How to Have a Honeymoon For Under $30 - $28.14 to be Exact!

Well, former writer Devon is gone from DevonLohan.com, and shockingly to all (Devon himself mainly) this blog was not named after him, is not a tribute to him, and in no way makes him a celebrity. In fact, for those who would like to know, fellow DL writer G.C. came up the name, after we had to hear thousands of times how much Devon loved Perez Hilton. As a play on the whole situation, we picked our own "headline making" celeb last name, and put a gay first name for the first part, and BAM, DevonLohan.com was born. Someone in all this, Devon believed HE was now a celebrity near the level of Perez Hilton, and the diva attitude swung into full force. Well reality has kicked in, the back story is out, and DevonLohan.com keeps rolling as a comical site with no diva attitude in our writers, but Devon has lashed out due to his dismissal, hence the reason for this post. In an earlier conversation, he accused me of making enough money on this blog to fund a honeymoon. WOW. Not sure how many of you out there keep up with traffic numbers, how adsense works, other affiliates, etc. (Anyone who's taken about 10 minutes to learn about what kind of traffic numbers it takes to make any real money can easily see our site is not exactly a cash cow.) But for the record, this site has taken a long time to achieve minimal success, and our crew understands that and we're realists about it, we don't plan on being millionaires overnight if at all. The whole idea was to have an entertainment site, and if we can make some extra side money off of it eventually, SURE why not, in the meantime, we're not planning on it to be our primary job to bank off. BUT for anyone that doubts and thinks we have some secret stash ::cough:: DEVON ::cough:: We'll give you the break down right here...

I'm letting the cat out of the bag on this one......all my banners, affiliates, advertising, everything, adds up to an all time earth shattering $28.14! WOW, according to Devon, I can fund a honeymoon, to FLORIDA no less, for only $28.14! The truth is, while trying to uncover why our entire site was suddenly deleted 2 nights ago, I tried getting a confession out of Devon, and told him i relied on the site for a portion of my income, in which he totally believed without looking at any numbers or facts, and jumped ALL over it, exposing me for funding honeymoons with the other writers hard work! The truth is out, all this time I've been stashing away my 28 bucks for my honeymoon, i know this deeply saddens my writing staff, and for that I apologize. If not for Devon, I'd have been partying it up in Florida with my 28 bucks, living the life, but now that it's out, a huge weight has definitely been lifted. But now since the WHOLE 28 bucks (and 14 cents) are going to my honeymoon (hell I'll prob pay for the wedding with it too, why not? Right?) I've got no beer money. So if you'd look to the right, you'll see I've set up a beer fund, and will accept donations, since even though my honeymoon is funded, I do need a beer every now and then, and G.C. and Random Villain DEFINITELY do, as I took the whole 28 bucks for myself. So if you can somehow forgive that this site has made a grand total of 28 bucks secretly, head on over and buy us a beer!

Thank those of you who remain loyal in this trying and scandalous time.

More New Blog Partners...

Ultra Entertainment is experiencing one of our best months ever, with more great posts and traffic than we've ever seen. As we grow we are continuously partnering up with other great blogs to help get the word out and keep things moving. Today we have 3 new link exchange partners, they are:

http://www.taxfix.co.uk/ - This blog is a tax refund related blog, dealing with everything tax related, and is a great source of information on the subject. Also features a great list of other blogs that do link exchanges.

Enkay Blog is features numerous topics including technology, business, cars and reviews. It also features tips on growing and expanding your own blog. He will give you a free backlink if you review his blog.

m2-blog.blogspot.com - This blog is Phillip Yong's Money Making Blog. He shares his own path to trying to earn money online with his blog, and the different things he is trying and programs he is using. He is giving away free backlinks if you review his blog.

Check out these great blogs, and if anyone else wants to exchange links, just use the contact e-mail on the right.

Let's talk about Andy Coates...

I was asked to review the blog belonging to Andy Coates...and to tell ya the truth, if I was Andy, I'm not so sure I would want my name sprayed across the top of the site. Andy is trying to help you and me figure out How to Make Money Online, but in all honesty, in reading his blog, I couldn't figure out what the hell was going on. Most of it seems like Mumbo Jumbo you'd only find in the back office of a small computer repairs shop, and if it weren't for the Rules of this blog exchange, I probably wouldn't even bother with the site. It's obvious within the first few sentences that Andy is not from the US, which isn't such a bad thing, but it's also obvious that he doesn't have much of a sense of grammar. I almost feel like Gene Shallet or Roger Ebert, sitting on a couch watching a Carebears made for DVD movie, they found in a $5.50 bin at Wal Mart. It's pointless, ridiculous, and a little insulting to my intelligence. Hopefully you'll have better luck with Andy...because God knows, you're gonna need it.

