Friday, February 29, 2008

Will Ferrell returns! Step Brothers Trailer!

I used to be a big fan of Will Ferrell, then after Anchorman kicked so much ass he decided to play the same character in every movie, I barely made it through Talledega Nights, and Blades Of Glory? Fuck that. I made it a little bit through that, Semi Pro? Ill attempt it.

But, Ferrell fans, fear not, for it seems that good ol Will Ferrell is back in form and has brought John C Reilly along as well. I love this movie already, and I have yet to even watch it. This makes me very happy, welcome back Will Ferrell, we've missed you. Now could you please go get Eddie Murphy back as well?

Click on the awesome poster to see the trailer.

Family Guy spinoff: Cleveland Brown to get his own show on FOX!

20th Century Fox TV are developing "Cleveland," a spin off from its hit animated series "Family Guy" centered on Peter Griffin's bathtub-accident-prone neighbor, Cleveland Brown.

"Family Guy" creator Seth MacFarlane is writing the project, whilst Mike Henry who voices the character will serve as writer-producer says Reuters.

I happen to be a huge Family guy fan, and Cleveland is definitely one of my favorite characters. Some of the most underrated clips feature him and his bitch wife Loretta.

Like the time Cleveland, Quagmire, and Loretta had a threesome....

Good times.

Thursday, February 28, 2008

New Iron Man Trailer!

Sorry for the lack of updates, there really just isn't shit going on. Or well shit worth writing about I guess. But this is! It's Iron Man! And it's the new trailer for it! Sadly.... it is off of IGN.COM the most annoying site on the planet to watch a trailer on, ugh.



Monday, February 25, 2008

Jimmy Kimmel says: I'm Fucking Ben Affleck

Take that, Sarah Silverman and Matt Damon!

Last night after the Oscars on his annual show, Jimmy Kimmel got revenge for the video of his girlfriend saying she's fucking Matt Damon. Jimmy definitely has a more star studded video, including appearances by Brad Pitt, Harrison Ford, Cameron Diaz, Joan Jett, Macy Gray, Robin Williams, Don Cheadle, Pete Wentz, Perry Farrell, Benji and Joel Madden, Lance Bass, Huey Lewis, Josh Groban, McLovin and Meatloaf.

Here's the video:



Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Step Up 2 The Streets Video Review

Watch what these people have to say about Step Up 2 the Streets. As for me, shit I didn't even know there was a Step Up 1. Where were they before they went to the streets? Why did they decide The Streets is where they should take it? And where will they go next? Maybe I will have to see it to find out, cause from the reactions of these guys, I think I need to.



Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Paris Hilton, take a hint. Paris Banned From Oscars

I know, I know. I said I would never ever post another blog about Paris Hilton, but this shits just too funny.

Paris Hilton, who starred in the blockbuster movie, The Hottie And The Nottie, which grossed uh, 9,000 bucks, has been BANNED from the Academy Awards on Sunday. She it not allowed to hit the carpet, or be inside the building. A source said, "She's desperate to be taken seriously as an actress and hoped she would be able to network with film executives." No word if she will attempt to crash some of the after parties.

Shaq to start for Suns in debut against Lakers

It's been 2 weeks. A very, very long 2 weeks. Some of us Suns fans have rejoiced, at getting our "big man" in the middle that the Suns have needed so so much. Other Suns fans, are idiots and think this is a stupid move. Getting rid of Marion (who won zero championships, complained in the locker room, and held anger towards Steve Nash for being the star of the team) and bringing in Shaq (a proven champion, someone that has been selected for the All Star Team every single year of his career in the NBA, except this year, due to injury.) Every year, the Suns are eliminated from the Playoffs. And every year, Suns fans say the same thing. "We need a big center." Well we got the big center, and people still aren't happy. As for me, I am very pleased with this. I have been wanting Shawn Marion gone for years, he was a huge part of this seasons flaws, which was the Suns chemistry going to shit. I stated about a month ago, and many Suns fans agreed, that if nothing was changed, if nothing was done, this was going to be just another typical year of an elimination from the Playoffs for the Suns. But we got a BIG change, the biggest change we could ever hope for.

When asked about the decision to start Shaq at Center, Suns coach Mike D'Antoni said "There's no easing into it, He's just going to dive into the pool."

O'Neal's expectations "Go out and have fun and get used to the guys and just win. I'm not looking to put up historical numbers. Whatever the guys ask, that's what I'm going to do."

All the guessing, all the talking, all the defending of Shaq, will come to a head tomorrow night. Sadly, tickets are a bit pricey for Shaqs big debut, so I will be tuning into HD tomorrow night for the big debut on ESPN at 6:00pm PST instead of being there in person, unless I magically snag a pair of tickets.



