Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Classic Devon Blogs: The Survey

Here we will take a look back at DevonLohan.com

The Devon Blogs.

Blogs written about Devon, for Devon.

Since this site is in the shitter, I figured we should do a BEST OF... kinda thing. Here we go! Also this is a nice look back at exactly how many times Devon has "quit" or got so pissed and claimed hell never read or bother with this site again.

Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Wanna Know More About Devon?

I'm bored. Which only means, it's time to pick on Devon. Devon posted one of those damn MySpace surveys in it he talks about, ah fuck it I'll just post it, WORD FOR WORD UNALTERED so you can see for yourself.... Proof of gayness are in bold......

Have you ever kissed someone whose name started with a R?
Not that I can think of. But you never know, since I am a huge whore.

Have you ever been with someone longer than a year?
Yes, and thankfully the lease was up.

Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
On the phone... hmm... Nichol I think. I don't remember talking to anyone else after I talked to her and when the phone rings here it's usually my roommate's wardens [parents], so I don't answer anyway.

Whose bed did you sleep in last night?

Have you kissed anyone in the last week?

Do you miss anyone?
I miss a bunch of people, particularly of the Arkansas variety.

What are you doing tomorrow?
I think we're planning to go to the movies, cuz it's 5 bucks all day, and we can get caught up on what we've missed.

Do you like to cuddle?
Oh sure. Unless it's really hot, cuz then I only want to cuddle with a fan.

Whats your hair look like today?
At the moment, it's bed-head. One side is sticking all up, and the other is all matted down with pillow imprint.

Do you have a dog?
Nope, I have a cat. I'm totally that guy.

When was the last time you talked to one of your siblings?

Have you ever thought you liked someone, and then found out that you really didn't?
I thought I was in love with someone, and then as soon as I got out in the world and met people, I realized how much I didn't.

Will you be in a relationship 4 months from now?
We'll see.

Do you fall for people easily?
Nope. Well... I befriend people easily. I don't love people easily.

Does the last person of the opposite sex you shared a bed with mean anything to you?
Sure. We're friends.

Who do you blame for your bad mood today?
I'm not in a bad mood yet. Notice how I said yet. Heh.

What was the first thing you did this morning?
Turned the air up cuz it was freezing in this bitch.

Today, would you rather go back a week or go forward a week?
Neither, I'm on vacation, and either direction would take me off vacation.

Do you like someone?
I guess you could say that.

Have you ever had a surprise birthday party?
Nope. I'm way too much of a control freak to not be in on the planning of my own party .... unless it was held at a swank banquet room or something. In which case, plan away.

Are your parents in love?
My parents haven't even spoke in years.

Where are you right now?
At my computer desk.

Do you think you have made a difference in anyone's life?
I do. I try to. Even if it's minute.

Who is your last text message from?

What are your plans for Saturday?
I don't know yet.Any takers?

Do you like your life?
It's okay.

Can you handle the truth?
No, I don't want to install your truth box application.

Last person you were in the car with besides your family?

If you're being extremely quiet, what's it mean?
I am PISSED and trying not to say things you will regret making me say.

Last beverage?

Do you think you're a good person?
Eh, I have my moments of clarity.

If someone were to tell you they like you right now, would you care?

Do you still talk to the first person you fell hard for?
Yes, actually. Years later though.

Do you have a best friend?
I do, she's sleeping like a hibernating bear right now though.I should go do something horrible and film it *LIGHT BULB*

Do you remember what you were like a year ago?
I was more or less the same I was now, but probably not as fat.

Who was the last person you cried in front of?
Um, probably my roommate.

Where are you right now, and how do you feel about where you are?
I'm at home and I feel good about that. It's nice to have my own place, with no worries.

What are you listening to?
My new neighbors STILL moving in to the apartment upstairs. Sounds like goddamn Minotaurs moved in.

Who was the last person to call you beautiful/gorgeous?
Lisa. She always calls me beautiful.She's so full of shit!

Ever have a sleepover with the opposite sex?

Where did your last hug take place?
Um, probably at work on Friday leaving before my vacation.

Last place you took a plane to?
Arkansas, but I flew in to Tulsa, OK.

How do you feel about the person who texted you last?
She's spectacular.

Who was the last person you went out to eat with?

