Yeah, The Eva Mendes Nude Tits Pics pretty Much Sucked

Yeah, so it seemed like it was kinda a big deal when Eva Mendes posed nude in the Italian Vogue. Eva Mendes finally showed her nude breasts ( ok, I know about Training Day, but I mean in HQ still pictures)- tits with no covered nipple bullshit. Great right?

Well not really. Because the Eva Mendes nude pics pretty much sucked.

As random said in the comments of the post: Nude Eva Mendes. Well, I'll let him sum it up for you:

"Why in the fuck does it have to be all these weird fucked up photos? You have to be a shitty photographer to get one of the hottest women in the world to get naked and STILL fuck it all up."

Fucked up Indeed. Those weird fucking Italians and their fucked up Eva Mendes nude pics. What was that? All the pics were well, WEIRD. And not in a weird/trashy but still hot sort of way. Maybe it was an exercise- they wanted to make a very sexy woman lose all semblance of sexyness while having her tits out. Well, they succeeded. Eva Mendes has probably never looked less sexy than in her naked breast spread crotch photoshoot. Go figure.

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Natalie Portman Nude At Last! Naked in Wes Andersons Short Film Hotel Chevalier.

That's right boys and girls, another blog about some boobies. Why? Because thats what the hell you came here for. Not for some bullshit about Kevin Costner reading blogs, or a giant picture of Fall TV Lineups woop dee fuckin doo. Onward...

Word out of the Venice Film Festival is the hotness herself is appearing nude in a short film, a fuckin SHORT FILM, that Wes Anderson has made called Hotel Chevalier with Jason Shwartzman. This short film is a companion piece to The Darjeeling Limited and will be included on the movies DVD release, so theres gonna be a bit of a wait before your eyes see this, unless pictures are leaked, then you know we will be all over it like Devon on an orgy in a gay bar. Snoogans.

But since you obviously came here for SOME kind of tits, heres some old pics of Natalie Portman toplesss snapped on the beach.