Michael Phelps is Smoking a Bong in Some Pictures- Who Fucking Cares?

An earlier headline on the Drudge Report said that the News of the World had "shocking pictures" of an Olympic hero using a bong. Before there were more details almost everyone could guess that it was Michael Phelps.

And as it says in the title: Who the fuck cares?

This is the same guy who was arrested for drunk driving in Salisbury Maryland ( of all places) several years ago. As an aside, I am from the Salisbury area and it always amazed me how many people came from other areas to party or go to school here. We were all trying to get the fuck out.

I would say drunk driving is way worse than smoking some weed. And that did not "ruin" his career, as the News of the World is implying this might. Michael Phelps took his punishment, moved on, and I heard he did OK at the recent Olympics.

Most people have tried pot. Except for me. Really- I have never tried it. And I only have one other friend my age who hasn't. Most of the people I know probably use marijuana somewhat regularly. Amost every party I have been to since high school ( I am not talking about kids birthday parties and family get togethers here) has included someone passing around a bowl or something with pot. Our last 3 Presidents ( at least) have tried marijuana. Many high ranking politicians, executives, and various power brokers use or have used pot. That's the reality.

And someone cares that a fucking swimmer smoked a bong? We've all seen Charlize Theron smoke an apple. Your mother and father probably smoked. Your doctor probably tried coke ( and I don't mean New Coke or Coca Cola Classic).

I don't remember where I first heard this but there is a saying ( usually about effeminate British men): " He's not Gay. He's just British." I hate to stereotype, but there's probably a reason for that. And it's an insult to gay people everywhere, especially homosexual Americans. Because I don't think any homosexuals are as bitchy as a British Nanny. And I don't mean Super Nanny ( though they can take that bitch back while they are at it). I mean all these British tabloid writers and other various assholes who claim people are going to die if they eat a steak or the world is going to end because some kid smoked a joint or two teenagers held hands before marriage. I used to think a lot of UK/England/British/Queeny/Bitchy tabloids were pretty cool. I mean they all like to show naked breasts of chicks with huge tits. That part is nice. But all the bitching is annoying. And it doesn't matter of it's George or Georgina writing the trash.

I'm not just trashing our friends across the pond. We have a lot of this bullshit here in the United States as well. Drudge linked to the shit afterall ( though I think he is all about controversy regardless of his personal beliefs. I am sure Drudge smokes pot himself). We have a nazi midget for a mayor in New York City and all kinds of other Nanny State and 1984 bullshit, for example.

There certainly is a cultural divide, and I think it pretty much goes like this: You have Normal People. Normal People understand that there are many harmful things in the world and that people take certain risks. People like to enjoy themselves. This could include having a drink, smoking something, eating steak, having dessert, or even having sex in something other than the missionary position. Some people go hang gliding, bungee jumping, or even ride a bicycle without a helmet and elbow pads. And Normal People say " Have fun. Don't hurt anyone, and be responsible for the consequences of your actions." Normal people don't want to ban foi gras. They don't want the government telling people what they can eat or what they can do on their own property. Normal people can be "square" and boring, but they don't force others to be just like them. Normal People don't think the world is going to end because some kid smoked pot.

Then you have Nanny Bitches. Nanny bitches have no fun and no lives. Their entire lives revolve around telling everyone else how to live and spying on their neighbors. They also expect everyone else to pay them to be professional bitches. They believe all adults are children who need them to be their parents. They want the government to do unannounced refrigerator inspections and watch you wipe your ass to make sure you are following state regulations. They want people to go to jail for smoking and kids to be arrested for taking tylenol. They think 12 year olds should use car seats. These are the kind of people who look in your window and jerkoff. They will watch you get a blowjob, and then give you a ticket for sodomy. These are the people who think the world is going to end if someone uses pot or a kid sees a nipple. They bitch and whine, shit themselves, and float out of their shoes. They are fucking assholes.

Basically if you give a fuck that Michael Phelps smoked a bong, you are a Fucking Loser. And the world needs less bitches like you.

wf2008 Reviews, The Unborn! In Scary Mode!!!!!

SCARIEST MOVIE REVIEW EVER! ITS IN SCARY MODE!!

New CKY Album "Carver City" Coming May 19th!

ZOMGMGOMOGOO1@@@11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Very, very happy news for me today. CKY was on the brink of extinction last year but they pulled together, got their shit together, got the album done, and will be on tour this Spring. Happy days!!!

Read the copied and pasted crap below!

CKY COMPLETING WORK ON CARVER CITY - SET FOR RELEASE ON MAY 19

CKY has completed mixing their 4th record, tentatively titled Carver City, set for release on Roadrunner Records on May 19. As with all their previous albums, Carver City was produced by the band's guitarist Chad I Ginsburg. The album was recorded at Studio CIG in the band's home state of Pennsylvania and mixed by Ginsburg and Phil Nicolo at Studio 4 in Conshohocken, PA. Some of the eleven tracks set to appear include: "Hellions On Parade," "The Boardwalk Body," "...And She Never Returned," "Karmaworks" and "Woe Is Me."

Singer Deron Miller comments, "Literally all the things that have been keeping CKY strong since our last album - the undying hardcore support of our fans, our unorthodox musical approach and a brand new partnership with Roadrunner Records - have restored an enthusiasm within our band that has never been this extreme. Sobriety, hard work, patching up inner turmoil and a love for what we do has undoubtedly made this the most collaborative and focused CKY effort to date."

