JOHN CHOW TAPS OUT!? IM CALLIN YOU OUT JOHNNY....

Ultra Entertainment, us, recently posted a review of John Chow's blog. About how much it BLOWS. Well I find it funny that just a few short days later, John Chow TAPS OUT and quits writing blogs?

To.... travel the world? LMFAO yeah, right. Go jump on a fuckin segway and ride around the block maybe.

Because I know the truth. This is the WORST April Fools joke ever. OH HEY GUYS I'M NEVER WRITING BLOGS AGAIN! OH JUST KIDDING APRIL FOOLS!

Fucking pathetic. Fake a death or something, but of course that will never happen. From the looks of this guys blogs, he doesn't have a single creative bone in his body.

Do yourself and your shitty fans a favor, really do quit writing blogs. Leave it to people that write about shit that matters and has some meaning. Thanks Chow.

And you know what, people wanna see it?! You wanna witness it?! Here it is.

Im callin you out Chow. I dare you, I TRIPLE DOG DARE YOU. To write an INTERESTING blog. Because I promise you can not do it. A INTERNET MOGUL, wow good for you. Does that make you entertaining? No. Does it make you worth while? No. So here is the challenge. I will write a blog, you will write a blog. Whoever can entertain more is the winner, so I already pronounce myself, the NEW world Blog Champion! Because there does not even need to be a challenge because you suck! Boring Blog Bitch is your title. So go write a blog anyways. BATTLE OF THE BLOG BILLIONARES! The loser shaves their head! Or in John Chows case, their pussy!


JOHN "BORING BLOG BITCH" CHOW

VS.

a threat John, you have never seen before....
TONY MAC........
Y 2 C














So go John, do something interesting for once. Prove to me that you are worth being called a BLOG MOGUL. And I will shave my head!

AND THIS MONDAY! I WILL FIRE THE FIRST SHOT IN THIS WAR! WITH, "RANDOM VILLAINS VERSION OF A JOHN CHOW BLOG

Ultra Hype: It's WrestleMania Weekend!!!

Well here we are, the biggest wrestling weekend of the year. Do you have the Wrestlemania feeling? Well, hard to say for me, the Wrestlemania feeling for me back in the day was anticipating the biggest of maybe 4 WWE pay per views in the year, and the anticipation and build up went on for months. Nowadays, there are way too many going on every other week so Mania has lost that feeling at least, although Mania still does feel like the biggest show of the year. Many factors will go into this Mania to determine if it will be great or shit. Last year, I expected that it would be a sub par mania, but that everything would be OK when the rabid Chicago crowd destroyed John Cena and Triple H beat his ass for the WWE Title. Well after having to sit through Rey Mysterio winning the World Title in a match that involved Rey, Kurt Angle, and Randy Orton (Which insulted all wrestling fans intelligence in my opinion), finally we get to Cena vs. H. As I had hoped, Chicago killed Cena, hated him, the crowd made this match exciting and Mania worthy. Then, suddenly, OVER, Triple H just tapped out to John Cenas gay monkey humping submission shit. Mania was RUINED. Rey Mysterio and John Cena were the highlights? PLEASE! WWE forced gay shit down our throats, and didn't give a damn what fans wanted.

Now, moving on to this year. Leading up to Mania, we have a situation where 2 WWE legends were left in the royal rumble, and gave everyone a huge eye opener as to how shit should be. I"m talking about Shawn Michaels and the Undertaker. They went face to face for the first time since 1998 when they were the final 2 in the Royal Rumble. They had a classic encounter the likes of which had not been seen in years. THIS was how it was supposed to be, 2 legit guys who have done shit in wrestling, handling business and fighting it out for the right to go to WrestleMania. Taker took the win, and has a highly intriguing match with his WrestleMania streak on the line against the World Heavyweight Champion Batista. Finally a GOOD Wrestlemania main event that means something. People are behind Takers 14-0 Wrestlemania streak, and instead of feeding him some bullshit match like last year vs. Mark Henry, we get to see him put his streak on the line against the World Title. I personally hope Taker wins it and keeps the streak going, as he deserves 1 more run on top. Most Internet fans are not fans of Batista, but hey, he's a big muscled up guy who is a believable match up with the Undertaker, and the match is not predictable at all, so I'm happy.

Now we move on to main event number 2, as the Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels takes on last years WrestleMania fuck up, John Cena. Basically what we have here is HBK acting as his former self once did, kicking Cena's face off leading into Mania, and the legendary Shawn Michaels going for his own final run as WWE Champion. I gave my opinions on the career of HBK in my Definitive Shawn Michaels blog, and now the time is here for him to put on another Wrestlemania worthy performance like he has done so many times in the past. My 1 hope is regardless of if Shawn wins or loses, i hope he does NOT get the gay ass feeling to want to shake Cenas hand and "Give him props" for winning (or losing for that matter.) My ideal scenario is for HBK to win the title, and send Cena off whining and crying like a little bitch. But knowing WWE, even if HBK did by some miracle win the WWE title, he'll most likely drop it back at Backlash, but hey, a win over Cena at Mania is better than nothing. Let's hope Cena beating another guy and shoving his crap down our throats doesn't happen AGAIN, but this IS WWE.

As far as the rest of the card, the Battle of the Billionaires seems to have the most hype. Personally if this match was Umaga vs. Stone Cold, this would be my most anticipated match. But in another case of shoving shit down our throats, Lashley will be up against Umaga as we're forced to cheer for Lashley, eh, he doesn't impress me with anything yet. The Trump vs. McMahon scenario thrown into that match is definitely the only selling point. The Money in the Bank ladder match is always cool, very unpredictable this year, should be a winner. Everything else is pretty standard, but because it's Mania, everything will seem bigger and hopefully will be good. I'm actually more pumped about the Hall of Fame ceremony Saturday night as I usually am every year. I'm a huge fan of guys who were GREAT in wrestling and earned their spot getting recognition. Hopefully Detroit will be even better than Chicago in that they'll cheer the legends, and boo the losers like Cena outta their damn town! Feel free to share your own thoughts, opinions, and predictions for WrestleMania 23!