File this under one of the last things on the planet we needed. But TMZ is reporting that a Mini Me sex tape is in the hands of the wrong people, very very wrong people. The kinda people that are selling it and are going to release it onto DVD. Good lord. Click here to be whisked away to the moronic land of TMZ and read all about this.
How come it is always people you DONT want in sex tapes and never people you DO want? Like where is a damn Lisa Loeb sex tape? Actually I don't want that, it would just make me angry and I would hunt the bastard down that would be in that tape and give him a beat down. An old fashioned beating. One where I hit him more than he hits me and afterwards I take his shoes tie them together and throw them on telephone wires. Now a lesbian Lisa Loeb sex tape? Someone make that happen. K thanks.