Kobe, how does my ass taste?

That is the question asked by Shaq as he raps about Kobe sucking. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

The Goonies Game for Nintendo Wii NEEDS to happen, Here is Video Proof as to Why!

So, for years now, all of us Goonies fans have surely at one time or another thought about how cool a video game based on the Goonies would be, especially since the next gen consoles can do so much and have so much depth. Well the closest we've come to a Goonies game is the old Nintendo versions that hardly resembled ANYthing that was seen in the movie. Well, the following video illustrates PERFECTLY why the Goonies for Nintendo Wii would be one of the most fun games EVER. I always thought about the cool mysteries and puzzles to solve, picking which character you wanted to play as etc., but THIS video shows another side, having to truffle shuffle your way to victory! Not only that, but turning One Eyed Willy's keys, working out with Brand, the list goes on and on! We can even see eating with Chunk, hair combing with Mouth, and using an inhaler with Mikey! Ahh Nintendo, this is THE franchise game that needs to be made! The Goonies for Nintendo Wii.....It All Starts Here!

Over 20 Years Late, But Goonies Toys are Coming!

As an avid collector of the WWE Classic Series and Rocky figure lines, I've been keeping watch over the big Toy Fair going on this weekend to see what the 2007 lineups will bring. To my surprise, I caught a tidbit from ActionFigureCollectors.com when I was looking over the news from Toy Fair. The news was that after over 20 years, the Goonies are finally getting their own action figures. After thinking about it, it's hard to believe that one of the most well known cult classics of all time never got action figures. Well now thanks to Mezco, we will finally see a Goonies line of action figures. Series 1 will include Mikey, Mouth, Chunk, Data, and Sloth. And there is already talk of series 2 featuring the Fratelli's and all the other main characters, as well as accessories like treasure maps and One Eyed Willy's ship! This is awesome news to me, I rarely find a series of figures to collect, but this is definitely one I'll be picking up. It's great to see these movies finally getting a great toy line, and just like Rocky, I'm sure this collection will be truly awesome to see in action figure form!