Sorry Devon fans. I know you all love his blog posts but we have decided enough is enough. After recently threatening to quit again, we said, hey, we will help you out the fuckin door.
Telling me to be NICE to him or he won't post? HA. What the fuck ever. Last time Devon was gone, like almost every time, he sends us emails, asking us to let him back on. Well unfortunatley for you, he will not be back this time. Were grown men, we don't have time to baby some idiot and kiss his ass and be nice guys and give positive comments and shit, this isn't a fuckin self help group.
Again and again this happens. Devon gets negative comments on a blog he posts, and he loses his mind over it, like a little kid. So, fuck it. We have new writer. Johnny Aguilera will be replacing Devon as one of the top writers of this site. If you are sad and don't wanna read this site anymore now that Devon is no longer a member, bye.
Oh yeah, and as you noticed, I didn't refer to him as Devon Lohan, because his name is fucking Devon. Don't go from being all pissy in the beginning over us calling you Devon Lohan and threatening to sue us and shit for using your fat pink face then going and crying about it being your GIMMICK and shit. Yeah, its true, the first day that Johnny Aguilera showed up we got emails from him saying WHO IS THIS GUY AND WHY IS HE STEALING MY GIMMICK?!!? Give me a fucking break.
Go smoke pot and drink some jager, you know if you were still in high school you might be pretty cool, but guess what, you're a grown man. Grow the fuck up and act like it.