DevonLohan.com's Top 10 All Time Posts!

Seems like just last week we kicked off this entertainment blogged called "Ultra Entertainment" that morphed into what is now "DevonLohan.com." Now that we're rapidly approaching 600 posts, and are seen by thousands of people each week, I took some time to look back at some of the top posts that helped bring us where we are today. I've narrowed the list down to 10 which have either brought us a ton of traffic, stirred up some controversy, or was just a well done blog that should be recognized. These are only loosely in order, as some (especially the top 2, which either one could be THE top post) can arguably be higher or lower on the list depending on how you look at it, but none the less, here is the list of DevonLohan.com's top 10 posts of all time!

10. A Word on PerezHilton.com - Ah yes, the day we launched the new domain, DevonLohan.com, our own Random Villain gave a few words on the gay entertainment site, PerezHilton.com, and started a nice little fight in the comments with some of Perez's closest boyfriends, a good time was had.

9. Freddy Vs Jason Vs Ash Comic Book Art! - Random Villain filled us in on the whole story on the proposed Freddy vs. Jason vs. Ash movie, which was set to be the sequel to Freddy vs. Jason, which didn't work out, but did make it to comic book form! This post looks at the comic, and got us a lot of attention from various other blogs, who linked to this post and shared with their readers as well.

8. John Chow, his site, my thoughts. - JohnChow.com is reviewed here by Random Villain, who gives his ALWAYS honest opinion, and generates some lovely comments from John Chow readers, which of course delivered some lovely conversation in the comments. This post introduced John Chow readers to the greatness of DevonLohan.com!

7. Who Will Die First? Spears Lohan Death Watch 07 - Back in July of '07, it was unclear was the bigger mess, Britney Spears or Lindsay Lohan. Well here we are months later, and we all know that while there is no answer to this question yet, Lindsay is uh, a LOT more healthy around now, but none the less, the death watch continues, with stars entering rehab left and right, and Amy Winehouse at one point heading down the same road Britney is....the death watch continues on, Mr. Villain may provide a sequel to this classic one day...

6. Ron Paul Bitchslaps "Campaign" Carl Cameron on Fox News SC Debate - G.C. covered Ron Paul's appearance on the South Carolina debate on Fox News, where Ron Paul punked out "Campaign" Carl Cameron. This post was a HUGE hit on Digg, bringing us tons of comments both on our site and on Digg, and the political fans raved over this post.

5. Kim Kardashian will be Decembers Playboy Covergirl! Here are the pics and video preview! - In the fall of 2007, Kim Kardashian was a mega hot topic at DevonLohan.com. Her sex tape had been a big point of discussion, and now this post revealed Kim would be on the cover of Playboy, and included a video and preview pics of her shoot, which brought us some major traffic.

4. Ultra Entertainment's Hot 25! - Devon put together a list of the hot women, as voted by our staff, and compiled the top 25 hottest women in entertainment! The list generated mixed emotions, with everyone having their own picks of course. This idea may bring on future lists, such as this current top 10 post list. Check out the list of 25 smoking hot women once again in this classic post.

3. Ron Paul raises $2 million in Half a Day- Presidential Fundraising - This post is THE champion when it comes to traffic on Digg. 337 diggs, 49 comments, enough said. This post exploded on to Digg's political section, and brought enormous traffic, on the amazing story of Ron Paul raising 2 million bucks in a half day for his campaign.

2. Porn star Jennica St. Foxx the latest celeb in the N word scandal! - Wow, this post, which was reported for some humor, took on a life of it's own, and still to this day, is one of the, if not THE most visited post on DevonLohan.com! Jennica St. Foxx, who is only a character, gets NUMEROUS daily search hits for us, over 4 months after the original post. I believe some people think Jennica is a real porn star, and they're going crazy just trying to find ANY material on her...oh well, this post does deliver video of her, so keep on enjoying!

1. Danielle Harris from Rob Zombies Halloween... Naked, Nude, Tits and all! - Well here it is, the post that has battled the Jennica St. Foxx post for months for the top all time post on DevonLohan.com. Before Rob Zombie's Halloween was released, stories ran rampant that Danielle Harris, who had also starred in Halloween 4 and 5, was not only cast for this movie, but went topless, and wow, once the news was confirmed, and Random Villain posted these pics, we were swarmed with Danielle Harris search hits from everywhere! And just we stated with the Jennica St. Foxx post, this Danielle Harris is still bringing in big numbers, over 6 MONTHS after the original post (Danielle Harris's boobs are ultra popular.) So being it is still performing and bringing in viewers, this post has earned the distinction of greatest all time post on DevonLohan.com!

