Join Us Tomorrow For Obama-Rama!!!

As you may know, Obama is getting jumped in tomorrow. They gonna initiate this fool into the White House.

So join us live tomorrow as we will be streaming live from the Inauguration! Actually well just be taking the embed code from MSNBC.COM and putting it here on this site.

Yeah.

Ten Reasons Why Barack Obama is Already the Coolest President Ever.

I'm gonna keep it short and sweet. These are my top ten reasons why Obama will be so much cooler than any other President before him.

1. He promised his wife he would quit smoking before beginning his campaign. To this day, he has yet to quit.



2. He collects Spiderman and Conan the Barbarian comics.



3. He has read and loves every Harry Potter book.



4. He once ate dog meat, as well as snake, and grasshopper.



5. He benches 200.



6. He admitted to using Cocaine and Marijauna as a teen.



7. He uses a MacBook.



8. He has said he will install a basketball court on White House grounds.



9. He just finished paying his student loans 4 years ago, only after his book came out.



10. He is a huge Bob Dylan fan.

These are my Top 10 reasons for why Barack Obama will easily be the coolest President this country has ever had.

Get Some: A Special Message to McCain Obama and 45 million Americans

I'm tired of watching debates and commercials and hearing all the whining from people who want free this and free that, bailout this and bailout that. I'm tired of hearing about McCain's convoluted "health plan" and Obama's "healthcare as a right" ideals. While healthcare is far from the only issue, it is a hot button issue that drives otherwise rational people insane. People who otherwise believe in self sufficiency, markets, and individual rights become raving socialists when it comes to the medical industry.

Here is your reality check. Out of the 45 million Americans without "health care", around half ( yeah, man like 20 million) simply choose not to. Either they can easily afford insurance or they qualify for a government program.

When it comes to "getting some", no matter what it is you are trying to get, the first step is always going out there and trying to get it- and not sitting home crying in your pillow.

This will tell you how to Get Some, though the "some" in this case might not be the some you are looking to get. However, the same principles apply.

Abortion Is NOT MURDER. Deal With That.

This is going to be brief, I am on my way out the office but I thought I would touch on this before I left.

People are going crazy about McCain and Obama. McCain is not wanting abortions to be legal. Obama wants it to be legal. And people are screaming to Obama ABORTION IS MURDER! YOU WANT PEOPLE TO MURDER BABIES!!!! BABY MURDERER!!

Guess what morons. Abortion is not murder. Tell me..... how can you murder something that is not born yet? Hmmmmm? Exactly. And don't give me this BUT IT'S ALIVE INSIDE bullshit because not 1 single person on the face of the planet realizes and remembers actually being inside someone. Thanks.

Obama is not saying for people to run out and abort babies. Obama is saying it is your choice. If you want to abort a baby, it is your body, do what you want with it. You know what that is called? FREEDOM. Remember, that word that America is based on? What people died to protect? Our right to choose. Now let's say, Obama does not win, because there is the chance, there are many stupid idiots in America and for some reason want McSame. So alright! Now abortion is BANNED! If you get pregnant and are forced to have a baby I am sure that the baby will be much happier being thrown into a trash can, put into a microwave, or thrown off a bridge. So yes, vote for McCain so more people that lack all parenting skills can have their kids and get pissed off and beat them to death because the baby was crying during their video games. If we ban abortion, we are just going to get even MORE news stories like the 4 I have listed above. Abortions not only prevent unwanted babies, but they prevent unwanted parents as well.

Abortion is not murder. It's smart.

Barack Obama announced his Vice Presidential Candidate.

Obama announced his choice early this morning. Who is it????

Senator Joe Biden, of Delaware.

It's no dream ticket, like he would have had with Hillary Clinton at his side, but it will do!

Biden represents a lot of the same ethics and morals that Obama sticks by, and together they will certainly ensure change for the better in this country.

Hillary Clinton taps out! Concedes Delgate Race To Obama Tonight!

Thank God. Obama is just 40 delegates away from clinching the nomination which he will surely get today with support and votes in South Dakota and Montana. And Hillary has started preparing to throw in the towel tonight, when Obama will be announced the opponent for John McCain.



