This is a tale, a sad, scary, tale. This is the true story of....
PARIS HILTON
By Tony Gautier
Nicole Richie, Lindsey Lohan, Britney Spears...
My my, they used to be so hot. So pure, and then..... P day. Paris Day came, a day in the lives of these chicks that will live in infamy....
Nicole, she was cute, had a decent life, living on her Daddys millions. She suddenly, started to fade away, her body was turning into that of a cripple. Her chest bones poked through her skin like horns, her eyes sucked into her skull, her fat DJ boyfriend losing tons of weight suddenly.... why? PARIS. See, Paris was put on earth for one reason, to destroy the female race! Paris finds someone, befriends them, and destroys their lives! And destroys mens fanasties about these women! She found Nicole as children and started her work on her. Destroying her life, making her hot body shrivle up like a raisin. Nicoles fat DJ boyfriend, struck a deal with Paris. She will make him skinny, as long as he gives her the soul of Nicole. And it worked, in Nicoles sleep her soul was givin to Paris, and instantly, DJ is skinny. Nicole has since, faded to nothing except bones. Dried up. After Paris was done with her work.... she moved on....
Lindsey Lohan. So friggin hot. Got big notice in Freaky Friday and then moved onto Mean Girls where she gained major hotness. Not too skinny, not fat, just perfect. Her boobs were nice and bouncy, her body was good, she was good, all was good..... until Paris found her. Once Paris found her her boobs shrunk! Paris took them! Along with her boobs, the same problem. Her body started to shrivel up! She turned to coke, and was photographed not wearing panties! And her vagina looked like a wizards sleeve. This is where the proof comes in. Paris sucks the life out of starlets from their vaginas. More proof of this is coming soon. Once Paris got ahold of Lohan it was all downhill. Lohan will be dead within the next few years because of Paris sucking the life from her out of her vagina. Where is more proof of life being sucked out through vaginas?
Britney Spears. The hottest and most taboo. Every man in the world wanted a piece of
Britney, so sweet and hot and pure. Down home country gal. Paris wanted Britney. Badly. But every attempt failed. Britney wanted none of Paris and her evil doings. This is where Paris, created a henchman. Her creature, a creation. A male version, of Paris. K FED! Yes, the news is broke here first, K Fed is a creation of Paris Hilton. Paris created him, to get near Spears, and slip her the poison to marry him. Why else would someone so sweet and pure marry a complete and total talentless douche bag like him? K Fed turned on Paris though, when K Fed inpregnated Britney. Making her fat, and unattractive. Britney went from hot country gal, to trailer trash quality. It was here that Paris saw her moment. She met Britney and Britney wept on Paris' shoulder about her problems. And Paris made love to Fat Britney, finally having Spears. And 
told her what she would do. And suddenly, like that! Paris started to suck the life out of her vagina. Fat Britney went back to skinny hot Britney almost over night! And then, k Fed is gone! Britney drops him like Lohan does after 4 lines. And Britney was slowly getting back to hotness. And in less than 24 hours of Britney being hot, Paris, giving her her hot body back, taking away K Fed. Britneys life was being sucked away more, and more. Her body shriveling up, her boobs going away, and then, her vagina was photographed. Hanging like the sleeve of a wizard. Because her life was sucked out of it. Because of Paris.
Paris is a leech! She befriends a hot female star, and turns them into loose sluts with coke problems. And sucks the life from them and into herself. She is a soul sucking evil being not of this world, and she must be stopped. For in a matter of, 5 years, when sweet Dakota Fanning turns 18, she will be next on Paris life sucking vagina destroying mission!
So to all young upcoming starlets, I leave you with this...
Beware.... take care.
PARIS HILTON
By Tony Gautier
Nicole Richie, Lindsey Lohan, Britney Spears...
My my, they used to be so hot. So pure, and then..... P day. Paris Day came, a day in the lives of these chicks that will live in infamy....
Nicole, she was cute, had a decent life, living on her Daddys millions. She suddenly, started to fade away, her body was turning into that of a cripple. Her chest bones poked through her skin like horns, her eyes sucked into her skull, her fat DJ boyfriend losing tons of weight suddenly.... why? PARIS. See, Paris was put on earth for one reason, to destroy the female race! Paris finds someone, befriends them, and destroys their lives! And destroys mens fanasties about these women! She found Nicole as children and started her work on her. Destroying her life, making her hot body shrivle up like a raisin. Nicoles fat DJ boyfriend, struck a deal with Paris. She will make him skinny, as long as he gives her the soul of Nicole. And it worked, in Nicoles sleep her soul was givin to Paris, and instantly, DJ is skinny. Nicole has since, faded to nothing except bones. Dried up. After Paris was done with her work.... she moved on....
Lindsey Lohan. So friggin hot. Got big notice in Freaky Friday and then moved onto Mean Girls where she gained major hotness. Not too skinny, not fat, just perfect. Her boobs were nice and bouncy, her body was good, she was good, all was good..... until Paris found her. Once Paris found her her boobs shrunk! Paris took them! Along with her boobs, the same problem. Her body started to shrivel up! She turned to coke, and was photographed not wearing panties! And her vagina looked like a wizards sleeve. This is where the proof comes in. Paris sucks the life out of starlets from their vaginas. More proof of this is coming soon. Once Paris got ahold of Lohan it was all downhill. Lohan will be dead within the next few years because of Paris sucking the life from her out of her vagina. Where is more proof of life being sucked out through vaginas?Britney Spears. The hottest and most taboo. Every man in the world wanted a piece of
Britney, so sweet and hot and pure. Down home country gal. Paris wanted Britney. Badly. But every attempt failed. Britney wanted none of Paris and her evil doings. This is where Paris, created a henchman. Her creature, a creation. A male version, of Paris. K FED! Yes, the news is broke here first, K Fed is a creation of Paris Hilton. Paris created him, to get near Spears, and slip her the poison to marry him. Why else would someone so sweet and pure marry a complete and total talentless douche bag like him? K Fed turned on Paris though, when K Fed inpregnated Britney. Making her fat, and unattractive. Britney went from hot country gal, to trailer trash quality. It was here that Paris saw her moment. She met Britney and Britney wept on Paris' shoulder about her problems. And Paris made love to Fat Britney, finally having Spears. And 
told her what she would do. And suddenly, like that! Paris started to suck the life out of her vagina. Fat Britney went back to skinny hot Britney almost over night! And then, k Fed is gone! Britney drops him like Lohan does after 4 lines. And Britney was slowly getting back to hotness. And in less than 24 hours of Britney being hot, Paris, giving her her hot body back, taking away K Fed. Britneys life was being sucked away more, and more. Her body shriveling up, her boobs going away, and then, her vagina was photographed. Hanging like the sleeve of a wizard. Because her life was sucked out of it. Because of Paris.Paris is a leech! She befriends a hot female star, and turns them into loose sluts with coke problems. And sucks the life from them and into herself. She is a soul sucking evil being not of this world, and she must be stopped. For in a matter of, 5 years, when sweet Dakota Fanning turns 18, she will be next on Paris life sucking vagina destroying mission!
So to all young upcoming starlets, I leave you with this...
Beware.... take care.
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