I'm calling it.

Michelle Obama is the most bangable first lady since Jackie Kennedy, and that ain't saying much. For some reason all the news outlets are freaking out right now over this picture, her first official portrait from the White House. I guess I should mention it's a Michael Kors dress, which if you had told me she was wearing Michael Kors I would've assumed it was a black blazer and blue denims.... but what do I know? And yes I went from talking about banging this broad to commenting on her fashion. That's how we roll at Devon Lohan.

Obama and Cheney.... COUSINS?!

Watch as the World comes to a crashing hault! Barackalackalacka Obama and Dickhead Cheney are cousins!! So says Cheneys' wife!

There’s no sign of a family reunion planned, but U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney and Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama are distant cousins.

So says the vice president’s wife, Lynne Cheney, who said she discovered that her husband of 43 years is eighth cousins with the senator from Illinois.

The two men could hardly be more different. Cheney is an advocate for pursuing the war in Iraq to try to stabilize the country, while Obama wants to get U.S. troops out of Iraq.

Mrs. Cheney told MSNBC on Tuesday that it was “an amazing American story that one ancestor … could be responsible down the family line for lives that have taken such different and varied paths.”

The common ancestor was Mareen Devall, who the Chicago Sun-Times said was a 17th century immigrant from France.

Mrs. Cheney said she discovered the link through family research for her new book, “Blue Skies, No Fences,” about growing up in Wyoming.

Good grief, Dick! If it wasn't bad enough for your daughter is a raging dike, now your wife is calling you part black! Maybe it's time you take them on a hunting trip... if you catch my drift. I guess now we know why Barack looks so "right" in a cowboy hat.