Goddamn Fox News IS BAD for YOU!

I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times, FOX NEWS is bad for your health! Here's proof! This poor shmuck can't even go on Fox News as a guest commentator without falling out!



And fucking Glen Beck, I'm surprised he didn't faint right next to him!

Punch Out Wii Teaser Trailer!

So, I had to go use a friends computer to post this because I ruined my keyboard from jizzing all over it while watching this complete awesomeness.

Skylar Deleon Is Not A Fucking STAR Or Even An Actor.

All over the news I see FORMER CHILD STAR, FORMER CHILD ACTORS, POWER RANGERS STAR..Skylar Deleon gets death penatly.

You know what? No one gives a flying fuck. No one.

This guy, is not an actor.

He is not a star.

This is his filmography, ok, you ready?

Power Rangers. Bit Part. 1 Episode.

That is fucking IT.

The only thing this guy did in his ENTIRE ACTING CAREER, IS HAVE A SMALL PART ON AN EPISODE OF POWER RANGERS.

Fucks sake I hate the god damn fucking news. I read the headlines and I'm like, OH FUCK TOMMY IS GONNA DIE?!?! WTF?!!?

No, just some dude, that had zero acting career.

Fuck off.

RIP Marilyn Chambers

Former porn star, Marilyn Chambers, has died at the young age of 57. AVN released a statement saying Marilyn "was found dead yesterday inside of her trailer in Santa Clarita, California by her daughter. The cause of death isn't known right now, but an autopsy will be performed."

Marilyn Chambers was the star of one of the most legendary porn films of all-time,Behind the Green Door. Behind the Green Door was the first hardcore pornographic movie widely released in the United States. Directed by the Mitchell brothers and starring Marilyn Chambers as Gloria Saunders, the movie depicts her abduction to a sex theater, where she is forced to perform various sexual acts with multiple partners in front of masked audience members. The Mitchell brothers appear in the film as her kidnappers. In a psychedelic and colorful key sequence, an ejaculation on Chambers' face is shown with semen flying through the air for seven minutes.

Marilyn Chambers was also one of the only girls who could fully deepthroat the late John Holmes. She was also the first porn star to completely shave her private areas.

Condolences to the family and friends of Marilyn Chambers. I'd say why we'd all remember her... but I think it's obvious.

Jim Ross Makes A Joke About Heath Ledger At Wrestlemania

So Wrestlemania 25 was this past weekend.

Out comes Rey Mysterio wearing a mask and outfit that resembles Heath Ledgers "The Joker" from The Dark Knight.

The on air commentators, Jim Ross, and Jerry The King Lawler, comment on it.....

Jerry asks if Rey is paying tribute to Ledger by wearing the outfit. In which Jim Ross, I dunno, I think he attempted a joke and said...

"At least Reys career is alive and well."

Really JR?

I mean REALLY?

Hey, ya know what? This morning I was driving to work, and my friend was in the car with us, and we saw a fat fuck standing on the sidewalk wearing a cowboy hat, and my friend says "Hey look it's good ol JR!" In which I replied "Yeah but at least this guys mouth fucking works and he can see out of both eyes and I bet this guy can call proper wrestling matches instead of calling a simple body slam a suplex and has a fully functional brain"

Funny huh? Man I am a CUT UP!

JR, just retire already. Take Lawler with you, his giddy bouncey fanboy act is annoying as shit.

Also, JR has since said he is sorry for the joke. Read on...

"Heath Ledger fans took me to task about my poor choice of words during Rey Mysterio's entrance at WM25 and for good reason. I had something else I wanted to say in reference to Rey's attire and I fumbled. My bad. My attempt to make a topically, funny remark came out wrong but it's on me. Sometimes on live TV things are said that one would like to have back but when one works without a net that's what occasionally happens. Nonetheless I am sorry for offending any of you with my remarks."

An attempt to make a funny remark, about a dead actor who is beloved by millions.....