The Dog, Is Back!!!!!

Listen up brah, good news.

Dog The Bounty Hunter is back in production! After Dog dropped some N bombs and racist hatin, A & E pulled the show for quite a while, but the crew has been sent back to Hawaii, and production is resuming on the show.

No word on when the premiere will come, but fugitives better know that, theres fear and darkness back all around you. Because Dog is back!!!

Ryan Reynolds cast to play Deadpool, In Wolverine movie!

AICN reports that Ryan Reynolds will be suiting up to play anti-hero Deadpool in "X-Men Origins: Wolverine" currently in production.

This has got to be the best news I've fuckin read all week. And it's only Tuesday!

Reynolds has been attached to both the role of Deadpool and The Flash in their own films for some time, but Deadpool's appearance in the "X-Men" spin-off is expected to be our first glimpse at the red and grey suited sword-swinging assassin.

Deadpool was always my favorite action figure as a kid, cuz you could pull his mask off, and he looked like a white raisin. Plus he came with like 8 weapons. (As you can see in the picture)

Leading up to the events of X-Men, "Wolverine" tells the story of Wolverine's epically violent and romantic past, his complex relationship with Victor Creed, and the ominous Weapon X program. Along the way, Wolverine encounters many mutants, both familiar and new, including surprise appearances by several legends of the X-Men universe.

Meanwhile Superhero Hype repors that "Friday Night Lights" star Taylor Kitsch has signed a three-picture deal to play Gambit (AKA Remy LeBeau). The pair join Hugh Jackman (Wolverine), Liev Schreiber (Sabretooth), Danny Huston (William Stryker) and Lynn Collins (Silver Fox) in the 20th Century Fox release opening May 1st 2009.

Fuckin aye, people. Gambit, Sabretooth, Stryker, and Silver Fox along with Deadpool and Wolverine?!?! This movie is gonna kick so much fucking ass!

Monday, February 18, 2008

Barack Obama will steal your speech!

Watch and compare the two speeches. The first was given by Massachusetts Governor, Deval Patrick, in 2006. The second given just a few weeks ago, by Barack Obama.



This isn't the first time Obama has been accused of plagiarizing either, nor is it the first time he's blatantly denied it. Barack Obama needs to check his Che Guevara loving campaign managers, and make sure they stop stealing other people's speeches. Barack Obama is the Carlos Mencia of the 2008 Presidential Race! Do you want Carlos Mencia for your President?!?!

Me neither.

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Movie Trailer: INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

It looks a little campy and kinda corny in parts, but who gives a fuck? IT'S INDIANA JONES!!


Click Here for the double-sided Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull theatrical one-sheet that will be in movie theaters!


Paramount: Star Trek to be delayed FIVE Months!

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

According to Variety Magazine, Paramount is undergoing some scheduling changes. The one standing out the most, however, is the JJ Abrams penned "Star Trek". Originally slated to hit theatres in December 2008, Trek has now been pushed back to May 8th, 2009. Paramount believes that date to be more profitable. JJ Abrams is reported to be okay with the decision, since it now gives him the opportunity to do script changes, he was otherwise unable to do, thanks to the Writer's Strike.

I think this really sucks, as I was looking forward to seeing the movie. Now we get to wait over a year before it finally comes out.

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Writers Strike OFFICIALLY officially over, wheres our shows?!

Well Devon reported a little too soon that the strike was over, as well as posting "rumored" return dates for shows, but today it is OFFICIALLY OFFICIALLY over and all writers are already back to work on talk shows, movie scripts, TV shows, and all else. And CBS is wasting no time in getting back into gear. I am very pleased to see my favorite new series of the season, The Big Bang Theory, returning so soon. I am kinda sad to see the strike end, I was enjoying all the random weird reality shows we were getting, hopefully My Dad Is Better Than Your Dad will still be airing. Here is a list of whats coming back on CBS, when its coming back on CBS, and how many new episodes we get before the season ends, uh on CBS.

How I Met Your Mother, March 17, 9 episodes

The Big Bang Theory, March 17, 9 episodes

Two and a Half Men, March 17, 9 episodes

CSI: Miami, March 24, 8 episodes

Cold Case, March 30, 5 episodes

Criminal Minds, April 2, 7 episodes

CSI: NY, April 2, 7 episodes

CSI, April 3, 6 episodes

Without a Trace, April 3, 6 episodes

Ghost Whisperer, April 4, 6 episodes

Numb3rs, April 4, 6 episodes

NCIS, April 8, 7 episodes

Moonlight,"April 11, 4 episodes

Rules of Engagement, April 14, 6 episodes

And no word on when Shark will return, but when it does, expect 4 new episodes.

