What the fuck is going on here?

Below are the new posters for Jennifer's Body, starring Megan Fox, and the new HBO show about vampires, True Blood. Notice something strange?

I'm slightly excited about True Blood. I'd like to see a decent Vampire show that doesn't involve dipshit teenagers running ala Scooby Doo, or some sappy fuck like that show on CBS.

As for Jennifer's Body... so long as it features a lot of Megan Fox's body.. I'm sold.



Of course we all know who started that trend....

Fuck You, Brian Austin Green!

Yes, fuck Brian Austin Green. The dude from Beverly Hills, 90210.

And you know why? Because he's the boyfriend of Megan Fox, and Megan Fox just can't have enough sex it seems. Recently she was interviewed, and She said: "I really enjoy having sex, and that's offensive to some people. Women are the quickest to call other women sluts, which I think is sad. I haven't met a lot of men who have said, 'You like having sex? What a dirty whore you are.' "

Megan, who is only 21, has also confessed it doesn't take much to get her in the mood for sex, because her raging hormones leave her in a permanent state of arousal. She's like a bitch in heat, for fucksakes.

She added: "I'm young and have a lot of hormones - I'm always in the mood! But I like sex with one person when I'm in a relationship. Sex with random people who I've met at clubs is not really my thing. I'd rather stay home and have sex all day, than even leave the house."

Are you fucking kidding me?! With Brian Austin Green?! I mean don't get me wrong, Brian Austin Green is obviously better looking that anyone writing for this website, but you're Megan Fox, you can do better than the guy that sucked face with Tori Spelling for 7 years.

Megan Fox loves to fuck, and she loves to fuck Brian Austin Green.

That sentence is a juxtapose of emotions.

I guess we can see why Brian Austin Green won't sign on to the 90210 remake show. He wants to be home as much as possible, and I can't say that I blame him.

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Megan Fox topless in Jennifers Body?! Weeee!!!!

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