A final word on JaKelDaily.com....

Well after much crying and whining from them, they decided to lie as well.

See in the world of the internet, the rule of thumb is if you link to a website, in turn they should link back to you. Well in the blog world, if you review someones site and link to it, be it bad or good, they can review and link back.

Well Ja of Ja and Kel called me a 5 year old, or a 4 year old, I don't really remember. Mainly because I thought his blog sucked. Even though it sucked, I still linked to it because I am obviously much more mature than him. How do I know? Well he DID have a link back to our blog up. But since I said his site sucks and he sucks, he stomped his little L.A. Gear shoes jumped on his bed screamed into his pillow "I HATE EVERYONE AND EVERYONE HATES MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!" And removed the link to our site from his site.


We will keep his link up on our site, because we are not big babies like him. And because you can go for yourself and see how much his blog sucks my balls.


So in closing, Ja, looks like I win this. Go cry to mommy some more ya fucking bitch. You have been PWNED by Random Villain.

Ja, from Ja and Kel responds....

Read below this for my review of a boring blog site. Well, Ja had a response...

"Your review is up and the Ferrari was a rental (no shit) which I state on my about page. (I might have got to the about page if I wasn't falling asleep reading everything else.) You can rent one also for $1000 one day that is if you are not still working at McDonalds that is.(This would be funny if I still worked at McDonalds, I actually did work at McDonalds when I was 17, I quit after one day, went home smelling like french fries, ugh! I have better respect for myself unlike people that need to rent cars to look cool.)"

Even if I had $1000 bucks, I wouldn't blow it on renting a fuckin car. You should take that $1000 and go learn how to make a better site.

So what did Cool Manchu have to say about us? Its pretty damn funny.

"Ultra Entertainment - Now here’s some online entertainment written by a four year old still wearing diapers and shitting himself with no hope of making enough money to pay for a 5 cent jolly rancher."

I love this. Why? His "review" of our site is just a personal attack on me, big deal. Because what he has to say about the SITE is that it is some "Online Entertainment". Awesome review ya bag of dicks!

Now, people Im going to state this once and for all. WE ARE NOT HERE, TO MAKE MONEY, WE ARE HERE, TO WRITE BLOGS. Get it through your moronic unorignal boring as fuck heads. This poor sap got Kels panties that he stole and is currently wearing all in a wad because someone thought his blog sucks. BOO FREAKIN HOO. It all boils down to this buddy....

You had to rent a car to sit in to look cool. That's like taking the hot high school cheerleader on a date and saying "Yeah babe I'll pick you up when my mom gets home form work so I can use her station wagon"

Like I said, I'm way cooler than this Ja guy anyways, because a Ferarri is for douche bags, this is more my style.

A Review Of "Ja Kel Daily Dot Com"

Ugh....

First off, the name of this site pisses me off. It's ran by some dude named Jason and some girl named Kelly. So being the clever ones that they are, this is the convo I imagine...

Jason: "Oh my god like Kelly since we are doing blogs together on the same site we should totally come up with a name!"

Kelly: "Totally but what could it be?!?!?"

Jason: "Oh wows! What if we just, take the first two letters of my name, and the first three letters of your name, and that be it! Ja and Kel Daily!

Kelly: "Oh my god Jason how did you get so smart?!?"

Jason: "I do not know Kelly but this is brilliant!"

Ugh.... anyways, they're some clever folks, and apparently, like most blogs in the world, Ja Kel Daily Dot Com eventually wants to make money, and is offering to link to your blog if you review his blog.

So first off on the site I get an image of someone in a ferrari, Im guessing this might be Jason taking the car for a test drive or borrowing it. Because no one that is clever enough to come up with Ja Kelly Daily knows how to drive.



Scrolling further into the site, I see 2 things that grab my interest. Jack and Shit. There are no pictures of anything, and since I'm lazy and hate reading, I need some pics to catch my interest.

