Saturday, May 9, 2009

Devon is gone again, this time for good.

Sorry Devon fans. I know you all love his blog posts but we have decided enough is enough. After recently threatening to quit again, we said, hey, we will help you out the fuckin door.

Telling me to be NICE to him or he won't post? HA. What the fuck ever. Last time Devon was gone, like almost every time, he sends us emails, asking us to let him back on. Well unfortunatley for you, he will not be back this time. Were grown men, we don't have time to baby some idiot and kiss his ass and be nice guys and give positive comments and shit, this isn't a fuckin self help group.

Again and again this happens. Devon gets negative comments on a blog he posts, and he loses his mind over it, like a little kid. So, fuck it. We have new writer. Johnny Aguilera will be replacing Devon as one of the top writers of this site. If you are sad and don't wanna read this site anymore now that Devon is no longer a member, bye.

Oh yeah, and as you noticed, I didn't refer to him as Devon Lohan, because his name is fucking Devon. Don't go from being all pissy in the beginning over us calling you Devon Lohan and threatening to sue us and shit for using your fat pink face then going and crying about it being your GIMMICK and shit. Yeah, its true, the first day that Johnny Aguilera showed up we got emails from him saying WHO IS THIS GUY AND WHY IS HE STEALING MY GIMMICK?!!? Give me a fucking break.

Go smoke pot and drink some jager, you know if you were still in high school you might be pretty cool, but guess what, you're a grown man. Grow the fuck up and act like it.

24 comments:

  1. How many times is this now? I have never heard of one guy having so much drama over the internet, I thought that only happened in High School?

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  2. This will be about the 3rd time I think that we kicked him off the blog. I lost count between the amount of times he quit and we kicked him off.

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  3. Starting to sound like a broken record. Might as well start a pool on when Devon will be back.

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  4. Don't start that betting pool. I can 100% give you the mega promise that he will never be back. We will never allow him to come back to this blog ever again, he is in nerd terms, perma-banned.

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  5. So are you guys going to actually blog now, or do we have to sit through a week of looking at the same stupid shit on the site?

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  6. Oh man. The LOLs I just had. I wish I had saved the conversation I had wit D$ last night about how long it would take for the random names people or anonymous people to suddenly appear and start bitching about nothing happening on the site now that the precious Devon was gone.

    the answer to your question is no, were never blogging again. Go away.

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  7. I am glad I go out of town and when I come back some asshole posts shit to get us removed from Google.

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  8. Wow, a few days out of town, and this place is in shambles. I cannot believe this was all over a review. I think reviewers go in knowing that not everyone will think their review is good, obviously not the case here. This site was more of a popularity contest than I knew. Really the popularity contest should be with other sites, as in outdoing the competition by delivering quality, not 1 person needing to feel popular when in reality, no more than 20 people read the review in the first place. Just the facts.

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  9. How about a real post with a real reason why we are no longer posting and who is responsible for that reason instead of some poop sha doop sugar coat proper businessman bullshit comment in a fuckin bullshit pointless article? Fucks sake.

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  10. Well lets see, and I know GC and D could easily back me up on this, but how am I the CANCER of the site if my blogs were the only ones bringing hits?

    And I dunno if you can read too good but its been clearly stated that we are no longer writing blogs, soooo yeah that makes it pretty hard for me to start making fun of our new writer if there are no new blogs of his for me to ABERRRRRRR all over.

    And if this site sucks so bad, how come you're STILL here reading it? Long after we kicked your goofy ass out of it?

    And no, you put your name back on the email list, and that is where it will stay.

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  11. Also if I suck as a writer how come you're constantly using lines and little things that I have said. Like "huffy and puffy". Yeah, I suck so bad that you have to use my quotes? Sure kid.

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  12. Did you just claim to have invented the phrase "huffy and puffy"?

    lulz

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  13. UH I'm not still here reading it, dumbfuck! My name is on the goddamn email list, so I can't help but to be inundated with your ignorant fucking retorts.

