BREAKING NEWS: Britney Spears and Kevin Federline Custody Case comes to a Close!

Holy shit!

A Los Angeles judge confirmed this week what we’ve all suspected all along, that Britney Spears still has a substance abuse problem.

And, if she wants to keep her two kids, she’s gonna have to get sober and stay clean!

“Based on the evidence presented, the Court finds that there is a habitual, frequent, and continuous use of controlled substances by Petitioner [Spears],” will have to undergo testing for controlled substances and alcohol. The testing shall be conducted twice per week on random dates and times, and the results will be forwarded to the court.

In addition to drug testing, Britney and Kevin - who still maintain 50/50 custody of Tater Tot and Small Fry - will have to both adhere to a long list of court-ordered demands:

· Neither Brit nor K-fed can take Sean and Jayden out of state without the written consent of the other.

· The exes cannot make derogatory statements about each other.

· Both parents must complete the “Parenting Without Conflict” program.

· Each party is restrained from using corporal punishment with the children or allowing anyone else to.

· They are required to engage in joint co-parenting counseling.

· Neither party may consume alcohol or non-prescription controlled substances 12 hours prior to taking custody of the children.

· They must ensure that any prospective childcare professionals hold valid Red Cross infant CPR training.

While the responsibilities for Federline end there, Judge Gordon tacked on an extra list of tasks for Spears. In order to maintain the current shared custody agreement, the popstar must:

· Attend individual counseling at least once a week to address parenting issues.

· Meet with a parenting coach for a minimum of 8 hours a week, in at least two sessions a week. The coach is to observe her parenting skills and her interaction with her sons and provide Federline with a written progress report by October 22.

Suffice to say, this is HUGE news for people following this case. Unfortunately for the children, they're not being taken away... but alas, that's Hollywood!

HUGE Breaking News! Britney Spears to LOSE kids!

Monday was one of the worst days Britney Spears has had in a long time, and she’s had some pretty bad ones recently.

First, her lawyer quit. Then her manager dropped her. And, finally, the day ended for her with Fox News reporting that Spears will lose temporary custody of her two kids.

The news network claims that the Los Angeles Family Court received new information over the weekend and based on that and all the info they already have, they will give full custody (albeit temporary) to KFed.

The ruling is expected to be handed down shortly. :-0

Britney Spears: Could lose kids as early as tomorrow!

Britney Spears could lose custody of her two little kids as early as tomorrow morning.

This is a real possibility thanks to crusading Los Angeles attorney Gloria Allred. She’s bringing a “secret” witness to court tomorrow for the custody battle between Spears and ex-husband Kevin Federline.

Forget reports that the “secret” witness doesn’t matter or won’t be heard. In fact, last week Allred filed a signed declaration from the witness, described only as a man who’s had close observation of Spears behavior with her kids, with the court.

The judge in the closed hearing case, Commissioner Scott Gordon, has the declaration, and does not have to rule on it. He can simply read it and enter it into the case’s existing papers. The only way the witness would testify is under cross examination. In other words, the declaration has already served as testimony. It would only be if Spears’s side decided to question that the witness would be asked to speak.

And the witness will be there with Allred at 8:30am. I am told that the witness could blow Spears’s chances of keeping little Sean Preston and Jayden James. The likely observations from the witness concern drug usage by Spears in her home and in front of her kids.

Spears can simply forget reports that were spun to other websites that Gordon wouldn’t allow Allred in, or simply rejected the testimony of the unnamed witness. Allred told me yesterday when I reached her by phone that Gordon accepted the declaration and even praised her work.

That’s not good news for Spears, who just had a disaster on the MTV video Awards and is also trying to complete an album due in stores on November 13th. Last week photos of her without underwear were widely disseminated on the internet. Federline’s attorney is sure to mention that in court on Monday as well.

Allred, who is often embroiled in very public cases, means business here by the way. She’s kept the witness’s identity a “secret” so as not to start a publicity war. But when the declaration was filed on Friday, Spears and her attorney Laura Wasser would have learned his name. I am assured the person in question is not a drug dealer, and that his credentials will hold up if examined in court.

“You may recognize him as we walk into court,” Allred told me. “But maybe not. He is not famous. He’s just someone who’s concerned about the kids.”

You know what.... Fuck You K Fed.

Ive had time to think about this. And one second thought. Fuck you K Fed. Thanks for nothing. Want proof and want to know why???

BEFORE K FED WAS IN HER LIFE....


AFTER K FED WAS IN HER LIFE....


So thanks alot you fuckass. You came along and ruined one of the hottest pieces of ass that I loved to look at. Thanks buddy, thanks alot.

Team K Fed

Britney is out of her fucking mind. Shes been in and out of rehab about 10 times this week, and lately these pics surfaced of her outside of K-Feds house! She went over there and he refused to let her inside which led to.........

This bitch is clearly out of her fucking mind. She needs alot more than rehab. Because of this, and many other reports of her mind loss, K-Fed is suing her for 100% full custody of their children.

Now, let us weap as we look at pictures of what we would have cut our arms off to fuck.......






And now..... what she is currently..... kiss your boners goodbye.....

Britney vs K Fed

Ya know, for some stupid ass reason I am paying attention to this thing, I think its mainly due to the fact that I cant even go into the bathroom without hearing news about it. But Ill say this.

Im with K Fed. Fuck it, Im a K Fed fan. He did a hell of a job on WWE, was the best heel that damn company has had in years. He was on our local news channel this morning and he was up early, and working. And in the interview, he seemed like a cool normal laid back dude.

