Yes. I Know Today Is 4-20. Shut Up.

Good lord, back in high school, at the tender age of 16, all idiots would go on about is 4-20. Goin to get high and smoke some weed! And all I could think was, wow, how gay is that? Why do you celebrate 1 day out of the year to do something you do almost, every day out of the year? It's like if I was giving out Christmas presents every day of the year and then on 12-25 just went CRAZY about it.

It's annoying. People that lose their minds about 4-20 are even more annoying. But what is even WORSE are people in their god damn 20s 30s and 40s that are crazy about it. Really people? I mean it's not even a drug anymore. It's easier for kids to buy it than it is for them to get beer. So what the hell is the big deal?

One thing that is really annoying is Kevin Smith today. Now I am a huge Kevin Smith fan, have been for many many years. But following him on Twitter has become pretty damn annoying today with his constant posts about BLAZING UP and GET YOUR BLAZE ON! ITS 4-20! Really guy? How old are you? Twitter is flooded with people going crazy about today. And has made me click the REMOVE button on many people I was following, including one Kevin Smith.

Fact is, today is the most annoying day out of the year. I love to drink beer but do I go nuts on St. Patricks Day? No. People that worship smoking and getting high and getting their BLAZE on are pretty god damn lame and have some serious growing up to do. You know who those people remind me of? If you were a huge fan of a band, that weren't really well known, or on any major labels, and not on huge tours, but then got signed and became HUGE and all of a sudden it's fan base grew from a few thousand to millions and everywhere you go are people with the band shirts on and they go on and on about how they've been a fan for YEARS but you know they weren't. Yeah, that's who these people are that think today is the greatest day of the year.

Maybe instead of being dipshits, you should realize that Columbine happened 10 years ago today. And changed the way every kid grew up and how it basically stripped all of us of most freedom and free speech we had left in schools. No time for that, BLAZE UP IDIOTS!

The Top 5 Most Annoyingly Idiotic People On The Planet

I took a long time to think about this, and decide. Out of all the groups of people on the planet, who are the most annoying? Lets take a look at the series of people, before finally unveiling the most retarded annoying idiotic faggots on the planet.

5. First, Emo Kids.
See, Emo Kids aren't really annoying. Just lame. But I couldn't name them the MOST annoying people because emo is a fad that will soon go away. Plus every now and then I see a really hot emo girl.

4. Potty Pals.
I just made this up, seriously. What is a potty pal? Well ever been in the bathroom, taking a leak, and in walks two guys that are talking REALLY fucking loud? Even though theyre about 2 feet away from each other. I don't know about you guys but there is something about having my dick out that makes me not want to speak to other dudes. These guys annoy me, mainly just because I hate loud people.

3. Broskis
Holy cow. These guys that have 16 layers of fake tan spray on and the gallon of gel in their hair.

2. Bro Dudes.
Those guys that wear the hats to the side just a tad. And are either always wearing Tapout shirts, yet they don't know how to really fight. Or they always got the popped collar shirts. And they usually take steroids in high school to look big. Ugh. These guys come in a REAL close 2nd place.

And finally... the NUMBER 1, MOST ANNOYINGLY IDIOTIC GROUP OF PEOPLE ON THE PLANET ARE..........................................................

1. Juggalos

Holy sheep shit. These are the most pathetic people there could possibly be. See with emo kids, they will grow out of it. Bro Dudes and Guidos, will still be douche bags but at least they might do something with their lives. Potty Pals can be any number of people that might already have jobs and careers and such. But Juggalos? No hope. None. They will work fast food, or at a video store, FOREVER. They will never have a career, or any type of job that pays over 8 bucks an hour. They will never own a house, and never buy a new car. They have no future. On top of that, they listen to the WORST BAND OF ALL TIME. And worship them at that. This is what makes Juggalos, the Most Annoyingly Idiotic Group Of People On The Planet. For further proof, google search Juggalo Funeral.