And for other networks, nothing official has come out, if you are wondering where Heroes fits into all of this, don't expect to see Sylar slicing anyones heads off until September.

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Movie Trailer: Superhero Movie

So someone at one of the studios greenlit another film by the morons who made the Scary Movie movies, and all the other spoof movies they've mad. When will these guys do something original? It's a shame that spoofs are all they can come up with. Taking other people's ideas and turning them in to dick and fart jokes. In the case of "Superhero Movie" it actually looks moderately funny. Which is more than I can say for Epic Movie, Date Movie, Meet the Spartans, and all the others. Here's the synopsis:

After being bitten by a genetically altered dragonfly, high school loser Rick Riker develops superhuman abilities like incredible strength and armored skin. Rick decides to use his new powers for good and becomes a costumed crime fighter known as “The Dragonfly”. However, standing in the way of his destiny is the villainous Lou Landers. After an experiment gone wrong, Lou develops the power to steal a person’s life force and in a dastardly quest for immortality becomes the super villain, “The Hourglass.” With unimaginable strength, unbelievable speed and deeply uncomfortable tights, will the Dragonfly be able to stop the sands of The Hourglass and save the world? More importantly, will we stop laughing long enough to notice?



Monday, February 11, 2008

Hockey Player has throat slit during game!

BUFFALO, N.Y. (Feb. 10) - Florida Panthers goalie Thomas Vokoun saw fear in Richard Zednik's ashen face when his teammate reached the bench with blood gushing from his throat.

"He was very scared," Vokoun said, describing the frightening scene after the right side of Zednik's throat was accidentally sliced by teammate Olli Jokinen's skate during a game at Buffalo on Sunday night. "He was conscious, I guess. His eyes were closed, but he was moving and moaning."

As the Panthers traveled home to south Florida following a 5-3 loss, the team announced Zednik was stable and resting comfortably at Buffalo General Hospital after having surgery to close the gash that led the forward to leave a long trail of blood on the ice.

A 12-year NHL veteran, Zednik was hurt with 9:56 left in the third period in the right corner of the Sabres zone.

Zednik was circling the net behind the play and skating into the corner just when Jokinen was upended by Sabres forward Clarke MacArthur. Jokinen fell headfirst to the ice, and his right leg flew up and struck Zednik directly on the side of the neck.

Clutching his neck, Zednik somehow had the capacity to race the three-quarters length of the ice to the Panthers bench, where he nearly fell into the arms of trainer Dave Zenobi, who immediately placed a towel on the player's throat. With the help of defenseman Jassen Cullimore, Zednik was escorted up the tunnel behind the Panthers bench and loaded into an ambulance.

Jokinen was sickened when he watched the replay and learned it was his skate that caused the cut, leaving the Panthers' captain in no mood to continue playing.

"We shouldn't have finished the game," Jokinen said. "I saw the replay, that it was my skate that hit him in the throat. I think we were all in shock. I've never seen anything like that. There are bigger things than (finishing the game). It was terrifying.

Credit: AP

R.I.P.: Actor Roy Schieder dies at 75.

Sad news in the Acting Community this morning as word of Roy Schieder dies over the weekend.

Scheider is probably best known for playing Chief Brody in Steven Spielberg's JAWS. He also found acclaim for roles in THE FRENCH CONNECTION AND ALL THAT JAZZ; both films earned him an Oscar Nomination. Scheider also found late fame on the TV show Seaquest DSV.

We here at DevonLohan.com send our condolences to Roy's loved ones.



Sunday, February 10, 2008

DevonLohan.com's Top 10 All Time Posts!

Seems like just last week we kicked off this entertainment blogged called "Ultra Entertainment" that morphed into what is now "DevonLohan.com." Now that we're rapidly approaching 600 posts, and are seen by thousands of people each week, I took some time to look back at some of the top posts that helped bring us where we are today. I've narrowed the list down to 10 which have either brought us a ton of traffic, stirred up some controversy, or was just a well done blog that should be recognized. These are only loosely in order, as some (especially the top 2, which either one could be THE top post) can arguably be higher or lower on the list depending on how you look at it, but none the less, here is the list of DevonLohan.com's top 10 posts of all time!

10. A Word on PerezHilton.com - Ah yes, the day we launched the new domain, DevonLohan.com, our own Random Villain gave a few words on the gay entertainment site, PerezHilton.com, and started a nice little fight in the comments with some of Perez's closest boyfriends, a good time was had.

