Ultra Entertainment, us, recently posted a review of John Chow's blog. About how much it BLOWS. Well I find it funny that just a few short days later, John Chow TAPS OUT and quits writing blogs?
To.... travel the world? LMFAO yeah, right. Go jump on a fuckin segway and ride around the block maybe.
Because I know the truth. This is the WORST April Fools joke ever. OH HEY GUYS I'M NEVER WRITING BLOGS AGAIN! OH JUST KIDDING APRIL FOOLS!
Fucking pathetic. Fake a death or something, but of course that will never happen. From the looks of this guys blogs, he doesn't have a single creative bone in his body.
Do yourself and your shitty fans a favor, really do quit writing blogs. Leave it to people that write about shit that matters and has some meaning. Thanks Chow.
And you know what, people wanna see it?! You wanna witness it?! Here it is.
Im callin you out Chow. I dare you, I TRIPLE DOG DARE YOU. To write an INTERESTING blog. Because I promise you can not do it. A INTERNET MOGUL, wow good for you. Does that make you entertaining? No. Does it make you worth while? No. So here is the challenge. I will write a blog, you will write a blog. Whoever can entertain more is the winner, so I already pronounce myself, the NEW world Blog Champion! Because there does not even need to be a challenge because you suck! Boring Blog Bitch is your title. So go write a blog anyways. BATTLE OF THE BLOG BILLIONARES! The loser shaves their head! Or in John Chows case, their pussy!
JOHN "BORING BLOG BITCH" CHOW
a threat John, you have never seen before....
Y 2 C
So go John, do something interesting for once. Prove to me that you are worth being called a BLOG MOGUL. And I will shave my head!
AND THIS MONDAY! I WILL FIRE THE FIRST SHOT IN THIS WAR! WITH, "RANDOM VILLAINS VERSION OF A JOHN CHOW BLOG