They say that this is the best of both worlds. Two blogs on one site. Um, that isn't both worlds. Thats just one world. A blog on a site be it one blog, two or three, is still just a blog site. And that is one world Ja and Kel. Both worlds is something that is different from each other, but combined into one.

Lets see, a blog about screen resolution, wow how riveting!

Going further down I see some small site reviews, a pic of another stupid car, a phone with a Dr. Pepper.... yeah Im bored. Nothing on this site is of interest to me. But I will say this, atleast this site is better than John Chows blog. Because even though there is not one thing interesting to me on this site, atleast it doesnt have pointless reviews of stupid hole in the wall restaurants that no one has ever heard of, or go to.

So in closing, Ja and Kel, post some interesting shit, some interesting pics and it might be worth reading. Also if Kel is hot then it would not hurt posting some hot pics of Kel. But if she is fat or ugly, stick to the stupid shots of Ja in other peoples cars.

JOHN CHOW TAPS OUT!? IM CALLIN YOU OUT JOHNNY....

Ultra Entertainment, us, recently posted a review of John Chow's blog. About how much it BLOWS. Well I find it funny that just a few short days later, John Chow TAPS OUT and quits writing blogs?

To.... travel the world? LMFAO yeah, right. Go jump on a fuckin segway and ride around the block maybe.

Because I know the truth. This is the WORST April Fools joke ever. OH HEY GUYS I'M NEVER WRITING BLOGS AGAIN! OH JUST KIDDING APRIL FOOLS!

Fucking pathetic. Fake a death or something, but of course that will never happen. From the looks of this guys blogs, he doesn't have a single creative bone in his body.

Do yourself and your shitty fans a favor, really do quit writing blogs. Leave it to people that write about shit that matters and has some meaning. Thanks Chow.

And you know what, people wanna see it?! You wanna witness it?! Here it is.

Im callin you out Chow. I dare you, I TRIPLE DOG DARE YOU. To write an INTERESTING blog. Because I promise you can not do it. A INTERNET MOGUL, wow good for you. Does that make you entertaining? No. Does it make you worth while? No. So here is the challenge. I will write a blog, you will write a blog. Whoever can entertain more is the winner, so I already pronounce myself, the NEW world Blog Champion! Because there does not even need to be a challenge because you suck! Boring Blog Bitch is your title. So go write a blog anyways. BATTLE OF THE BLOG BILLIONARES! The loser shaves their head! Or in John Chows case, their pussy!


JOHN "BORING BLOG BITCH" CHOW

VS.

a threat John, you have never seen before....
TONY MAC........
Y 2 C














So go John, do something interesting for once. Prove to me that you are worth being called a BLOG MOGUL. And I will shave my head!

AND THIS MONDAY! I WILL FIRE THE FIRST SHOT IN THIS WAR! WITH, "RANDOM VILLAINS VERSION OF A JOHN CHOW BLOG

John Chow, his site, my thoughts.

I find it funny this guy has an American first name and a Japanese, or Chinese or Whateverthefuckanese last name. Anyways, this is a little review Im doing on his site.

People been askin me "Hey dude, what do you think of John Chows site on how to make money online?"

Well Ill tell ya, to quote the great Jay Sherman... "It Stinks."

His blogs are about shit that I could care less about. Lets see, right now hes got a blog about search results. Wow fuckhead googled himself and he came up. WOW! BIG TIME BLOGGIN RIGHT HERE! WOOOOOOOO!

Then we got a blog about, an Escalade Hybrid. Why does this matter? Who the hell cares? YAY A NEW CAR IS OUT THAT IS AN ELECTRIC CAR AND DOESNT USE ALOT OF GAS WOW!

I get so fucking bored reading this guys site. Lets see what else he has.

Blah blah blah make money online blah blah.

Blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah. Dont care, dont care and blah.

And oh look, John Chow riding a stupid Segway...... yay?

So fuck it, theres my review of his blog/site. It blows, its boring, its pointless, you find out ZERO information there about any damn thing. Atleast here you get scoops on news movies and other random bullshit plus thoughts about things that are happening in the world. And not some stupid Deep Friend Chicken Wings resturaunt. Blah.Oh yeah, at least this guy will link back to you and help your site if you do a review of his blog, so there, I said 1 good thing.