Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Obama and Cheney.... COUSINS?!

Watch as the World comes to a crashing hault! Barackalackalacka Obama and Dickhead Cheney are cousins!! So says Cheneys' wife!

There’s no sign of a family reunion planned, but U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney and Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama are distant cousins.

So says the vice president’s wife, Lynne Cheney, who said she discovered that her husband of 43 years is eighth cousins with the senator from Illinois.

The two men could hardly be more different. Cheney is an advocate for pursuing the war in Iraq to try to stabilize the country, while Obama wants to get U.S. troops out of Iraq.

Mrs. Cheney told MSNBC on Tuesday that it was “an amazing American story that one ancestor … could be responsible down the family line for lives that have taken such different and varied paths.”

The common ancestor was Mareen Devall, who the Chicago Sun-Times said was a 17th century immigrant from France.

Mrs. Cheney said she discovered the link through family research for her new book, “Blue Skies, No Fences,” about growing up in Wyoming.

Good grief, Dick! If it wasn't bad enough for your daughter is a raging dike, now your wife is calling you part black! Maybe it's time you take them on a hunting trip... if you catch my drift. I guess now we know why Barack looks so "right" in a cowboy hat.