Vern Troyer Sex Tape uuuuuuggggggggghhhhhh

File this under one of the last things on the planet we needed. But TMZ is reporting that a Mini Me sex tape is in the hands of the wrong people, very very wrong people. The kinda people that are selling it and are going to release it onto DVD. Good lord. Click here to be whisked away to the moronic land of TMZ and read all about this.

How come it is always people you DONT want in sex tapes and never people you DO want? Like where is a damn Lisa Loeb sex tape? Actually I don't want that, it would just make me angry and I would hunt the bastard down that would be in that tape and give him a beat down. An old fashioned beating. One where I hit him more than he hits me and afterwards I take his shoes tie them together and throw them on telephone wires. Now a lesbian Lisa Loeb sex tape? Someone make that happen. K thanks.

Kristin Davis.... Did she make a sex tape?

Hollywood, I pose a question to you.

Why do you people make sex tapes?????

It seems like every time someone in Hollywood is stupid enough to make a sex tape, it gets released to the media! We've all seen the Pam and Tommy tape, the Kim Kardasian sex tape, you've probably even been unfortunate enough to see the Chyna and X-Pac tape... *shutters*... but now, I bring to you quite possibly one of the most wholesome actresses in Hollywood...

Kristin Davis has made a sex tape. (Possibly)


The star of Melrose Place and Sex and the City has yet to comment on the tape, but when she does I'm sure she'll deny it's her... but when you see the picture, it's pretty obvious.

The story around the net is that some dude stole the tape (in classic style) and now he's shopping it around (in classic style) and he's provided a nice little image from the tape. I for one would love to see Charlotte York getting it hard, and I'm happy to know that if any of the chicks from Sex and the City are in a sex tape, it's Kristin Davis.

So anyways, on to the seriously NOT SAFE FOR WORK picture.

Clicky, Clicky.

Update: Not even an hour after we posted this, that slut bag Perez Hilton did the same thing! Quit copying us Perez!!

Kim Kardashian Sex Tape Update!

In a press release that went out late Friday night, Vivid Entertainment says new footage has surfaced from the stack of Kim Kardashian sex tapes and they will be adding it to their website soon. Oh, and just in time for Kardashians new show on E!

With the release of a best selling sex tape, a soon-to-be-released Playboy pictorial, countless public appearances and more press than someone who is famous for doing 'nothing', Kim Kardashian has another venture in the works...A reality TV show! Keeping Up With The Kardashian's is set to air on E! beginning October 14.
Keeping up with the Kardashians will follow the life and adventures of the 26-year old model, actress and entrepreneur along with sisters Kourtney and Khloe, half sisters Kendall and Kylie, mom Kris and stepfather Bruce. The show is produced by Ryan Seacrest Productions with six episodes constituting the initial season.
While Vivid can't take all of the credit for Kim's success, we can let our fans (and Kim's) know that we're not finished with her sexy escapades on tape. New footage has emerged and will soon be making its way to KimKSuperstar.com. Keep checking the site regularly and if you're not already a member, be sure to check out what you've been missing.

**You can check now check out caps from Kim Kardashians second sex tape!


And you can download the Full issue of the November Playboy with Kim Kardashians huge spread below:

Meg White from The White Stripes now has a Sex Tape?!

So theres some girls in the world that not many people find cute. But for some reason, Meg White does it for me. I think its the whole weird black hair with fair skin Snow White kinda thing I have for chicks, especially ones with glasses. Or maybe its just cause shes famous. Or maybe because secretly I have no morals and would fuck anything that moves. Yeeoza. TMI? Who cares. To the side is her SFW pic, which took a long time to find cause actually, not many GOOD pics of her exist. But on with the show. You can head RIGHT HERE to check out the NSFW screen caps from the tape. Or you can go right over here and DOWNLOAD THE VIDEO but you might wanna hurry I doubt this is going to be up long.

Enjoy.

UPDATE: Meg's rep tells TMZ, "Some people have a very twisted sense of humor and this prank is in particularly bad taste. The tape circulating on the Internet as featuring Meg White is fake. It's definitely not Meg."

Well, not her but hey, theres some free porn for ya.

RUMOR: Elisha Cuthbert Sex Tape?!?!?!?

Normally, I stray from rumors around here. When Indiana Jones 4 had its huge title announced on the VMAs I held it off as a rumor till I heard some official news from the Lucas/Spielberg camp. But this rumor is just too awesome and huge to pass up...

There is a rumor floating around that a sex tape featuring our own mascot love kitten Elisha Cuthbert, or to some of you, "that hot chick from The Girl Next Door", is possibly going to end up online. Of course this tape will end up in legal battles but apparently the person who has this tape in hand is trying to set up a website to cash in before it's too late.

We will be staying on top of this and will confirm if it is indeed a rumor, or if it is the real deal as soon as word hits the streets. But for now, grain of salt people, along with a grain of hope. God damnit shes hot.
Elisha Cuthbert bio, nudity review, pics and clips at MrSkin.com

The End Of An Era: R.I.P. Hilton Stories

Paris Hilton is nothing but a waste of fuckin air, human flesh, and space. I am sick to god damn death of hearing about her, listening to her, and so many people thinking the world really cares. Honestly, what in the flying fuck does Paris Hilton do for the world besides get drunk get high and fuck guys? NOTHING.

We have talked about this stupid bimbo slut bag for months. And I am officially announcing, that Ultra Entertainment, will never, ever post another Paris Hilton blog ever again save for ONE more time. The ONLY time you will see another blog about her, will be when we are celebrating her much, much needed death.

Paris Hilton was a fucking NO BODY, and then she made a sex tape, wow. Big fucking deal. Paris Hilton is such a piece of fucking dog shit and her vagina probably smells like a god damn circus tent AFTER the show is over. Paris Hilton is worthless, and when she dies, the world will celebrate.

The End.

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