Fuck you, Jamie Foxx. You too, Billy Bob Thornton.

I don't like Jamie Foxx. Plain and simple. Never have. The guy is an OKAY actor, not great, definitely not amazing. I saw Ray, it was OKAY. Yeah, he sounded like Ray Charles when he sang. The acting... eh, didn't do it for me. I kinda liked that movie he did with Tom Cruise, but that's only because Tom Cruise was bad ass in that movie. I don't even remember what it was called? Collateral Damage? Or was that the Arnold Schwarzenegger movie? Anyway, every time I see Jamie Foxx on an award show (why was he at the Country Music Awards???) he is promoting himself. He comes up to present, and he goes on for like 3 or 4 minutes about himself, his new album that's out, he'll crack a couple race jokes (ala CMA's where he cracked jokes about being a black guy at the awards, regardless of Damien Rucker's nomination) and then he'll promote a new movie, and then announce an award. Now there's this whole thing with him talking shit about Miley Cyrus. Whatever. Who cares if he thinks Miley has big gums? The bitch does! But now he is apologizing all over the place, saying how he was wrong, and he's a Christian and should set a better example. Yes, this is the same guy who immediately thanks God when he wins awards (he doesn't deserve) is the same guy that talks shit about 16 year old teenage girls on the radio. So bottomline, I'm sick of fucking Jamie Foxx stinking everything up. His music sucks, his movies are whack, and the guy is a douche.

Billy Bob Thornton. I used to think you were the fucking man. Then you went to Canada and turned in to a huge pussy. Where's the Billy Bob Thornton that fucked chicks in limos on the way to the Oscar... no not just chicks, but ANGELINA dude! You were getting the hottest ass on the planet at the time. Now, you're boo hooing because some Canadian dude mentioned on his radio show that you were an actor, even though you were there to promote your lousy band... in which you are a DRUMMER. What's even worse is, you were pissed because the guy didn't stick to the scripted points you gave him pre-interview. You were mad because he went on to an unapproved topic. What kind of douche goes on public radio, and tries to dictate what the interviewer can and can not talk about? Then, it hits an uproar, everyone starts freaking out about it, and what do you do Billy? You pull out of the rest of the tour and cancel and go back home to California. That makes you a huge pussy, just so you know. You Billy Bob - the man who once put his dick in Angelina Jolie and got naked with Halle Berry - you have become a huge fucking tool.

Billy Bob Thornton Is An Ass Face!

So word comes out today that before David Duchovny hit rehab for sex addiction, him and Tea Leoni split up. Why? What does this have to do with Billy Bob being an ass face?

Tea Leoni was cheating on her husband, David Duchovny. With hack actor Billy Bob Thornton. Yeah, Billy Bob goes after mens wives. And he went after Hank Moodys wife this time. And you just don't fuckin do that. Not call Billy Bob, not cool.

What's wrong Billy Bob? Are you pissed your name is Billy Bob? Are you pissed that David Duchovny has one of the best shows in the history of TV and you have an ever growing list of shitty movie after shitty movie? Like The Alamo. Fucks sake. Go fuck yourself Billy Bob, I hope Hank Moody kicks your ass only like Hank Moody would.

Oh yeah, Tea Leoni sucks too she hasn't made a decent movie since Bad Boys.

Entertaining News from Everywhere.

So here's some headlines from the across the intranets today:

A Texas sheriff's office believes they've caught the elusive Chupacabra on film. Click here to see the video.
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On Wednesday, three "Bigfoot" hunters claimed they found the body of the elusive creature in the wilds of Georgia. They're having a press conference on Friday in Palo Alto, CA and will reveal the details then. DNA evidence will supposedly be presented to prove their case. The Bigfoot discoverers said the creature is more than 7 feet tall and weighs about 500 pounds. Its flat feet are similar to humans and its foot print is 16 3/4 inches long.
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Pineapple Express star James Franco has revealed that we could be seeing a Pineapple Express-meets-Superbad flick on the big screen!

Franco told MTV:

“Even before ‘Superbad’ came out, I think the studio was trying to get [Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg] to write a sequel, but they really didn’t want to write a sequel. I guess the kids would go to college or something like that [that was the studio's idea]. And so, an answer to that was to do a ‘Superbad’/'Pineapple Express’ crossover, an unprecedented crossover movie with two directors, Greg Motolla and David Gordon Green, each directing half of the movie and somehow these characters get together, which doesn’t make sense at all, but could work.”

Rogen himself has stated that he’d be interested in a “Pineapple” sequel. But how would he combine the two universes? Just ask Franco.

“I could sell them [the characters from 'Superbad'] something, but I think we’d want some action, so you know, somehow the kids get in trouble somehow and we have to get them out of it. And Seth plays characters in both movies, so somehow we’d have to kill one of them off.”
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According to reports, Billy Bob Thornton has been cast as Freddy Krueger for the Nightmare On Elm Street remake.

The original Freddy, Robert Englund, says he thinks Billy Bob is an "excellent choice" and, "A big budget should mean the film will look a lot better than some of the old movies."
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