So WWE Raw is here in Phoenix tomorrow. A friend of mine has another friend that works in TV, and knows some WWE Superstars.
Today he gives me a call,
"Hey man Im goin to lunch later with some WWE guys you wanna come?"
Im not sure if I can make it because I got to pick up my girlfriend from work since he doesnt know what time hes goin, I tell him to just give me a call....
Time goes by and my phone rings.
"Hey did you wanna meet us up were at Cooperstown" (Alice Coopers Resturaunt)
I cant because its almost time for me to pick her up from work, and I also am having a lil BBQ. So I ask...
"I cant make it, but who are you there with anyways?"
He says, "Oh dude John Cena!"
I say "Nah Ill pass I got stuff going on here plus John Cena fucking sucks"
Silence for a bit..... till he says "Oh alright well Ill give you a call later!"
We hang up, about an hour or so goes by and he calls me back. I say...
"Hey sorry I couldnt make it out I had some steaks to cook and had to pick up my girl from work."
He says... "Oh its cool, hey I wanted to let you know somethin."
"Well, when I called to invite you out, I had you on speaker phone."
I think for a minute and realize, I basically just said John Cena fucking sucks, to John Cena.
I start laughing and ask, "Did he hear me?"
"Uh, Yeah he was sitting right there!"
In which I start laughing even harder.
So I just pictured the scenario, my friend saying Hey mind if I invite my friend hes a huge wrestling fan! And Cena saying yeah man! And getting all excited to eaves drop and hear the excitement from a fan that gets to meet him! Until he hears he fucking sucks. So in other words, I PWNED John Cena. Tony 1, John Cena 0.