9. Freddy Vs Jason Vs Ash Comic Book Art! - Random Villain filled us in on the whole story on the proposed Freddy vs. Jason vs. Ash movie, which was set to be the sequel to Freddy vs. Jason, which didn't work out, but did make it to comic book form! This post looks at the comic, and got us a lot of attention from various other blogs, who linked to this post and shared with their readers as well.

8. John Chow, his site, my thoughts. - JohnChow.com is reviewed here by Random Villain, who gives his ALWAYS honest opinion, and generates some lovely comments from John Chow readers, which of course delivered some lovely conversation in the comments. This post introduced John Chow readers to the greatness of DevonLohan.com!

7. Who Will Die First? Spears Lohan Death Watch 07 - Back in July of '07, it was unclear was the bigger mess, Britney Spears or Lindsay Lohan. Well here we are months later, and we all know that while there is no answer to this question yet, Lindsay is uh, a LOT more healthy around now, but none the less, the death watch continues, with stars entering rehab left and right, and Amy Winehouse at one point heading down the same road Britney is....the death watch continues on, Mr. Villain may provide a sequel to this classic one day...

6. Ron Paul Bitchslaps "Campaign" Carl Cameron on Fox News SC Debate - G.C. covered Ron Paul's appearance on the South Carolina debate on Fox News, where Ron Paul punked out "Campaign" Carl Cameron. This post was a HUGE hit on Digg, bringing us tons of comments both on our site and on Digg, and the political fans raved over this post.

5. Kim Kardashian will be Decembers Playboy Covergirl! Here are the pics and video preview! - In the fall of 2007, Kim Kardashian was a mega hot topic at DevonLohan.com. Her sex tape had been a big point of discussion, and now this post revealed Kim would be on the cover of Playboy, and included a video and preview pics of her shoot, which brought us some major traffic.

4. Ultra Entertainment's Hot 25! - Devon put together a list of the hot women, as voted by our staff, and compiled the top 25 hottest women in entertainment! The list generated mixed emotions, with everyone having their own picks of course. This idea may bring on future lists, such as this current top 10 post list. Check out the list of 25 smoking hot women once again in this classic post.

3. Ron Paul raises $2 million in Half a Day- Presidential Fundraising - This post is THE champion when it comes to traffic on Digg. 337 diggs, 49 comments, enough said. This post exploded on to Digg's political section, and brought enormous traffic, on the amazing story of Ron Paul raising 2 million bucks in a half day for his campaign.

2. Porn star Jennica St. Foxx the latest celeb in the N word scandal! - Wow, this post, which was reported for some humor, took on a life of it's own, and still to this day, is one of the, if not THE most visited post on DevonLohan.com! Jennica St. Foxx, who is only a character, gets NUMEROUS daily search hits for us, over 4 months after the original post. I believe some people think Jennica is a real porn star, and they're going crazy just trying to find ANY material on her...oh well, this post does deliver video of her, so keep on enjoying!

1. Danielle Harris from Rob Zombies Halloween... Naked, Nude, Tits and all! - Well here it is, the post that has battled the Jennica St. Foxx post for months for the top all time post on DevonLohan.com. Before Rob Zombie's Halloween was released, stories ran rampant that Danielle Harris, who had also starred in Halloween 4 and 5, was not only cast for this movie, but went topless, and wow, once the news was confirmed, and Random Villain posted these pics, we were swarmed with Danielle Harris search hits from everywhere! And just we stated with the Jennica St. Foxx post, this Danielle Harris is still bringing in big numbers, over 6 MONTHS after the original post (Danielle Harris's boobs are ultra popular.) So being it is still performing and bringing in viewers, this post has earned the distinction of greatest all time post on DevonLohan.com!

There you have it, share your thoughts, re-visit the great posts from our past. I'm sure there are more out there some of you would have like to have seen, please, feel free to mention them and give your thoughts. Here's to hoping we'll get plenty more posts like these, and maybe one that can even crack the top 5 all time posts one day!

Update: Writer's Strike

News has broken that strike is officially over. Writer's will return to work as early as Wednesday! Also of note, The Oscars will go on as scheduled, with host Jon Stewart. Hip Hip Hooray!

What the end of the Writer's Strike means for your TV Schedule.

With the end of the writer's strike expected for Monday, TV Guide has compiled a list of how many episodes from the rest of this season that the major network shows will air and when. Also, they give info, if there is any to give, on new shows being produced. Here's the full list:

24
Returns either this Fall or January '09.

30 Rock
5-10 new episodes to air in April/May.

Back to You
Two pre-strike episodes remain. Future TBD.

Bionic Woman
Cancelled.

The Big Bang Theory
5-7 new episodes to air in April/May.