There you have it, share your thoughts, re-visit the great posts from our past. I'm sure there are more out there some of you would have like to have seen, please, feel free to mention them and give your thoughts. Here's to hoping we'll get plenty more posts like these, and maybe one that can even crack the top 5 all time posts one day!

Food Review: Random Villains Kitchen

So I went to my kitchen today for lunch. I got some left over Peter Piper Pizza, because it is the pizza people pick.
I then snagged me a diet coke. Now you may wonder, RV, there is no way you are on a diet. And how the hell does diet shit go with pizza?? Well my droogies, honestly, I just prefer the taste of diet coke instead of normal diet coke, call me crazy.
I stuck the pizza in the microwave for 1 minute 45 seconds. Perfect. I then sat down, and ate my pizza and drank my diet coke and it was delicious. I would say I would eat here again for sure. Also would recommend it to anyone. It is good food, because it is good.
For even more retarded reviews, visit John Chows blog. I would give you the link, but since I don't even read that retarded bullshit, you're on your own.

JOHN CHOW TAPS OUT!? IM CALLIN YOU OUT JOHNNY....

Ultra Entertainment, us, recently posted a review of John Chow's blog. About how much it BLOWS. Well I find it funny that just a few short days later, John Chow TAPS OUT and quits writing blogs?

To.... travel the world? LMFAO yeah, right. Go jump on a fuckin segway and ride around the block maybe.

Because I know the truth. This is the WORST April Fools joke ever. OH HEY GUYS I'M NEVER WRITING BLOGS AGAIN! OH JUST KIDDING APRIL FOOLS!

Fucking pathetic. Fake a death or something, but of course that will never happen. From the looks of this guys blogs, he doesn't have a single creative bone in his body.

Do yourself and your shitty fans a favor, really do quit writing blogs. Leave it to people that write about shit that matters and has some meaning. Thanks Chow.

And you know what, people wanna see it?! You wanna witness it?! Here it is.

Im callin you out Chow. I dare you, I TRIPLE DOG DARE YOU. To write an INTERESTING blog. Because I promise you can not do it. A INTERNET MOGUL, wow good for you. Does that make you entertaining? No. Does it make you worth while? No. So here is the challenge. I will write a blog, you will write a blog. Whoever can entertain more is the winner, so I already pronounce myself, the NEW world Blog Champion! Because there does not even need to be a challenge because you suck! Boring Blog Bitch is your title. So go write a blog anyways. BATTLE OF THE BLOG BILLIONARES! The loser shaves their head! Or in John Chows case, their pussy!


JOHN "BORING BLOG BITCH" CHOW

VS.

a threat John, you have never seen before....
TONY MAC........
Y 2 C














So go John, do something interesting for once. Prove to me that you are worth being called a BLOG MOGUL. And I will shave my head!

AND THIS MONDAY! I WILL FIRE THE FIRST SHOT IN THIS WAR! WITH, "RANDOM VILLAINS VERSION OF A JOHN CHOW BLOG

John Chow, his site, my thoughts.

I find it funny this guy has an American first name and a Japanese, or Chinese or Whateverthefuckanese last name. Anyways, this is a little review Im doing on his site.

People been askin me "Hey dude, what do you think of John Chows site on how to make money online?"

Well Ill tell ya, to quote the great Jay Sherman... "It Stinks."

His blogs are about shit that I could care less about. Lets see, right now hes got a blog about search results. Wow fuckhead googled himself and he came up. WOW! BIG TIME BLOGGIN RIGHT HERE! WOOOOOOOO!

Then we got a blog about, an Escalade Hybrid. Why does this matter? Who the hell cares? YAY A NEW CAR IS OUT THAT IS AN ELECTRIC CAR AND DOESNT USE ALOT OF GAS WOW!

I get so fucking bored reading this guys site. Lets see what else he has.

Blah blah blah make money online blah blah.

Blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah. Dont care, dont care and blah.

And oh look, John Chow riding a stupid Segway...... yay?

So fuck it, theres my review of his blog/site. It blows, its boring, its pointless, you find out ZERO information there about any damn thing. Atleast here you get scoops on news movies and other random bullshit plus thoughts about things that are happening in the world. And not some stupid Deep Friend Chicken Wings resturaunt. Blah.Oh yeah, at least this guy will link back to you and help your site if you do a review of his blog, so there, I said 1 good thing.