Thursday, June 26, 2008

Vern Troyer Sex Tape uuuuuuggggggggghhhhhh

File this under one of the last things on the planet we needed. But TMZ is reporting that a Mini Me sex tape is in the hands of the wrong people, very very wrong people. The kinda people that are selling it and are going to release it onto DVD. Good lord. Click here to be whisked away to the moronic land of TMZ and read all about this.

How come it is always people you DONT want in sex tapes and never people you DO want? Like where is a damn Lisa Loeb sex tape? Actually I don't want that, it would just make me angry and I would hunt the bastard down that would be in that tape and give him a beat down. An old fashioned beating. One where I hit him more than he hits me and afterwards I take his shoes tie them together and throw them on telephone wires. Now a lesbian Lisa Loeb sex tape? Someone make that happen. K thanks.


8 comments:

  1. this guy is like a less funny what would tyler durden do

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  2. Thanks! Being compared to a very successful gossip site is good news.

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  3. You know what, screw it, I want to see this. I don't care how disgusting it is or how much I have to control myself from vomiting, I want to see how these two people manage to have sex.

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  4. I think the worst part of this is from the looks of things, the chick in said tape is hotter than any chick any of us will ever have in our life.

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  5. Hey speak for yourself

    Actually, yea you can speak for me too. I guess it goes to show that money really is all you need to get super hot chicks.

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  6. Its true. Women go on and on all pissy when we call them gold diggers and bitches, but you never see a dude with an ugly rich bitch but you ALWAYS see a chick with an ugly rich guy.

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  7. I actually like this site better than wwtdd for movie and video game news.....but wwtdd has more news on hot ladies....so i choose to visit both still.

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  8. I agree, I rather see a post of Paris Hilton sex tape on here, or a hot celeb bitch, not midget me!

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