species Friday.

"That would certainly rock mammalogy," joked Nelson, who specializes in the study of mammals. "I see a research grant in my future."

Whitton and Dyer plan to unveil what they say is DNA and photo evidence of the discovery in Palo Alto, California, in conjunction with a group called Searching for Bigfoot Inc.

A photograph on that group's Web site shows what appears to be the body of a large, hairy creature with an ape-like face, stuffed into a large freezer.

According to a written release, the two announced the discovery on an Internet radio show, "Squatch Detective," several weeks ago. iReport.com: Do you believe in Bigfoot?

"The only person we would allow to come down and verify the body was 'the Real Bigfoot Hunter,' Tom Biscardi," Dyer said, referring to Searching for Bigfoot's CEO, who has been looking for the elusive, legendary creature in the United States and Canada since 1971.

Whitton is a Georgia police officer who is on administrative leave after being shot in the wrist during a pursuit. Dyer is a former prison guard.

DNA tests on the body have begun, said the statement, and "extensive scientific studies" will be done on the body by scientists, including a molecular biologist, an anthropologist and a paleontologist.

Nelson, the university professor, acknowledged that new species of animals have been discovered in recent decades and that, in science, "we always acknowledge the possibility of something new."

But he said that even in north Georgia, home to the Blue Ridge Mountains and the foot of the Appalachian Trail, it stretches the imagination to think a family of 7-foot-tall creatures could have eluded hunters, hikers and creeping development until now.

"To the average person, these places just seem like extreme wilderness where you'll find lions and tigers and bears," he said. "The reality is that you're never more than a mile from a road."

The group says the animal is male, has reddish hair and "blackish-gray" eyes and human-like feet, hands and teeth.

WWTDD.COM Likes Dongs.. Jennifer Love Hewitt Is STILL Hot!

The unfortunate thing about being a low key entertainment news site, is having to venture out to other sites to snag information. Sites like TMZ.com and WWTDD.com where it is nothing but idiots and homos running around posting shit.

WWTDD.com likes to write about how they could care less about Brooke Hogan, so..... why are they writing anything about her? If they could care less about her... stop writing and posting pictures of her? Usually they attack Jennifer Love Hewitt for gaining a few pounds. Heaven forbid one of the hottest pieces of ass in film and television gain a little weight. I'd still hit it.

WWTDD.com says "In November, Jennifer Love Hewitt took some famous pictures in Hawaii (these pictures) showing that she had gained like 1800 pounds. It was amazing. And in her defense, she said she was a size 2 and there’s nothing wrong with her body. And to prove she meant what she said, she then immediately went on an insane diet. Wait, what? Us magazines cover story says...

Now, the Ghost Whisperer star has the last laugh.
In the new issue of Us Weekly, on newsstands now, the 32-year-old shows off the new body she got after just 10 weeks and her trainer reveals to Us exclusively how she lost 18 pounds.
"I am in a pretty good workout regimen that I like, so it inspired me to keep it up," Hewitt tells Us. "The energy level and the way I feel now is great."

Whatever. You’re not fooling me big ass. The picture they have of her on the cover proves nothing. I want her to recreate her Hawaii trip shot for shot, and I want her to put things next to her ass so I have a sense of perspective, like a Coke can and a football. I know this sounds extreme, but don't you kid yourself, Jennifer Love Hewitt would eat you and everyone you care about if given the chance. The only language they understand is aggression.

Whatever, retard. If Jennifer Love Hewitt came to this morons door and dropped her pants and ripped her shirt off and said FUCK ME, NOW. I am sure this guy would say OH NO YOU ARE A FATTY I HATE YOU EWWW GROSS!!! Then turn around and continue sucking the cock of whatever homeless guy he paid 5 bucks to.

Anyways, if you are wondering exactly what Jennifer Love RandomVillain is looking like these days...Shit even when she was a little on the chunky side, she was still pretty damn cute. Besides, in my perfect world, my conversation with the writer of WWTDD.com would probably go like this...

Me: Hey man, what'd you do last night?

WWTDD: Played Halo, ate some pizza, you?

Me: Oh I fucked Jennifer Love Hewitt.

My thoughts exactly. Anyways, here is some more greatness for you fine readers out there.





Yeah I know icky huh?