Big Love
Expected to go into production on Season 3 in March. Airdate info is TBD.

Bones
Four pre-strike episodes left. Unclear whether additional episodes will be produced for this season.

Brothers & Sisters
4-5 new episodes to air in April/May.

Chuck
No new episodes until fall.

Cold Case
4-7 new episodes to air in April/May.

Criminal Minds
4-7 new episodes to air in April/May.

CSI
4-7 new episodes to air in April/May.

CSI: Miami
4-7 new episodes to air in April/May.

CSI: NY
4-7 new episodes to air in April/May.

Desperate Housewives
4-5 new episodes to air in April/May.

Dirty Sexy Money

No new episodes planned until fall. The three remaining pre-strike episodes will undergo some tweaking and kick off fall run.

ER
TBD.

Everybody Hates Chris
Twelve pre-strike episodes remain. No additional episodes expected for this season.

Friday Night Lights
No new episodes expected for this season. Future TBD.

Gossip Girl
Up to 9 new episodes to air in April/May/June.

Grey's Anatomy
4-5 new episodes to air in April/May

Heroes
TBD.

House
4-6 new episodes to air in April/May.

How I Met Your Mother

5-7 new episodes to air in April/May.

Jericho
Seven episodes remain. No additional episodes expected for this season.

Las Vegas
Three pre-strike episodes remain. No additional episodes expected for this season.

Law & Order: SVU
TBD.

Life
No new episodes expected until fall.

Life Is Wild
Cancelled.

Lost
Six pre-strike episodes remain. Six additional episodes could air this season.

Medium
Six pre-strike episodes remain. No additional episodes expected this season.

Men in Trees
Eleven pre-strike episodes remain. No additional episodes expected this season.

Moonlight
No new episodes expected until fall.

My Name Is Earl
8-10 new episodes to air in April/May.

NCIS
5-7 new episodes, only three of which may air this season.

The New Adventures of Old Christine
Seven pre-strike episodes remain. No additional episodes expected this season.

Nip/Tuck
Season 5 concludes Feb. 19. Production on the show's eight-episode sixth season expected to start up this summer. Airdate TBD.

Numbers
5-7 new episodes, only three of which may air this season.

October Road
Five pre-strike episodes remain. Future beyond that TBD.

The Office
5-10 new episodes to air in April/May.

One Tree Hill
Six pre-strike episodes remain. Future beyond that TBD.

Prison Break
Two pre-strike episodes remain. Future beyond that TBD.

Private Practice
4-5 new episodes to air in April/May.

Pushing Daisies
No new episodes until fall.

Reaper
Three pre-strike episodes remain. Future beyond that TBD.

Samantha Who?
Three remaining pre-strike episodes could possibly surface this season, or be held until fall (see Dirty Sexy Money).

Scrubs
Four pre-strike episodes remain. Four additional episodes will likely be shot; unclear whether they'll air on NBC or go straight to DVD.

Smallville
Four pre-strike episodes remain. 3-5 additional episodes to air in April/May.

Supernatural
Two pre-strike episodes remain. 3-5 additional episodes to air in April/May.

Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles
Five pre-strike episodes remain. Future beyond that TBD.

Two and a Half Men

5-7 new episodes to air in April/May.

Ugly Betty
4-5 new episodes to air in April/May.

Without a Trace
4-7 new episodes to air in April/May.

Women's Murder Club
No additional episodes expected for this season. Future TBD.

Friday, February 8, 2008

Reality Shows Suck, Bring back the TV Writers!

Look, when the writers went on strike at first I thought "Good Riddance." Guys, your writing sucks anyway. There are no decent comedies on television, especially not network TV. The only thing decent is on cable anyway. I hear some of you guys get paid $500,000 or more a year and get another 5 figures every time a re-run is shown. Cry me a fucking river.

But guess what? I am sick of Reality TV Shows. Bring the writers back. I mean shows like Survivor were somewhat interesting back in 2000-2001. But now in its 87th season, give it a rest already. Do we really need to see a 28th season of The Amazing Race?

In addition to these lame competition shows, we have have all these shitty shows about "real people" and their every day situations. We have shows about people with 16 kids, midgets hunting moles. We have that Jo Frost Supernanny bitch and "Wife Swap." When I think about swapping wives, that's not what I had in mind.

The only reality show I look forward to is Big Brother 9. Watch that shit. Otherwise don't bother.

Yeah and then there are shows that were already in the can and/or midseason replacements. I used to like Lost, but it blows now. That show dropped off more than any show in history. Then you have to wait 18 years in between seasons.