Hillary rambled on that she will continue to speak out on health care and other random shit. She also is going to be bugging Obama about him taking her with him and Hillary being Vice President. Blagh. I don't really give a flying crap about politics. I just figured this would be nice for all Obama fans to see.

So it looks like John McCain is set to become the next president. There are far too many racist and hillbilly morons in the world to nominate Obama. I don't really give a crap who becomes the president because either one of them is better than what we got now. If Pauly Shore was running, fine, I'll take the weasel as president. As long as George Bush is out of the White House, cool.

Hillary vs Obama: There Can Be Only One!

Hell yes, they need to throw down Highlander style! Fix the shit in Florida and Michigan, and quit hurting the Democratic party.

The cover of the new Time magazine.

Barack Obama will steal your speech!

Watch and compare the two speeches. The first was given by Massachusetts Governor, Deval Patrick, in 2006. The second given just a few weeks ago, by Barack Obama.



This isn't the first time Obama has been accused of plagiarizing either, nor is it the first time he's blatantly denied it. Barack Obama needs to check his Che Guevara loving campaign managers, and make sure they stop stealing other people's speeches. Barack Obama is the Carlos Mencia of the 2008 Presidential Race! Do you want Carlos Mencia for your President?!?!

Me neither.

Update: New Hampshire Caucus comes to a close; Hillary Clinton Wins!

In a move that has left most of America's "Political Experts" scratching their heads, New Hampshire has voted Hillary Clinton over Barack Obama 39% to 36%. Sure it's close, but when everything was saying this morning "Oh that Hillary will lose by the double digits tonight", it's a helluva surprise to see her WIN.

These assclowns on CNN keep saying shit like "Hillary Clinton... yes THAT Hillary Clinton... has won the New Hampshire caucus"... oh shut up Lou Dobbs, you old piece of crap.

Lou Dobbs is so old he called this shit when Lincoln was running for office. That walking fossil doesn't know what to think, considering 6 hours ago he was positive Hillary was done for.

I hate you CNN. You and your bitchass Anderson Cooper.

Will Hillary Clinton drop out of the Democratic Race??

Talk in political circles is that Hillary Clinton may be dropping out of the Democratic presidential race.

In some states, she is trailing Barack Obama by double digits!

This would come as a huge shock to many people, but let's face it the boys club has beaten Hill twice now. Should she drop out, I'd have to rethink my entire voting strategy, because hell will freeze over before I vote for that asshole Obama.

John Edwards pulled favor with me in New Hampshire on Saturday night, as did Republican Ron Paul.

Stay tuned to DevonLohan.com for the latest updates!

The Iowa Caucus is in....

What the fuck is wrong with the people of Iowa??? As the Republican pick, they've put forth one guy we're very fond of here...

And their pick for the Democrats...

I gotta say, this really disappoints me. I mean, I would have liked to see John Edwards fair a little bit better (he came in 2nd behind Obama and beating out H. Clinton who came in at a distant 3rd). But for the Republican ticket, it blows my mind that ultra-conservative Huckabee could so easily come in at #1.

Don't expect to see the same results when the Caucus goes East.

Obama and Cheney.... COUSINS?!

Watch as the World comes to a crashing hault! Barackalackalacka Obama and Dickhead Cheney are cousins!! So says Cheneys' wife!

There’s no sign of a family reunion planned, but U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney and Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama are distant cousins.

So says the vice president’s wife, Lynne Cheney, who said she discovered that her husband of 43 years is eighth cousins with the senator from Illinois.

The two men could hardly be more different. Cheney is an advocate for pursuing the war in Iraq to try to stabilize the country, while Obama wants to get U.S. troops out of Iraq.

Mrs. Cheney told MSNBC on Tuesday that it was “an amazing American story that one ancestor … could be responsible down the family line for lives that have taken such different and varied paths.”

The common ancestor was Mareen Devall, who the Chicago Sun-Times said was a 17th century immigrant from France.

Mrs. Cheney said she discovered the link through family research for her new book, “Blue Skies, No Fences,” about growing up in Wyoming.

Good grief, Dick! If it wasn't bad enough for your daughter is a raging dike, now your wife is calling you part black! Maybe it's time you take them on a hunting trip... if you catch my drift. I guess now we know why Barack looks so "right" in a cowboy hat.