Adam Walsh Killer Identified... 27 Years Later.

Better now than never I guess right? For those wondering who in the blue fuck Adam Walsh is, he is the son of John Walsh, host/creator of Americas Most Wanted. John created the show after his son Adam was abducted and murdered, actually, Adam was decapitated.

Ottis Toole, admitted to killing Adam years ago, but it was never made official if he really did or not. But today the case is officially closed as Hollywood, Florida police tied up all the loose ends.

I guess at one end, John Walsh could find some closure in this, even though the killer was already in prison, and died 12 years ago in prison, it probably would have been better for John Walsh to find the killer himself and bring him to justice, but at least now he knows who did it, and knows that that person served time for the other murders Ottis Toole committed.

If you're wondering wtf this news has to do with this site, well Americas Most Wanted is a show on TV. And the kidnapping/murder of Adam Walsh was a HUGE media frenzy back in 1981. So there ya have it, we cover it all. Plus I'm one of those people that find it interesting to read about serial killers and how crazy they are. So I've watched countless specials on MSNBC and E! about this murder among others. And it's good to see that all those questions marks that have been bugging John Walsh for 27 years can now turn into periods.

Interesting note, Ottis Toole was once cellmates with Ted Bundy.

Rob Zombie To Continue Fucking Up Halloween

Rob Zombie has signed on to write and direct Halloween 2, for release October of 09. His first attempt was fuckin shit. I hate Rob Zombie as a director, and his albums have progressively gotten worse and worse. He claims that this Halloween 2 won't resemble the original Halloween 2. Kinda like he claimed that his version of Halloween wouldn't resemble the original and how it would be HIS vision, but then the entire 2nd half of the movie was a retarded 12 year old with his parents video camera exact REMAKE of the original movie.

Whatever Rob Zombie, you suck. You just rip off other movies and give them new titles and claim them as your own, then you got called out on it so now you're just straight up remaking bullshit. Go fuck yourself. House Of 1000 Corpses = Texas Chainsaw, Devils Rejects = Natural Born Killers, and Halloween = uh, yeah you get where this is going. You suck you have no original vision, you fail. Goodnight.

Things Back To Normal Tomorrow

Good news. My maternity leave ends tomorrow, which means news will begin to trickle back to your eyes on this site tomorrow. Till then, I leave you with this.

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Hancock 2?!

Hancock was a strange movie. The trailers and previews made it out to be this wacky comedy where Will Smith is this grumpy superhero. Like a superhero version of Bad Santa is the best way to describe it. But actually, it was more like a dramatic action movie where Will Smith is a grumpy superhero. Not much comedy was around.

If you saw the movie, you had a feeling that something wasn't right. Upon further digging I found out that the studio got the mitts on the movie and fucked it all up. Originally Hancock was R rated. And had a pretty dark tone to the movie. But it was Will Smith and 4th of July so the studio chopped the movie to shit and edited all up to make it PG-13 and more appealing to people. Which is stupid but whatever.

Anyways Will Smith has revealed a Hancock 2 is in the works, which I am actually happy about. I kinda liked Hancock for what it was, and if they do the sequel right it could be a good movie.

Also, for those that have seen it, what the fuck is with the DVD art spoiling the whole movie? For those that have no idea what I'm talking about, and don't mind a spoiler, here we go. In the movie Will Smith is alone in the world. The only one of his kind. He also had amnesia, he has no idea where he came from, or how he got there. It is revealed near the end that Charlize Theron has the powers that he has as well, and they are not superheros or any of that stuff, but they are in fact Gods. When two Gods are near each other, their powers fade but apart they are very powerful. Anyways, all kinds of stuff goes on, but I find it strange that the studio decided to obviously show that Theron is a "superhero" of sorts on the DVD cover, kinda blowing the surprise at the end for everyone.

Anyways, Hancock 2. Cool. I'm there.

Where the Hell is Everybody?

I'm sure by now you're wondering where the staff of DevonLohan.com has disappeared to, but let me assure you we have not gone far. Unfortunately, I've been swamped at work training new hires for a company that just laid off 12,000 people, and in better news, our very own Random Villain became a proud papa! Congratulations to him and Mrs. Villain. Everyone else ... well ... who knows what they're doing?! Either way, we've all been a little busy!

Keep checking back though, we'll be back maybe as soon as this weekend! Thanks!