Showing posts with label Dog The Bounty Hunter. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dog The Bounty Hunter. Show all posts

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

The Dog, Is Back!!!!!

Listen up brah, good news.

Dog The Bounty Hunter is back in production! After Dog dropped some N bombs and racist hatin, A & E pulled the show for quite a while, but the crew has been sent back to Hawaii, and production is resuming on the show.

No word on when the premiere will come, but fugitives better know that, theres fear and darkness back all around you. Because Dog is back!!!

Thursday, January 10, 2008

Black People Are Funny

This is a simple observation I noticed this morning. Black people are really funny. Now, I am driving to work, and I see out the corner of my eye a man walking down the street, wearing the biggest T shirt I have ever seen in my life. Now I see these guys wearing these giant white t shirts all the time, but this one was HUGE it went down almost past his knees.

And it made me think, about how funny it is. Black people, obviously hate the KKK. But um... Well just take a look, and think about how funny it is.


Thats right, I went there. How freakin idiotic and funny is this? Black people spend over 100 years trying to free their race and get away from these crazy KKK redneck morons. And in the end of it all, they wear basically the same shit. Only dumber. At least the KKK costume is a robe and shit, but what the hell is up with the giant ass T shirts? And where in the name of God do they find these shirts?! I never see these things in stores, but of course I dont shop at the retard stores that they do like, K MOMO and those other stores in the malls wear you can get the weird stupid words air brushed on in cursive. You know what I'm talkin about, wait, I bet I can find one of those pictures right now..... brb.....

Wow, just fucking wow. I quit. Not only did I find a picture of the shirts with the shitty airbrush pictures and stupid writing on it, but I found that stuff on giant T shirts!!!!Hot damn. I am officially speechless. Anyways, maybe when my brain is done melting from all this giant white t shirt madness, I will return and discuss, what the hell is up with blacks/mexicans/wiggers that wear baseball hats and keep the stickers and tags on it, because to them, it may be some weird fashion statement, but to me, first thing I think is, they just stole that hat from the mall and haven't removed the stickers yet.

Monday, January 7, 2008

Dog The Bounty Hunter Sidekick Found Naked

What in the blue hell Young Blood??

Tim Chapman was found in his truck buck ass naked for some random reason in a parking lot of a grocery store. When security found him Tim Chapman almost ran their asses over with his truck romping over a sidewalk to escape!

Well Tims lawyer is out and about saying that Tim merely spilled some juice on himself and was changing clothes. And this was all a big misunderstanding. Well, Dog The Bounty Hunter will pretty much never come back to TV after this mess for sure now. As for what story I am going with, I think I am gonna side with the lawyer and that this was all just a big misunderstanding.

For those still wanting their fix of Bounty Hunters. A new Bounty Hunter show premiers this Sunday on National Geographic.

Monday, November 5, 2007

A Sad Day... Dog The Bounty Hunter pulled from A "and" E

Well fuck. A "and" E really screwed up cause now I am not watching their channel at all. The only show they had on that was worth watching was Dog The Bounty Hunter. They used to do some decent reality shows then they put The Two Coreys on and it was pretty much the most scripted "reality" show ever and I bailed from that channel. I guess I need to hit Best Buy to scoop up those Dog The Bounty Hunter DVDs. As for my thoughts on all this? I believe what Dog says in his apology. He's not racist, he was just proving a point. And the tabloids, as always, are blowing shit way out of proportion. Here is what Dog had to say...

"My sincerest, heartfelt apologies go out to every person I have offended for my regrettable use of very inappropriate language. I am deeply disappointed in myself for speaking out of anger to my son and using such a hateful term in a private phone conversation. It was completely taken out of context. I was disappointed in his choice of a friend, not due to her race, but her character. However, I should have never used that term.
I am meeting with my spiritual adviser, Rev. Tim Storey, and hope to meet with other black leaders so they can see who I really am and teach me the right thing to do to make things right, again. I know that all of my fans are deeply disappointed in me, as well, as I have tried to be a model for doing the right thing. I did not do the right thing this time, and hope you will forgive me. We learn from our mistakes, as my story of overcoming a life of crime has proven, and I will learn from this one for the rest of my life."

