Trailer: Race to Witch Mountain

When I first read about this remake of the classic Disney film, which was very much camp and hilarious, not to mention named ESCAPE to Witch Mountain, I was a little perturbed. I grew up watching the classic live action Disney movies, and this was one of those situations where I felt like it didn't need to be remade. Then I saw the trailer.

'Race to Witch Mountain' Teaser Trailer @ Yahoo! Video

Suffice to say, my mind was changed. That movie looks awesome.

DevonLohan.com Delivers Disneyworld Honeymoons!

Yep, I"m back, and glad to report, that as I reported in my original post about going on a Honeymoon for 30 bucks or less, I indeed had a week long honey moon in Orlando on all the big bucks made here DevonLohan.com! Good times were had by all, and its amazing how you can stretch 30 bucks over 4 Disney parks, 1 water park, 2 Universal Studios parks, and even a TNA Wrestling pay per view, whew. Had to come back here and thank our ever growing reader base, and daily traffic that held more than steady in all the time off. If not for you our fan base, I wouldn't have been able to live large last week, and have the great experience of having Mickey Mouse himself try to take off with my new bride, and nearly having to have words. I'm almost glad that I was "exposed" by a former writer here, who told the world ALL about my secret plan to use all the cash made here at DL to fund my honeymoon. It's given me the chance to spread the good word about 30 dollar honeymoons, and maybe you too, can someday make 30 bucks with your own website, and have a grand desitination wedding and honeymoon of your own! Just takes a lot of hard work!

The Weekend Comes Early

As some of you know, we usually take the weekends off from posting news unless something huge breaks. And well news the past couple weeks has been pretty much dead, or just full of shit. And with fellow writer D$ out at the place known as Disneyworld, tomorrow morning I will buy tickets to Disneyland. Not sure when D$ gets back, but I am sure hell pick up the slack over the weekend (as I know hell be back in the next couple days). Either way, we will be off till D$ returns and as I myself return next Tuesday. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

The Jungle Cruise Ride Movie from Disneyland is on the way!

The movies based off rides so far are hit and miss. So far Pirates Of The Caribbean is obviously the best by far. The Haunted Mansion and Country Bears movies on the other hand, ehhhhhhhh. But this sounds promising, but it also sounds like Captain Ron. Dick Cook chairman for Disney had the following to say.

There will be a family involved. The skipper will play a very important role. He'll be more of an Indiana Jones kind of guy, with a little Jack Sparrow in him, who's going to be able to take this family on an adventure that they never dreamed they were going to be on when they first got on board. In true Disney fashion, it will definitely have the adventure and the intensity—but also the heart and the fun. We hope we have a good outline of where we want to go and what we want to do with it in the next year.

High School Musical star, Vanessa Hudgens gets naked! Nude! In the flesh!

There has been a rumor floating around for about a week now that High School Musical star, Vanessa Hudgens, 18, decided it would be a good idea to take nude pictures of herself a couple months ago for boyfriend and co-star, Zac Efron. Apparently she wasn't familiar with the formula naked + pictures = Internet. I only bring this up because the first supposed picture has shown up online. It's hard to tell if it's Vanessa or not, I'll let you figure that out, because I'm just mostly trying to figure out if this isn't some big conspiracy to hide the fact that Zac Efron is gay. He looks like he'd rather have a tea party or design a Build-A-Bear with Vanessa Hudgens than see her naked.


TMZ confirmed the nude picture is real:

A naked photo of "High School Musical" star Vanessa Hudgens has been making the rounds on the Internet and TMZ can confirm that it's real. In a statement to TMZ, Hudgens' rep says, "This was a photo which was taken privately. It is a personal matter and it is unfortunate that this has become public." The National Enquirer was the first to report of the photo's existence, and it has since surfaced on various blogs across the net. Hudgens, 18, is dating her "HSM" co-star, Zac Efron."

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Review: Ratatouille

Anyone that knows me, knows my love for Disney. Pixar is what is holding Disney cartoons together. Lately Disney has just been putting out nothing but terrible half assed cartoons, and direct to video sequels to their classics. Which were terrible as well. But every year or two, Pixar comes along and shows what Disney has to offer. Ratatouille is the new Pixar pic on the block. And it, like all others before, pleases and entertains me.


This ranks pretty high up there too, Cars, Finding Nemo, A Bugs Life were all good, but not as awesome as the likes of Toy Story and The Incredibles. Ratatouille ranks somewhere in between the two. I mean don't get me wrong, being in the middle of Toy Story and Finding Nemo is a great place to be. It just didn't have the awesome factor going for it that The Incredibles did.

Ratatouille is a story about a boy, and his rat. It seems to me that the writer and director, Brad Bird, basically rewrote the movie Willard into a kids cartoon. And hey it works! The rat loves to cook, and the boy has no idea how to, and he works in a kitchen of one of the most famous places to eat in Paris. One day the rat is cooking up and is caught by the boy, and all think the boy is responsible for cooking up this great meal, and now he is forced from being the garbage boy, to being a cook. Since he has no idea how to, he hides the rat inside of his huge chefs hat, and the rat basically controls the boy like a puppet, by tugging his hair, he is able to whip up the best tasting food in Paris. Of course there are other factors in the movie, Remys, the rats, family is against this, because they believe all humans are the enemy and want all rats dead. And of course the boys love interest, the fellow cook in the kitchen.

And of course, this plays out like you would expect it, people find out about the rat, boy and rat have a falling out, boy and girl have a falling out. There is the evil head chef, and the very picky and mean food critic that comes along. But it is still another great Pixar movie. Not as great as Brad Birds last movie, The Incredibles, which definatley needs a sequel. But this movie is definatley up there. I would give this a 4 out of 5 stars. I liked it alot more than Cars, and liked it alot more then Finding Nemo. And of course any kid in the world will go nuts for this movie, as well as adults. This is a pretty short review mainly because well, I am short on time, and also, its a Disney Pixar movie and you pretty much know what you are going to get when you go see it, which is greatness. And I highly recommend you to check this out if you are a Disney Pixar fan on June 29th.