The Coreys Were NOT Molested By Michael Jackson

Seriously people, he was found not guilty, deal with it. Everyones going ape shit over the Coreys revealing that they were both molested as kids. And now everyone is saying OMFG IT WAS MICHAEL JACKSON HE RAPED THE COREYS!!!

No, he didn't so shut the hell up. Proof? Feldman himself says, "People can say whatever they want, but it wasn't Michael, he and I have our own issues, but that wasn't one of them. The guy that did this to me was my assistant. I was still a virgin at the time. I hadn't even had sex with a girl. So for me it was just kind of bewildering."

There end of story, stop going crazy about Michael Jackson rapping a frog brother. Plus, The Two Coreys is one of the most pathetically scripted reality shows in the history of TV. Not to reality tv producers, if you are going to script your reality shows, at least get people on the show that can actually ACT.

Lost Boys 3?! Lost Boys Comics?! The Two Coreys 2?!

Corey Feldman wrote a blog. It's true, I read it. And in it he states...

"Lost Boys 2 is on the way and from what Warner Bros. is saying it looks great, they are already talking about doing a third…..;) we’ll see! They have also commissioned a 4 issue series of comics that DC comics will be releasing with my image as Edgar Frog, telling the story of what happened between the first and second movie."

I am very skeptic for Lost Boys 2, obviously, I love the first one. But the second? Hmmm, I am happy that they snagged the original Frog Brothers for it though. And I would for sure snag the comic to find out what happened between the two movies. He also ponders another season of The Two Coreys, which I stopped after 3 episodes, I know some reality shows are scripted, but this was painfully obviously scripted.

"the powers that be at the A&E network have ordered a second season of “The Two Corey’s”. Will I do it? Should I do it? Frustrating isn’t it. Welcome to my world! haha….. Let’s just say we are currently having creative talks and negotiations to see if we can find a way to continue the show even given the broken state that Haim and my relationship is in ."

Honestly, negotiating? Seriously, Haim, Feldman, do the fuckin show, like you both have shit to do anyways.