RUMOR: Elisha Cuthbert Sex Tape?!?!?!?

Normally, I stray from rumors around here. When Indiana Jones 4 had its huge title announced on the VMAs I held it off as a rumor till I heard some official news from the Lucas/Spielberg camp. But this rumor is just too awesome and huge to pass up...

There is a rumor floating around that a sex tape featuring our own mascot love kitten Elisha Cuthbert, or to some of you, "that hot chick from The Girl Next Door", is possibly going to end up online. Of course this tape will end up in legal battles but apparently the person who has this tape in hand is trying to set up a website to cash in before it's too late.

We will be staying on top of this and will confirm if it is indeed a rumor, or if it is the real deal as soon as word hits the streets. But for now, grain of salt people, along with a grain of hope. God damnit shes hot.
Elisha Cuthbert bio, nudity review, pics and clips at MrSkin.com

BREAKING AWESOME NEWS: ELISHA CUTHBERT SINGLE AGAIN!

Thats right, we here at U.E. are fucking THRILLED to hear the news that Elisha Cuthbert has broken off her engagement to douche bag Sean Avery. Of course its not like any of us here can actually hook up with her, its just nice to know that shes on the available list. Here is the scoop...

According to sources close to the pair, actress Elisha Cuthbert and her hockey playing beau Sean Avery have called it quits after almost two years together.

One pal of the ex couple says it was Elisha who pulled the plug on the relationship. But don't feel bad for Sean, who didn't appear to be brokenhearted about the breakup when he was spotted hitting on Elisha’s good friend Paris Hilton at the LG House in Malibu on Aug. 26. A partygoer tells OK!, “When you asked Sean where Elisha was he shrugged his shoulders and said they had broken up.” But for all his attempts at wooing the recent jailbird, Sean was not able to convince Paris to leave with him, saying she wouldn’t do that to Elisha and walked away.

Reps for both Sean and Elisha have declined to comment on their clients' personal life.

Damn, you know you suck when you can't even hook up with Paris Hilton.