Kim Kardashian's Boobs are Delightful. So delightful, Britney Spears wants to suckle them lesbianishly.

Call it mindless. Accuse it of havin no substance. Say it's pointless.

But this is the best post ever.


A London paper says that Britney Spears has a crush on new Playboy cover model Kim Kardashian, and she picked her as the one celebrity she'd most like to have sex with. Britney Spears is desperate to bed socialite Kim Kardashian after confessing to a secret lesbian crush on the star.

Britney over looked Hollywood heartthrobs and picked Kardashian as the celebrity she would most like to romance, reports British newspaper Daily Star.
Spears says, "I really love Kim's butt, skin and hair. Kim is a real woman. A real horny beast."

source credit: wwttd.com

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Halloween Release Week: Halloween Premiere Pics

Well the week is upon us, Rob Zombies rape, or revival, of a horror icon and childhood icon to us all will be opening on Friday. I will be doing a blog tomorrow talking about the original, and the remake, with a review coming this Friday night, in the meantime, enjoy some pics from the world premiere.

Rob Zombie

Tyler Mane - Michael Myers

Future Wife... I mean, Scout Taylor Compton

Alexander DeLarge.... Malcolm McDowell - Dr. Loomis

Kristina Klebe

Ken Foree

Danielle Harris gets naked in this movie.....

Dee Wallace

Danny Trejo

Brad Dourif AKA CHUCKY!!!
Bill Moseley

Remember them then? Yes please!

Well well well. This is a new little article I am bangin out, not much of an article, kind of a, Where are they now? Sort of thing.... Involving former stars that you would like to bang the hell out of now.....

Remember Stephanie Tanner? The cute adorable wise crack from Full House. Here is a pic of what she looked like then.......
Well since Full House she hasn't really gone on to do much except for some crystal meth apparently. Which she has since recovered from. And good lord, did she make a great recovery. So what is she up to now? Still nothing, doing nothing, not really acting, just showing up at random events. Oh and... having fantastic boobs.