Do you have unlimited texting?
I have 2000 texts, which is more than enough.

How old will you be in 13 months?

Do you wear glasses?

What is your favorite Beatles song?
Eleanor Rigby if I have to pick just one. Otherwise I could list like 10 more.

Last thing you bought?
A catnip toy for my little puss-puss, cuz she got her vag nipped yesterday.

If someone looked on your bed, what would they find?
A mess of blankets and sheets and pillows. I tossed and turned like a mug last night.

What would someone find UNDER your bed?
Empty shoeboxes that I think will come in handy as soon as I decide what to put in them.... maybe I'll find a turtle.

Who will you see the most this weekend besides family?
My roommate.

What is the last movie you watched?
ummmm.... High School Musical 2. Yeah..........

Do you drink tea?
All the time.

Who taught you how to ride a bike?
Here's the thing, I grew up on a hill.

Have you ever blacked out at a party?
Party -no. Sarah Hughes concert - yes.Hello iPod!

Who do you trust most in your life?

What's the number one thing in your life right now?
Probably my job.

What were you doing at 11 AM?
[Yesterday] I was at Bed, Bath, & Beyond pricing knives.

Have you ever made out on a couch?
Oh sure.

When is the last time you cried?
You ask too many questions about crying. Men don't cry, we leak at the eyes.

Are you scared of spiders?

Have you ever been on a horse?
No, that would not be fair to the horse.

Is it cute when a boy calls you baby?
Um... no.

What's irritating you right now?
I'm out milk, and I really want a bowl of Corn Pops.

What's the taste in your mouth?
Morning Breath.

Do you like feet?
Only my own. Keep yours away from me.

Who was your last IM from?

What type of music could this world live without?
I was going to say Polka, but when you think about it, and listen to Polka, it's actually entertaining. So.... not polka. Maybe Christian Rock. What an anomaly that is. Weirds me out to the nth degree.

Have you ever waxed your eyebrows?
Hah, twice. That shit hurtsssssssssss.

Do you think professional sports players are over paid?

Are you worried about anyone right now?
Yeah, I am. I'm trying to be here for her though, cuz I know she needs a rock, and I'm pretty solid.

Do you snort when you laugh?
I have to laugh reallllllllllly hard.

How many people are on your myspace friends list?
Like 170+

What was the last website you visited other than myspace?
my email.

What friend haven't you seen in a while that you'd like to see?
Cole. Pestering him for drinks out.

When is the next time you'll kiss someone?
I dunno. We'll see.

When was the last time you were in a car and where did you go?
Last night, out to dinner.

Name three things around you:
Printer, router, fan.

Who can you go to anytime of the day for anything no matter what?
My bfff. Best fucking friends forever.

Are any of your pets overweight?
Dude, she's got a pot belly. Total pig. Always tries to steal our tacos.

Have you ever kissed someone who's name starts with a C?

Who was the last girl you talked to?
Heather I guess, before we went to our rooms.

And just for shit's and giggles, here are some childhood Halloween pictures.

Here is me on Halloween.

Here is Devon on Halloween......

And until Devovision Episode 1 comes.... I will post a blog about Devon, once a day. Maybe twice..... maybe thrice!!!

The last movie I watched....

The last movie Devon watched....


Anonymous said...

OK I admit I usually stand up for the kid, but I no longer can. Any supposed STRAIGHT guy that has a "BFF" and talks about his pussy wussy, then broadcasts it for the world to see....can no longer be defended. I am sorry Devon, good luck with Devovision, I'll still watch.
August 19, 2008 4:32 PM
The Random Villain said...

No no, he has a BFFF! Not just a best friend forever, but a best FUCKIN FRIEND FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 19, 2008 4:35 PM
Devon Lohan said...

Then you're gonna be posting a lot of videos. I'm done with all this shit.
August 19, 2008 4:55 PM
Anonymous said...

JUST when this site starts posting descent stories again, we get this crap taking up half the site again.....WE GET IT, Devon's in the closet...this dead horse has been beaten WAY too much.
August 19, 2008 4:56 PM
Devon Lohan said...

August 19, 2008 4:56 PM
The Random Villain said...

And with that, I direct you fucks here.....


That's right. I told you Devovision would never happen, and it won't! Devon tapped out!!!!!!!!!!



