JOHN CHOW TAPS OUT!? IM CALLIN YOU OUT JOHNNY....

Ultra Entertainment, us, recently posted a review of John Chow's blog. About how much it BLOWS. Well I find it funny that just a few short days later, John Chow TAPS OUT and quits writing blogs?

To.... travel the world? LMFAO yeah, right. Go jump on a fuckin segway and ride around the block maybe.

Because I know the truth. This is the WORST April Fools joke ever. OH HEY GUYS I'M NEVER WRITING BLOGS AGAIN! OH JUST KIDDING APRIL FOOLS!

Fucking pathetic. Fake a death or something, but of course that will never happen. From the looks of this guys blogs, he doesn't have a single creative bone in his body.

Do yourself and your shitty fans a favor, really do quit writing blogs. Leave it to people that write about shit that matters and has some meaning. Thanks Chow.

And you know what, people wanna see it?! You wanna witness it?! Here it is.

Im callin you out Chow. I dare you, I TRIPLE DOG DARE YOU. To write an INTERESTING blog. Because I promise you can not do it. A INTERNET MOGUL, wow good for you. Does that make you entertaining? No. Does it make you worth while? No. So here is the challenge. I will write a blog, you will write a blog. Whoever can entertain more is the winner, so I already pronounce myself, the NEW world Blog Champion! Because there does not even need to be a challenge because you suck! Boring Blog Bitch is your title. So go write a blog anyways. BATTLE OF THE BLOG BILLIONARES! The loser shaves their head! Or in John Chows case, their pussy!


JOHN "BORING BLOG BITCH" CHOW

VS.

a threat John, you have never seen before....
TONY MAC........
Y 2 C














So go John, do something interesting for once. Prove to me that you are worth being called a BLOG MOGUL. And I will shave my head!

AND THIS MONDAY! I WILL FIRE THE FIRST SHOT IN THIS WAR! WITH, "RANDOM VILLAINS VERSION OF A JOHN CHOW BLOG

John Chow, his site, my thoughts.

I find it funny this guy has an American first name and a Japanese, or Chinese or Whateverthefuckanese last name. Anyways, this is a little review Im doing on his site.

People been askin me "Hey dude, what do you think of John Chows site on how to make money online?"

Well Ill tell ya, to quote the great Jay Sherman... "It Stinks."

His blogs are about shit that I could care less about. Lets see, right now hes got a blog about search results. Wow fuckhead googled himself and he came up. WOW! BIG TIME BLOGGIN RIGHT HERE! WOOOOOOOO!

Then we got a blog about, an Escalade Hybrid. Why does this matter? Who the hell cares? YAY A NEW CAR IS OUT THAT IS AN ELECTRIC CAR AND DOESNT USE ALOT OF GAS WOW!

I get so fucking bored reading this guys site. Lets see what else he has.

Blah blah blah make money online blah blah.

Blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah. Dont care, dont care and blah.

And oh look, John Chow riding a stupid Segway...... yay?

So fuck it, theres my review of his blog/site. It blows, its boring, its pointless, you find out ZERO information there about any damn thing. Atleast here you get scoops on news movies and other random bullshit plus thoughts about things that are happening in the world. And not some stupid Deep Friend Chicken Wings resturaunt. Blah.Oh yeah, at least this guy will link back to you and help your site if you do a review of his blog, so there, I said 1 good thing.