Bring back the writers. I want new shows. But since all these writers have sucked for years, try giving someone else a shot. 90% of these reality shows should have been cancelled years ago. The fact they haven't shows there is no decent competition.

Thursday, February 7, 2008

Shaq traded to Phoenix Suns

I have been a die hard Suns fan for about 20 years now. My older brother got me hooked on the Suns when I was a little kid, been gung ho ever since. Around my office desk I have purple and orange christmas lights up. My living room at home has Suns memorabilia scattered about. The past 3 seasons have been some of the most heart breaking ever. The Suns ranked the best, if not in the top 3 best teams in the league, getting so incredibly close to snagging their first NBA Championship, but always falling just short. Injuries, or screw jobs, always got in the way. Something had to be done.

Yesterday something was done, something about 7 feet tall and 325 pounds was done. Shawn Marion and Marcus Banks were packed up and shipped out in exchange for Steel, or Kazaam, or Shaq Daddy, or Diesel, or Shaq Attack. Shaquille O Neal arrived in Phoenix yesterday, had his physical, and was signed and officially traded to the Phoenix Suns. I for one am very, very happy with this move, many other Suns fans though, are not. Because they're idiots.

Every year, the Suns are eliminated from the Playoffs. And every year, Suns fans all over say the same thing. "We need a decent center already!" or "We need a big man in the middle!" For the Suns have never ever had a decent center. Well yesterday we got a big man, a center. In fact you don't get much bigger than Shaq. And people now complain about having a big man in the middle, how it's going to slow down our game. How it's going to change our game. Well, how many championships as our game won? None. So calm down people, we NEEDED change, something had to be done because by the looks of how things were going this season, no way would the Suns have won a championship.

Mark my words, if not this year, then next year for damn sure, the Suns will win the NBA Championship. And Shaq will be the key piece that gets us there.

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Buffy The Vampire Slayer Reunion!?

I used to love me some Buffy, although it got a little weak when Riley came along and the whole, army shit got involved. But I still never missed an episode. And this pisses me off cause its yet another reason why California is better than Arizona, because they have kick ass things like this going down....

Twenty-Fifth Annual William S. Paley Television Festival
March 14 to 27, 2008, at the ArcLight Cinemas in Hollywood

Buffy the Vampire Slayer Reunion
Thursday, March 20 at 7:00 p.m.

In Person: Sarah Michelle Gellar ("Buffy Summers") Amber Benson (“Tara Maclay”), Nicolas Brendan (“Xander Harris”), Emma Caulfield (“Anya”), Eliza Dushku (“Faith”), Seth Green (“Oz”), James Marsters (“Spike”), Michelle Trachtenberg (“Dawn Summers”), Joss Whedon (Creator). Additional panelists to be announced.

Now that just kicks all kinds of ass and I wish there was a way to see this. But there are also other pretty cool things going on that week such as...

Elvis ’68
Comeback Special 40th Anniversary Celebration
Friday, March 14 at 7:00 p.m.
In Person: Priscilla Presley, Steve Binder (Producer/Director), and Bones Howe (Producer). Additional panelists to be announced.

Pushing Daisies
Saturday, March 15 at 7:00 p.m.
In Person: Kristin Chenoweth (“Olive Snook”), Bruce Cohen (Executive Producer), Bryan Fuller (Creator/ Executive Producer), Dan Jinks (Executive Producer), Swoosie Kurtz (“Lily Charles”), Peter Ocko (CoExecutive Producer), Lee Pace (“Ned”), and Barry Sonnenfeld (Director/ Executive Producer). Additional panelists to be announced.

The Comedy World of Judd Apatow and Friends
Monday, March 17 at 7:00 p.m.
In Person: Judd Apatow with special guests, personally selected by Mr. Apatow, from his television and feature film projects.

Chuck
Tuesday, March 18 at 7:00 p.m.
In Person: Adam Baldwin (“John Casey”), Chris Fedak (Executive Producer), Joshua Gomez (“Morgan Grimes”), Scott Krinsky (“Jeff”), Sarah Lancaster (“Ellie Bartowski”), Mark Christopher Lawrence (“Big Mike”), Zachary Levi (“Chuck Bartowski”), Julie Ling (“Anna”), McG (Executive Producer), Ryan McPartlin (“Captain Awesome”), Vik Sahay (“Lester”), Josh Schwartz (Executive Producer), and Yvonne Strahovski (“Sarah Walker”).

Friday Night Lights
Wednesday, March 15 at 7:00 p.m.
In Person: Zach Gilford (“Matt Saracen”), Jason Katims (Executive Producer), Jesse Plemons ("Landry Clarke"), Jeffrey Reiner (Executive Producer), and Aimee Teegarden ("Julie Taylor"). Additional panelists to be announced.