August 19, 2008 5:00 PM
Devon Lohan said...

Yeah. This guy just told me he's "in the air I breathe, the wind around me"...

Dude, you're seriously fucking warped. You post that shit out of context, then comment it yourself as anonymous. It's so fucking stupid.

Jesus fuck, grow up. No one actually finds this shit entertaining. Everyone knows it's YOU posting as anonymous and giving yourself kudos. It's so goddamn blatant.

You're a cancer. You're a disease. You've ruined and will continue to ruin this site, and the site owners are foolish to keep you around. You lost us adsense, you lose us readers, and now you're losing us/them a writer.

Grow the fuck up.
August 19, 2008 5:05 PM
The Random Villain said...

Post what out of context? Its word for word exactly what YOU posted.

And dude, seriously, I am not posting as anonymous so get over that mess already. I no longer need to do that, you take care of people insulting you on your own.

I've ruined this site? Let's take a look at the front page of the site.... oh 2 blogs from you... which are all full of false stories or rumors that proved FALSE.

Way to post FALSE news all over the site while I post REAL news. Brilliant move. Yeah owners! Fire the guy that posts real news and keep that guy that copies and pastes false rumors on here!

I thought you were done? What are you still doing here?
August 19, 2008 5:09 PM
The Random Villain said...

Wait are you saying Im a cancer and disease to the site???

::Walks in with Scott Hall and Kevin Nash::
August 19, 2008 5:17 PM
The Random Villain said...

"Things Devon is guaranteed to do when he throws a fit."

1. Remove you from his MySpace Friends list.

2. Block you on AIM.

3. Quit the site.

4. Accuse you of posting comments as anonymous.

5. Throw giant temper tantrum.

6. Comes back and continues writing for the site.

7. Unblocks you from AIM.

8. Adds you back to MySpace.
August 19, 2008 5:33 PM
phil said...

All I can say is for someone who loves to throw the "fag" word at Devon you (RV) sure do sweat his nuts a lot.......FAG!!
August 19, 2008 6:56 PM
The Random Villain said...

Raise your hand if you watched High School Musical 2....


Now you know what this blog is? What its called? Its called... fuel to the fire. What is Devon so pissy about? God only knows. Maybe its because now people know he calls his cat, puss puss... and watches High School Musical 2.... hey didnt he make fun of me for watching Disney movies too? I watch the classic Disney movies, Snow White, Sleeping Beauty, Robin Hood, mother fuckin SWORD IN THE STONE! Not... High School Musical 2.....

Anyways, this was supposed to be built more towards his big debut with Devovision... supposed to give him a bit more inspiration for his video! But of course, instead he yells YOU RUINED IT!!!!!!!!!!!! And ran off like a little kid, aaaaaaaasssssssssssss usual.

Oh well, all it did instead was further prove my point that Devovision IS NEVER HAPPENING!! BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAA!!!
August 19, 2008 7:02 PM
Anonymous said...

I dont understand why some people get so pissed off at these blogs. if you dont like what is posted, then dont read it. these are the same people that get angry at violence on tv instead of just changing the channel.

I think this entire thing is really made up by random villain and devon lohan for whatever devovision is gonna be.
August 19, 2008 7:07 PM
Devon Lohan said...

BFFF is a direct quote from Pineapple Express, btw.
August 19, 2008 7:13 PM
Anonymous said...

August 19, 2008 7:37 PM
Apollo Greed said...

Gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme that which I desire.

The only reason I come here usually is for these type of posts, or to read the hilarious comments. And seriously, to all you dickwads that are STILL crying you pansy ass eyes out, how long has this been going on? If you haven't smartened up by now, you're all fucking retards. Complain all you want, and you still come back for more. THAT makes sense. Idiots.
August 21, 2008 4:38 PM
The Random Villain said...


Yeah. And the only reason I post shit like this is to watch everyone lose their god damn minds over it crying and bitching. Never fails.

August 21, 2008 5:07 PM


  1. Sigh....

    Hope you have enough room in your photobucket account now for more gay pictures Devon. Did you feel all giddy when you set a plan in motion to delete all those images in hopes that they would vanish off this site and the board as well?

  2. This is pathetic. You're kind of just as bad as he is.

  3. Internet users are not as sensitive as most of these "anonymous" posts pretend to be.