Why? Well it was obvious that once this shit went down, K Fed career was over, but no. Sure his rapping is shit and he cant rap to save a baby dolphin from being shot by a kid. But he has atleast realized that "hey, shes gone now, I gotta make my own money" So hes doing some acting gigs, apparently has the best super bowl commercial ever coming up making fun of himself, which I respect. If a dude like that can make an ass of himself and joke about how he sucks in front of the world, I dig it. And he probably made some very nice dough for his WWE gigs.

Britney is busy with Paris (see Paris bullshit below) and probably snorting coke, getting wasted in Vegas, whoring it up, throwing her vagina around, and just being really, dirty. Shes all fat and gross and just a just, sluttastic.

So one thing I ask alot when I see this shit....

What about her kids? The kids that K Fed implanted in her. See either way, its going to end bad for Britney. Either the courts will see that shes whoring it up while K Fed is working. And give the kids to him. Or, the courts will give them to Britney, and years down the road the kids will look back and hear about all this shit about when they were young and mommy and daddy split up, daddy was working his ass off while mommy was getting wasted and passing out. leaving them with a babysitter every night to go get trashed with Hilton. Then they will tell mommy to fuck off and go to daddy.

What do you think? Im with K Fed.

Paris HIlton Is Evil.....

This is a tale, a sad, scary, tale. This is the true story of....

PARIS HILTON
By Tony Gautier

Nicole Richie, Lindsey Lohan, Britney Spears...

My my, they used to be so hot. So pure, and then..... P day. Paris Day came, a day in the lives of these chicks that will live in infamy....

Nicole, she was cute, had a decent life, living on her Daddys millions. She suddenly, started to fade away, her body was turning into that of a cripple. Her chest bones poked through her skin like horns, her eyes sucked into her skull, her fat DJ boyfriend losing tons of weight suddenly.... why? PARIS. See, Paris was put on earth for one reason, to destroy the female race! Paris finds someone, befriends them, and destroys their lives! And destroys mens fanasties about these women! She found Nicole as children and started her work on her. Destroying her life, making her hot body shrivle up like a raisin. Nicoles fat DJ boyfriend, struck a deal with Paris. She will make him skinny, as long as he gives her the soul of Nicole. And it worked, in Nicoles sleep her soul was givin to Paris, and instantly, DJ is skinny. Nicole has since, faded to nothing except bones. Dried up. After Paris was done with her work.... she moved on....

Lindsey Lohan. So friggin hot. Got big notice in Freaky Friday and then moved onto Mean Girls where she gained major hotness. Not too skinny, not fat, just perfect. Her boobs were nice and bouncy, her body was good, she was good, all was good..... until Paris found her. Once Paris found her her boobs shrunk! Paris took them! Along with her boobs, the same problem. Her body started to shrivel up! She turned to coke, and was photographed not wearing panties! And her vagina looked like a wizards sleeve. This is where the proof comes in. Paris sucks the life out of starlets from their vaginas. More proof of this is coming soon. Once Paris got ahold of Lohan it was all downhill. Lohan will be dead within the next few years because of Paris sucking the life from her out of her vagina. Where is more proof of life being sucked out through vaginas?

Britney Spears. The hottest and most taboo. Every man in the world wanted a piece of Britney, so sweet and hot and pure. Down home country gal. Paris wanted Britney. Badly. But every attempt failed. Britney wanted none of Paris and her evil doings. This is where Paris, created a henchman. Her creature, a creation. A male version, of Paris. K FED! Yes, the news is broke here first, K Fed is a creation of Paris Hilton. Paris created him, to get near Spears, and slip her the poison to marry him. Why else would someone so sweet and pure marry a complete and total talentless douche bag like him? K Fed turned on Paris though, when K Fed inpregnated Britney. Making her fat, and unattractive. Britney went from hot country gal, to trailer trash quality. It was here that Paris saw her moment. She met Britney and Britney wept on Paris' shoulder about her problems. And Paris made love to Fat Britney, finally having Spears. And told her what she would do. And suddenly, like that! Paris started to suck the life out of her vagina. Fat Britney went back to skinny hot Britney almost over night! And then, k Fed is gone! Britney drops him like Lohan does after 4 lines. And Britney was slowly getting back to hotness. And in less than 24 hours of Britney being hot, Paris, giving her her hot body back, taking away K Fed. Britneys life was being sucked away more, and more. Her body shriveling up, her boobs going away, and then, her vagina was photographed. Hanging like the sleeve of a wizard. Because her life was sucked out of it. Because of Paris.

Paris is a leech! She befriends a hot female star, and turns them into loose sluts with coke problems. And sucks the life from them and into herself. She is a soul sucking evil being not of this world, and she must be stopped. For in a matter of, 5 years, when sweet Dakota Fanning turns 18, she will be next on Paris life sucking vagina destroying mission!

So to all young upcoming starlets, I leave you with this...

Beware.... take care.

My thoughts on WWE....

Boy oh boy... I have been watching WWE for about 20 years now. And I can honestly say this is the worst it has ever been. John Cena is the worst champion ever, no wrestling skills, terrible mic skills, tries too hard to be funny, thinks he can rap. Hey wait a minute, its basically the wrestler version of K Fed! The very man he fought, thats right, WWE Champion Cena fought THAT K Fed. I long for the good ol days, but honestly I think its over. I dont think WWE will ever get better, and I think TNA will end up taking over. TNA has good matches, interesting storylines, and intriguing stuff going on. Anyways, these are my thoughts. WWE sucks, TNA rules. My Monday nights are now on Thursday nights.