Dancing with the Stars
Friday, March 21 at 7:00 p.m.
In Person: Tom Bergeron (CoHost) and Samantha Harris (CoHost). Additional panelists to be announced.

Gossip Girl
Saturday, March 22 at 7:00 p.m.
In Person: Penn Badgley (“Dan Humphrey”), Chace Crawford (“Nate Archibald”), Amy Kaufman (Producer), Bob Levy (Executive Producer), Blake Lively (“Serena van der Woodsen”), Leighton Meester (“Blair Waldorf”), Taylor Momsen (“Jenny Humphrey”), Kelly Rutherford (“Lily van der Woodsen”), Stephanie Savage (Executive Producer), Josh Schwartz (Executive Producer), Matthew Settle (“Rufus Humphrey”), Jessica Szhor (“Vanessa Abrams”), Ed Westwick (“Chuck Bass”), and Cecily von Ziegesar (Author). Additional panelists to be announced.

Damages
Monday, March 24 at 7:00 p.m.
In Person: Noah Bean (“David Connor”), Rose Byrne (“Ellen Parsons”), Glenn Close (“Patty Hewes”), Ted Danson (“Arthur Frobisher”), Tate Donovan (“Tom Shayes”), Anastasia Griffith (“Katie Connor”), Ċ½eljko Ivanek (“Ray Fiske”), Glenn Kessler (CoCreator/Executive Producer/Writer), Todd A. Kessler (CoCreator/Executive Producer/Writer), and Daniel Zelman (CoCreator/Executive Producer/Writer).

Dirty Sexy Money
Tuesday, March 25 at 7:00 p.m.
In Person: Greg Berlanti (Executive Producer) and Craig Wright (Executive Producer) with the cast and the creative team of Dirty Sexy Money.

PaleyFest08 Series Premiere:
Tracey Ullman’s State of the Union
Wednesday, March 26 at 7:00 p.m.
In Person: Troy Miller (Executive Producer/Director), Gail Parent (Executive Producer), Tracey Ullman (Creator), and Bruce Wagner (Executive Producer).

Mad Men
Thursday, March 27 at 7:00 p.m.
In Person: Matthew Weiner (Creator/Executive Producer) and the cast of Mad Men.

TICKETS

PaleyFest08 Premium ticket packages will go on presale Monday, February 4 through Wednesday, February 6, 2008. Individual tickets will go on sale to Paley Center Members on Thursday, February 7, 2008. Individual tickets will become available to the general public beginning the following Sunday, February 10, 2008. For Paley Center Members, ticket prices are $50 and $35 per event. For the general public, tickets are $60 and $45 per event.

PaleyFest08 Premium ticket packages presale window from Monday, February 4 at 9:00 a.m. PT through Wednesday, February 6 at 5:00 p.m. PT via TicketWeb at www.ticketweb.com or call TicketWeb toll-free at (866) 468-3399 (service charges apply).

Individual tickets can be purchased by Internet or telephone (service charges apply) via TicketWeb at www.ticketweb.com or call TicketWeb toll-free at (866) 468-3399 beginning at 9:00 a.m. PT on February 7 for Paley Center Members and at 9:00 a.m. PT on February 10 for the general public.

Tickets for all events are also available on Festival evenings from 6:00 to 8:00 p.m. at the Cinerama Dome at the ArcLight Cinemas in Hollywood at 6360 Sunset Boulevard (near the corner of Vine Street ).

I would like to see the Judd Apatow event as well. Alas, I am here in Phoenix AZ, where all we had here was a bunch of annoying Super Bowl bullshit and uh well now we got.... well the Titanic exhibit is going on at the Science Museum.... ugh.

Monday, February 4, 2008

The Happening Teaser Trailer

This is the new movie from M. Night Shyamalamadingdong. I liked The Sixth Sense, I enjoyed Unbreakable, I dug Signs, The Village and Lady In The Water? Fuck em. HORRIBLE movies. Hopefully M. Night gets back to makin some good suspense and from the looks of things, this seems promising. I mean its got some scary shit goin on, M. Night is involved, and its got Mark Wahlberg, John Leguizamo, and most importantly, ALAN RUCK! RUCK YEAH!!! I'll be there opening weekend for this.



Screw Spiderman, time for a Venom Movie!!

