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THE USER.

Shia Labeouf Arrested!

The 21-year-old actor who garnered fame on the Disney Channel was arrested downtown early this morning after allegedly refusing to leave a Walgreens.

Shia LaBeouf, who starred in "Disturbia" and "Transformers," and stars in the upcoming Indiana Jones sequel, was arrested about 2:25 a.m. at the store at 757 N. Michigan Ave., Chicago police spokesman Marcel Bright said.

A security guard summoned police after LaBeouf refused several commands to leave the store, Bright said.

The guard signed a complaint against the actor, who was cited on a misdemeanor count of trespassing.

LaBeouf, a California resident, was taken to the Near North police district and posted bail about 7 a.m., Bright said

His next court date is Nov. 28.

LaBeouf starred on the Disney Channel's "Even Stevens."

Los Angeles Lakers have some real dumb fans....

So tonight was the Phoenix Suns home opener against the Lakers, this is the 2nd game of the season for both teams. And well much like last year, the Suns got beat pretty damned bad by the Lakers. It was a pretty pathetic game, I should know, I was there.

Every year I go to the Suns home opener, and I try to go to as many games during said year as possible, sometimes they lose, sometimes they win, thats how it goes. But holy shit, I was not ready for this.

I will do this blog, by pointing out the many reasons why Laker fans are complete idiots and have no mental power...

First off, tonight after the Suns lost, and the game was over, Laker fans went freakin CRAZY. You would have thought this was Game 2 of the Finals, not Game 2 of the season. I am watching these Laker fans go ballistic, and just thinking to myself, wow, they won the 2nd game of the season, theres 80 more to go. And with the Suns losing, right now uh, the Suns are 1-1, and the Lakers are 1-1, what the hell are we celebrating?

Also, there was a lot of Laker fans around, but I really am not sure why I dare call them Laker fans. Find me a Laker fan that has any other players jersey besides Kobe Bryant and Ill give you a dollar. Every, single, "Laker" fan there, had a Kobe jersey. No Brown jerseys, or Walton, no Odom either. Just BRYANT jerseys. I wonder what the hell the Los Angeles Kobe fans are gonna do when hes traded in the next year?

As I walked out of the arena, an obnoxious Kobe fan approached me, yelling YEAH GO LAKERS FUCK YEAH GO LAKERS WOOOOO!!!! Alright, well I stopped him and said simply, "Hey yeah man go Lakers! They beat the Suns in the 1st game of the season last year too!" And he nodded and grinned like a fool, as I continued... "Hey remember what happened AFTER the season?!" He looked at my confused, as I said, "You know, the Playoffs. Actually, do you remember the last 2 Playoff rounds? What happened to the Los Angeles Kobes then? They, kinda get eliminated, by the Suns? Just a bit? Why dont ya go work on that Kobe novel, come up with some story ideas, a little character development? Hmmm?" He looked sad, and shuffled away, as I laughed at him.

Laker fans, stop disgracing the NBA with your idiotic tendencies. Grow up. The Lakers are now 1-1 WOOO!!! Only 80 more games to go! Boosh!!!

And in closing, this is by far my favorite bit of Laker fans. These videos are all over youtube.com they feature Kobes big huge mega 51 point game agains the Suns. The person that uploaded this video says.....

"Watch Kobe torch the Suns."

Now folks, indeed watch Kobe torch the Suns, but do something that this person failed to do, keep an eye on the scoreboard.....



Sigh.... Here ya go Laker fans, I got another video for ya. Goodnight!

Kim Kardashian's Boobs are Delightful. So delightful, Britney Spears wants to suckle them lesbianishly.

Call it mindless. Accuse it of havin no substance. Say it's pointless.

But this is the best post ever.


A London paper says that Britney Spears has a crush on new Playboy cover model Kim Kardashian, and she picked her as the one celebrity she'd most like to have sex with. Britney Spears is desperate to bed socialite Kim Kardashian after confessing to a secret lesbian crush on the star.

Britney over looked Hollywood heartthrobs and picked Kardashian as the celebrity she would most like to romance, reports British newspaper Daily Star.
Spears says, "I really love Kim's butt, skin and hair. Kim is a real woman. A real horny beast."

source credit: wwttd.com

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Horror Movies Are Great.... But The Directors of Them? Eh.

People, like myself, worship horror movies. I am more old school though. Horror movies these days are pretty damn terrible, except Saw, but even the Saw movies are ho hum, I mean honestly the characters in those movies are all the same person, you know what youre gonna get when you sit to watch, but its better than the PG-13 horror shit. Like The Ring, ugh.

But that is not what I am here to talk about, what I am talking about is, why are these movies worshipped, and the directors of them considered legends, when really, the directors suck. Lets start off with....

John Carpetner. Now I am starting with him because he is not too shabby. He has some classics under his belt, Halloween, Big Trouble In Little China, They Live, Christine, Escape From New York, The Thing, but what has he done lately? After he made They Live he went on to do Memoirs Of An Invisible Man, remember that movie? I didnt until I looked him up. Then we got shit like Village Of The Damned, Ghosts Of Mars, Vampires, and.... ugh... Escape From LA. And some of his older classics, are only classics because of the cheeseyness of them. Either way, John Carpenter has made some great genere flicks but, he kinda stinks... but not as bad as the rest of these icons of horror....

Wes Craven. Holy fucking crap. Fuck this guy. The ONLY good movie he has done is A Nightmare On Elm Street. The Last House On The Left? Sorry but it was fuckin boring. The Hills Have Eyes? Retarded. And yes, I am one of the few in the world that realize the Scream if a fucking stupid movie. Shocker? People Under The Stairs? Well those are at least so stupid that theyre entertaining. But then we got totally out of left field... Music From The Heart? What the hell?? Vampire in Brooklyn, Cursed, Red Eye?? Why do so many people think hes so great when all he makes is mediocre bullshit??

Tobe Hooper. The man behind The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Great horror flick. One of the best ever, but other than that? What has he done? Direct to video, or box office bombs, pices of horror trash. The studio thought he was great and gave him Poltergeist to make but he was fuckin it up so much Spielberg had to step in and say "here let me show you how to do this shit, ah fuck it I will just do it myself." Zelda Rubinstein was quoted as saying "when I was filming my scenes, Steven was the one directing them."

Sean S. Cunningham. He made Friday The 13th, can you name any of his other movies? Without looking it up. Yeah, me either.

Clive Barker. Hellraiser. Other than that, same as the above guys, one great horror movie then a slew of films that try desperately to do the same as that one key film. But fail.

Very very few people that direct horror movies actually make it out of the genre alive, Sam Raimi being a perfect example, and Peter Jackson. Both started off in the horror world and escaped to go on to two of the biggest directors in Hollywood. So how come they did it, but the others cant? Well because they stepped away from the horror world, they did not attempt over and over to recapture the success of the early horror movies that they made that put them on the map.

So why are people like Wes Craven, John Carpenter, George Romaro, Tobe Hooper, and others still talked about and around even though their newer movies suck, dont do much at the box office, and nothing they do are as great as they used to be. Well because they were the firsts. They showed the world today the horror franchise and gave the world todays Movie Monsters. Michael, Freddy, Jason, Chucky. No one has been able to bring around a true horror legend like those guys did. There have been many attempts, like Ghostface, Jigsaw, The Creeper, and more, but none as great as Michael Myers, or Jason Voorhees. And Im not sure if there ever will be. Carpenter, Craven, Hooper, brought us the best horror movie icons there will ever be. And that all us horror movie fans need.