Wednesday, September 5, 2007
BREAKING AWESOME NEWS: ELISHA CUTHBERT SINGLE AGAIN!
Thats right, we here at U.E. are fucking THRILLED to hear the news that Elisha Cuthbert has broken off her engagement to douche bag Sean Avery. Of course its not like any of us here can actually hook up with her, its just nice to know that shes on the available list. Here is the scoop...
According to sources close to the pair, actress Elisha Cuthbert and her hockey playing beau Sean Avery have called it quits after almost two years together.
One pal of the ex couple says it was Elisha who pulled the plug on the relationship. But don't feel bad for Sean, who didn't appear to be brokenhearted about the breakup when he was spotted hitting on Elisha’s good friend Paris Hilton at the LG House in Malibu on Aug. 26. A partygoer tells OK!, “When you asked Sean where Elisha was he shrugged his shoulders and said they had broken up.” But for all his attempts at wooing the recent jailbird, Sean was not able to convince Paris to leave with him, saying she wouldn’t do that to Elisha and walked away.
Reps for both Sean and Elisha have declined to comment on their clients' personal life.
Damn, you know you suck when you can't even hook up with Paris Hilton.