Ginsburg concurs: "The album is more inventive and more layered than our past releases, with the most melodies, textures and riffs of any CKY album. It is by far the most inspired album we have ever made."

According to Miller, Carver City carries with it a "dark summer vacation vibe," nostalgic of the band members' childhood trips to the East Coast beaches. "The fabled town of Carver City has a history of bad luck and misfortune, all the while giving the impression that it's a pleasant family getaway. Much like CKY's town of Hellview, Carver City's events are depicted in the songs, with story lines coming from real life events."

CKY are planning to tour in support of their Roadrunner debut in the spring.

Told You So! Told You So!

Awhile back, GC reported all the wackiness going on with Joaquin Phoenix. His retirement from acting for a rapping career.

Anyways, I had a feeling something was wrong there so I called shenanigans. It was announced that Casey Affleck was going to shoot a documentary about his friends rapping career and right away, I KNEW it had to be a hoax.

Well guess what.

It is a hoax.

From Entertainment Weekly:

Two people close to Joaquin Phoenix tell EW that the actor's recent attempt to reinvent himself as a rapper is not what it appears to be.

Ever since the actor announced he was ditching his career in movies to try to make it as a rap artist, speculation has flown wildly about what, exactly, the two-time Oscar nominee might be thinking. Following his widely panned three-song debut as a rapper at a Las Vegas nightclub on Jan. 16 -- a shambling performance that concluded with the actor falling off the stage -- two competing theories emerged: Either Phoenix is perpetrating an elaborate Andy Kaufman-style hoax (with an assist from his friend and brother-in-law Casey Affleck, who's ostensibly shooting a documentary about his career transition), or he's truly lost his marbles. The truth, it seems, is closer to the former. "He said, 'It's a put-on. I'm going to pretend to have a meltdown and change careers, and Casey is going to film it,'" says one source who recently worked with Phoenix.

Though Phoenix's interest in music is sincere (he earned Oscar and Grammy nominations for his turn as Johnny Cash in Walk the Line and has directed several music videos), with this supposed career reboot he is evidently trying to both lampoon pompous actors and punk the media that covers them. Whatever his motivation or ultimate endgame, don't expect him to break character anytime soon. "It's an art project for him," says a source. "He's going full out. He probably has told his reps that he's quit acting. Joaquin is very smart. This is very conscious. He has a huge degree of control."

So yeah, told you so, fuckers.

Matt Hardy Is The Biggest Douche Bag Ever

For real. I am not joking.

I used to be a pretty big fan of Matt Hardy until the whole Lita, Edge cry babyfest went down. Before I get into any of this, if you are not a wrestling fan, prepare to be confused.

Matt Hardy in real life, was dating fellow wrestler Lita, and was best friends with fellow wrestler, Edge. Well in real life, Edge and Lita were screwing around behind Matt Hardys back. Well he found out, went and blogged about it like a huge girl, and got fired from WWE for it.

Anyways, he has since been hired back and on Sunday started what seemed to be one of the most awesome angles in wrestling history. Until yesterday.

See, we all know wrestling is fake. We know it is all entertainment, but do we need wrestlers also telling us it's fake? No.

See one problem is a good majority of Matt Hardy fans, about 85% of them, are middle aged single overweight mothers of 2 or 3. Seriously, no joke, go look at all the comments on Matt Hardys MySpace page.

Now, Sunday, Matt Hardy turned on his brother Jeff Hardy, hit Jeff with a chair, causing Jeff to lose his championship. And Matt Hardy fans went CRAZY. Posting hundreds of messages on his MySpace yelling at him and calling him names, cause see, they think this shit is still real. Well for some insane reason, Matt Hardy replied to them with this message....

OK IAM GOING TO SAY THIS ONLY ONCE
Today at 8:32pm
IT IS PART OF THE STORYLINE I LOVE JEFF I WOULD NEVER HURT HIM THIS IS MY JOB IF I DO NOT DO WHAT IAM TOLD TO DO THEN I CAN GET IN BIG SHIT SO CALL ME MEAN CALL ME A BITCH CALL ME WAHT EVERY ELS NAMES YOU HAVE FOR ME I DONT CARE I KNOW I IT WAS FOR MY JOB AND I THANK ALL THE PEOPLE WHO UNDERSTAND THAT BUT IF YOU TAKE IT TO FAR YOU WILL BE DELETED OFF MY FRIENDS LIST

Wow.

So basically, Matt Hardy cares more about what his MySpace friends think, over the magic of storylines in wrestling. I do believe that if this was 1988, and Matt Hardy said something like this, he would in fact be dead. Imagine this.....

First watch this video....



Now, the next day Andre The Giant sends this letter out.

Dear Fans Of The Wrestlemania!

I know you are all upset, but listen, this is only a storyline. It is not real. I love the Hulkster, he is my best friend. In fact, I love him so much that at the Wrestlemania, I am going to let him bodyslam me! So relax everyone, I don't really hate Hulkster.

Love,
Andre


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Fucking Matt Hardy needs to stop worrying what fat 35 year old single women think about him. Bischoff was right all along.