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Kelly Clarkson... you're okay by me.

See there's a story here, Kelly Clarkson and I have never truly gotten along that well. In fact, a little while ago I would've probably said she was the female pop star who I liked the least, but ya know... times change, and people change, and something magical happened between me and Kelly Clarkson.

Fans of this blog, especially the ones that have stuck around for a while, probably know that I have an eclectic taste in music, usually exhalted and condemned by *cough* certain *cough* other writers here, but music is one of those things, where it shouldn't matter who or what you like, as long as it makes you happy. Music is a lot like love in that regard. Long story short, I like crappy music, I'll admit it, and I don't care because when I listen to it I feel better.

So how did it come to be that I hated Kelly Clarkson? Well, I always liked her on American Idol the first season, I even voted for her for the finale... but then she got all big and got all snotty and turned in to this big diva and when people do that kind of shit when they get famous it pisses me off... so I started to not like Kelly. Then, that Breakaway album came out and I really got so tired of constantly hearing every fucking song on that album everytime I turned on the radio or TV. It was soooo played out. THEN, I'm driving through Memphis right, rush hour traffic, and my roommate decides she wants to listen to some Kelly Clarkson... I had been making her listen to Rufus Wainwright or Bright Eyes I'm sure, so I thought it was fair to give her a turn... and what happens? I'm so disgusted by Kelly and this horrible cd that I got in a god damn wreck. I was bitching about how much it sucked and didn't even see some idiot with a trailer on his truck swerve in front of me and slam on the breaks. So that was it, I had had it with Kelly Clarkson. She was causing too much trouble.

Then a funny thing happened, she kinda fell of the radar, and I watched The 40 Year Old Virgin like 100 times and so her name kinda to me started to be funny. If I thought of Kelly Clarkson, I thought of Steve Carell screaming her name out and it would make me chuckle. Then I started seeing all these pictures of her and she's gotten kinda chubby and that made me laugh too. So Kelly started to work her way back in to my good graces. This week, my roommate got her hands on the new cd and wouldn't shut the fuck up about how awesome it was and how I needed to download and have a listen. So to shut her up, I decided I'd go ahead and give it a listen. I'll pretty much listen to anything anyone tells me to listen to, because I don't want to miss out on something I might like because I thought it sounded lame. Don't judge a book by it's cover sorta thing.

Here's the thing... this new cd is really good. It's kinda Katy Perry-ish. I can see a lot of singles coming off this cd and really probably being one of those summer soundtrack deals. She's not as dark and moody as her last couple albums and that's a good thing. I like the upbeat, up tempo songs. So anyways, I've gone on long enough about this as is, so just go download or buy or w/e this cd and then come back and sound off in the comments if you like it or not!

I'm calling it.

Michelle Obama is the most bangable first lady since Jackie Kennedy, and that ain't saying much. For some reason all the news outlets are freaking out right now over this picture, her first official portrait from the White House. I guess I should mention it's a Michael Kors dress, which if you had told me she was wearing Michael Kors I would've assumed it was a black blazer and blue denims.... but what do I know? And yes I went from talking about banging this broad to commenting on her fashion. That's how we roll at Devon Lohan.

Diddy needs to get the fuck off Twitter.

So you know I recently started twittering, and so far it's been going really great... until today. Today, Diddy had to ruin it for all of us.

Seriously, Diddy. Shut the fuck up. The only way you're having sex for 36 hours is if you're stroking yourself... which we all know you're really fucking good at.

X Box 360 Fanboys = Retarded

So I just got into an argument with yet another 360 Fanboy and I had to put him in his place.

See his deal was that the 360 is outselling the PS3 big time. Hey that's fine with me, like I said, the Honda Civic outsells the Ferrari, does that mean the Civic is more bad ass? Fuck no. His proof is that the problem for Sony is the PS3 is much more expensive than the 360, when actually, it's not. So to all 360 Fanboys, follow along so you can shut up about the prices already.

80GB PS3 = $399
60GB X Box 360 = $299

Hmmmm 20 GB less, but whatever..... now you buy your consoles, and you get home, and you hook shit up.

PS3= Place where you would like, plug it all in and go.
X Box 360 = Plug it all in and then, wait where the hell can I put this fucking thing?!

Great now I gotta move cords around and move electronics to make room for this fuckin brick!

And now you wanna play some games online wireless....

PS3 = Go into your settings, connect your network. Boom done.
X Box 360 = Fuck! Gotta go back to the store and buy a damn Wireless Adapter?! $99

Alright got my wireless thing, let's get online to play some games!

PS3 = Pop in game, get started.
X Box 360 = Alright, X Box Silver works since it's free. Hmm wait a minute I can't play with my friends?! WTF upgrade to GOLD?! = $50.

Alright, finally ready to play! Wait a minute my controller doesn't work? Aw fuck no batteries?!

PS3 = Plug in, recharge.
X Box 360 = Buy AA batteries forever costing more and more $ or get rechargeable controllers around $30.

Alright fucks sake after buying a wireless adapter, buying a Live account, and having to go buy new batteries I am finally ready to play! Alright that was fun, I think I'll take a break and watch a movie!

PS3 =












X Box 360 =








Sigh... alright... now I am done watching my non High Def movie on my 360.... I think I will play some more Halo..... WAIT A MINUTE WTF IS THIS?!!?
CLICK THE RED RING OF DEATH TO HEAR WHAT 360 FANS HEAR WHEN THEY SEE THIS!

Final costs for gamers for all this say after 5 years?

PS3 = $399

X Box 360 = Roughly Around $650

Now please, 360 fans. Shut the hell up. And go away. I am going to go play my free online games now and watch Dark Knight on BluRay. Have fun in your non-high def world kids.