Tuesday, June 24, 2008

The Coreys Were NOT Molested By Michael Jackson

Seriously people, he was found not guilty, deal with it. Everyones going ape shit over the Coreys revealing that they were both molested as kids. And now everyone is saying OMFG IT WAS MICHAEL JACKSON HE RAPED THE COREYS!!!

No, he didn't so shut the hell up. Proof? Feldman himself says, "People can say whatever they want, but it wasn't Michael, he and I have our own issues, but that wasn't one of them. The guy that did this to me was my assistant. I was still a virgin at the time. I hadn't even had sex with a girl. So for me it was just kind of bewildering."

There end of story, stop going crazy about Michael Jackson rapping a frog brother. Plus, The Two Coreys is one of the most pathetically scripted reality shows in the history of TV. Not to reality tv producers, if you are going to script your reality shows, at least get people on the show that can actually ACT.