That's right, Marvel is yet again going the way of the Hulk. After Hulk came out and sucked major balls, Marvel threw their arms in the air and said fuck it, let's just do a Hulk movie the right way and forget this Ang Lee bullshit even happened. And now after Spiderman 3, which SHOULD have been heavy amounts of ass kicking pretty much exploded into a mass cloud of shit, Marvel is taking the character Venom and giving him his very own movie. Now since Marvel is smart, they have already signed agreements and deals with the WGA and can get to work on the script for this pronto. No word as to what the storyline may be, but I am sure like myself, you all have the same hopes that this movie will have a whole lot of "carnage".

Sunday, February 3, 2008

Why Don't People Realize that Brock Lesnar Sucks at Everything he Does?

It's official. Brock Lesnar sucks.. BAD. I don't understand why everyone was so excited about this guy. I remember hearing about UFC 81 and how excited everyone was about Brock Lesnar. Who? Yeah, the last I heard about this guy he was getting cut by the Vikings in the NFL.

Apparently, that's his "thing." He was once well known for his success winning fake wrestling matches in the WWE. Then he decided " Oh, I think I'm gonna play football in the NFL now." Apparently this guy though that being a 265ln knucklehead was all it took to play in the National Football League. Well he sucked there. He made an interesting story as a wreslter trying out a new career, but that's about it.

After he couldn't hack it in the NFL, I guess he needed another career to try. Since he probably doesn't take enough steroids to play baseball I guess he decided to be an "Ultimate Fighting Champion."

People everywhere were jacking it to brock Lesnar and his UFC 81 Gig. And everyone was predicting big things. Shit, Shoemoney called it the biggest lock of the year and said even though he doesn't want to encrouage gambling, this would be probably the safest bet in MMA. I hope not many of his idiot fans went out and put any money in this dude.

When Lesnar couldn't make the NFL, the team offered him a chance to play in NFL Europe. He turned it down. And here he goes again expecting to break into something new at the highest level possible without any real preparation. Perhaps if he really wants a career outside of fake wrestling, he needs to start on a lower level and take some lumps first.

Saturday, February 2, 2008

Rock of Love 2 with Brett Michaels Episode 3 Review- huge Boobs and Bald rocker

We don't get to watch much TV as we are always busy doing the important stuff it takes to run a worldwide internet empire. But we love reading the blogs of our friends who take the time to Tivo and watch this smut.

We mentioned before that our friends over at the Reality Television Show Blog were apparently swamped with doing their own important stuff and wanted new writers. It looks like they got some!

Their first update in quite some time is a review of this Rock of Love 2 show on VH1. Apparently this is the second season of a "dating" show with the balding bandanna wearing ex/current "hair metal" lead singer of 80s band Poison. Apparently VH1 has found a 2nd load of groupies who want to Unskinny his Bop and give him Something t believe in.

According to the Review of Rock of Love 2 with Brett Michaels Episode 3 the show is all about HUGE boobs and an old ( old, as in, old like that old dude that Anna Nicoke Smith married) shriveled bald dude. It sounds like Flavor of love without all the classy ladies.

I don't think we are gonna watch any reality tv soon, but if that's your thing the reality Show Blog ( and VH1 especially) are probably worth checking out.

Friday, February 1, 2008

So THATS why Cloverfield sucked.... it's inspired by Fall Out Boy

MTV.com reveals.....

We knew we had a mystery on our hands when Fall Out Boy’s frontman Pete Wentz revealed to us that the writer of “Cloverfield,” Drew Goddard, told him that he “based much of the film” on Fall Out Boy’s Infinity on High album…so much so that if you played the flick and the record simultaneously, they would sync up like “Wizard of Oz” and Pink Floyd’s Dark Side of the Moon.

So…what’s the whole story? Well, as we report exclusively, Wentz may have gotten some things lost in translation. When we reached out to Goddard, he told us: “To clarify … I was playing their album the whole time while writing ‘Cloverfield.’ I don’t want to undercut [the idea that the movie was inspired by FOB’s album], but it was just that the album came out at the same time as I was writing the script, and the way I work, I need music on in the background, and I was playing it, so it was inspiring in that sense, so I told them it was inspiring.”

I knew there had to be a reason why Cloverfield was pretty shitty. Emo shit strikes again.


Rock Band coming to Nintendo Wii

Good news fellow Wii owners. Rock Band will be coming to the Wii in the near future. No release date was released but it was announced that the game that has swept wannabe rockers off their feet will be hitting the Wii eventually. I already got the game for the PS3 and well, it got old, real quick. I have this and Guitar Hero 3, both were pretty fun and awesome for about 2 weeks then it was over. Got sick of the songs, and the gameplay is the same exact thing every time you play. I haven't touched either game in weeks, probably also because Call Of Duty 4 is a far superior game. Oh well, go Wii go! Weeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sarah Silverman Is Fucking Matt Damon