And here is what fuckheads at A "and" E have to say...

"In evaluating the circumstances of the last few days, A "and" E has decided to take `Dog The Bounty Hunter' off the network's schedule for the foreseeable future Friday. We hope that Mr. Chapman continues the healing process that he has begun."

Dog best be back, or else there is gonna be fear and darkness all around A "and" E. I think Leland needs to go dish out a little cold hard justice.



Well, if they don't bring back Dog, they can always start up Leland The Bounty Hunter!

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Breaking News: Dog the Bounty Hunter is a Racist? Say it Ain't So! But it is...

In a shocking story, the National Enquirer has just revealed a taped conversation in which Duane Chapman, aka Dog The Bounty Hunter, (who is known as the good guy who catches fugitives, but helps them turn their lives around and is all about doing good,) talks with his son Tucker about his black girlfriend, and how he HAS to break up with her, and how she is not welcome in his house. He drops the "N" word NUMEROUS times. This comes as quite a shock to the people that see Dog helping drug addicts and bottom of the barrel types on his show. Well, they may not be seeing his show anymore, as A&E has suspended further production of his show pending further investigation. I spoke with our own Random Villain on this breaking matter, and he had these words: " Why is it whenever a celebrity gets caught using the N Bomb they have to call Al Sharpton to explain themselves? Is he King Of The Blacks or some shit?" Well, I guess so, as Dog has already called Sharpton, probably to beg him to not unleash his name as the number 1 racist TV personality in the world or something. You've got to hear this for yourself, and you can check out the audio yourself by checking out: Dog's Racist Rampage! We'll continue following this breaking story, but we have a feeling Dog's days as a good guy celeb may be done....and he was afraid having a black person associated with him would be his demise! Wow!

Thursday, August 2, 2007

Dog The Bounty Hunter is FREE!!!!

Free at last! Free at last! Thank God almighty! Dog is free at last! And so is Leland and Young Blood! You may recall that a while back, Dog and Co. were in some hot water with Mexican Law. Basically what went down is a fugitive wanted for murder and rape escaped and made it across the border. Well we all know if you break the law, and head over the border, US Law cant do nothin about it right? WRONG! Well only wrong if you have Dog The Got Damn Bounty Hunter after you! Dog and his team said well fuck that! Were going after him! And since they did, and they did catch him and bring him back to the US and threw his ass in jail, in Mexico that was basically kidnapping. So they were in some big trouble but, Mexico said ah fuck it, Dog rules, you guys a free!
For more info on it all here is the article copies and pasted straight outta TMZ.com

The Dog May Be Free!

TMZ has learned that all Mexican charges may have been dropped against famed bounty hunter Duane "Dog" Chapman and two members of his team -- including his son. We're told these photos were taken moments after Dog learned his fate. Hallelujah!

The group had been charged by a Mexican court with deprivation of liberty, after their 2003 capture of convicted serial rapist Andrew Luster in Puerto Vallarta. Chapman had traveled to Mexico to retrieve the Max Factor cosmetics heir, who was wanted in the U.S. on rape charges. Luster is now in jail, serving a 124-year term.

The Chapman crew was jailed for a brief time after the incident as bounty hunting is considered a crime in Mexico. While TMZ could not immediately confirm the ruling (because nosotros hablamos espanol only a little), Dog's attorney told us he "has received a favorable ruling from the people in Puerto Vallarta. The extent of that ruling is unknown as we are still in the process of translating it."

Dog, through his publicist, told TMZ, "Viva La Mexico!"

UPDATE: A spokesman for A&E, where Dog's show airs, gave TMZ this statement exclusively:

Earlier this week the First Criminal Court in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico dismissed all charges against Dog, Tim and Leland Chapman due to the expiration of the statute of limitations on the criminal counts pending against them. The order effectively cancelled all pending charges. The ruling is, however, subject to appeal by the prosecution in Puerto Vallarta. If an appeal is sought, it must be filed by Wednesday, August 8th. Our thoughts and best wishes are with the Chapman family as they await the prosecution's decision. More information will be posted on AETV.com as it becomes available.