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  14. No, I claim to have used that phrase quite often and now since I suck so much as a writer, Devon now uses it.

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  15. You have a magic email system that when you get an email notifying you over a post over here it FORCES you to read that email and then come to the site to comment again and again? That is some fucked up email system, usually if I see shit in my email box I have no interest in I just click delete.

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  16. Needless to say after recieving E-Mail notification that this site was being put on hold due to irresponsible content posted here just for attention purposes, I'm pretty pissed off to see all this content go to waste. I'm really sick of hearing about people's "momentum" on this site. If anyone actually took 10 fucking minutes to look at real statistics and numbers for this site, you would see there is NO momentum. A few posts here have ranked well and brought descent numbers, but most all of them are from over a year ago, and yes I could look them up and list them if it helps, and I see hardly any written by this Devon guy. Momentum? Another site I work on got 29,000 pageviews yesterday, yes, in ONE DAY. And before you come back with how "high and mighty" I am from working on bigger sites, no, I bust fucking ass to achieve that, not sit around, make 1 shitty post about my thoughts on a god damn movie, and think I have "momentum." I study how to post correctly to achieve traffic, and I don't gloat about shit I know nothing about. I'm sorry I wasted the time here since it looks like it was pointless. Look up some numbers, and you'll see your "momentum" had less than 50 people a day seeing this site, which is jack shit. In my short time here, I've seen the biggest pussy of ALL time crying about people hurting his feelings, and getting "ragged on" so to speak. Grow some fucking balls or go shopping with your girlfriends for god's sake. If this site was every to be a legit site, as I've told you guys in E-Mails, get rid of the minor league crying pussy shit, and focus on legit posts. This "He made fun of me so i QUIT" bullshit is hilarious. It comes with the territory, but given the history of what I've read and been told, you guys dug yourself a hole by hiring an immature pussy. If people refuse to learn the proper way, they'll never get anywhere. Hope you guys figure out a fix, this is a lot of content to waste, and those of us who know shit about bringing real traffic to a site know how much this sucks.

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  17. You guys got in trouble for nudity? I had saw the rihanna pix the other night and then they were gone but now theres still tits on your page in that disney post maybe thats what did it. got rid of devon now just get rid of random and you have a alright site.

    just my two cents

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  18. Also there is the theory that after being kicked off the site again Devon himself went and reported the site to Blogger getting us stuck with a content warning tag. Wouldn't surprise me.

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  19. The content warning was there before you kicked me off, idiot. I posted the Rihanna nudes and had the content warning go up, the night before I posted the Star Trek review, which spawned me getting "kicked off".

    Try again. Or better yet, don't.

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  20. Um, no there was no content warning before I kicked you off.

    And the Rhianna nudes didn't get you kicked off, you being a complete idiot and acting like a little girl over the way people responded to your Star Trek review got you kicked off.

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  21. Did I not just say:

    "the night before I posted the Star Trek review, which spawned me getting "kicked off"."?????????

    Pretty sure I did! Maybe I just needed to spell it out for YOU. And yes, douchebag, the content warning WAS there, because you IMd me about it and I deleted the Rihanna post. All of which happened before you kicked me off.

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  22. I like how Devon avoided Johnny Aguileras post all together.

    Johnny don't mind Devon, he's a closet gay guy with Mommy issues. You know the type.

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  23. So what, you guys can't pony up the $5 a month for the cheapest godaddy hosting package and an open source blogging software instead of using blogger?

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  24. Hey smart guy,

    I actually have at least 5 hosting accounts that I'm aware of. Moving the domain is not an issue. Continuing to blog on another platform is not an issue. My main concern right now is moving all the existing pages. Any help/advice with that is appreciated. Smartass comments are not. I admit my limitations and one of them is I do not know any easy way of copying the 1100 posts/pages over.

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